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"I drink therefore I am."

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I'm just passing thru; looking for that video or song you like. Mind if I have a drink? Thanks.

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I don't always agree with what I say!

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I shall never be ashamed of citing a good author if the line is good.

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Pretend that drinking makes people more interesting and girls more attractive and dont think about the taste. To paraphrase the gentalman before me... "They come into this rat hole, pick me out of the crowd and ask me!" Thanks to whiskeyprick for this articulate cognisent paridine. Ref: "Foundation...

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1. Never tell everything at once.

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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.

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Jack Johnson is OK but I like girls.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

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I used to work a grave yard shift and a work buddy and I would open the bar when we got off. Those were good times. Now I work the swing shift and buy my booze before I go to work. I don't like working days. To meny noses...

It is dangerious to be inocent in corupt times.

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What mixes with Horchata?

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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

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Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything.

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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

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We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

Whiskeydick

We are born charming, fresh and spontaneous and must be civilized before we are fit to participate in society.

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