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by Miss Conception
Tue Jun 26, 2007 8:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: an ode to dollar store tumblers
Replies: 3
Views: 385

that was purty
by Miss Conception
Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:08 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Where is the...
Replies: 101
Views: 4026

This had to be reborn

Here is my sweetie Illyrito Bandito (on the left) & Michelle
Image

Please note how much 'dito is such a lady. She has her pinkie out on both her drinking hand and her panty hand.
by Miss Conception
Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Reservations
Replies: 30
Views: 1752

damnit, Liz... We have got to drink together again. Maybe some Steely's with Amp as we work the budget. damn straight. i ain't gots no furniture honey, but i got a whole lotta coin money just itchin' to be spent on 40s. Amp can splurge and buy a bit o' bumwime for finesse. :) I say decorate in "dor...
by Miss Conception
Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Vaginas.
Replies: 68
Views: 4672

My favorite pseudonym for vag'...
JING!

in a close second:
axe wound
junk
giggy (it rhymes with puppy, but not very well)
binja ninja
tang
poon (but not poontang)
by Miss Conception
Mon Jun 25, 2007 11:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk dial Thread
Replies: 1296
Views: 158881

Where I'm from, this is called phone boning.
by Miss Conception
Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:44 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Opinions on Margaritas.. Girl drink or fair game
Replies: 33
Views: 1833

'Ritas are like orgies. They're only good with a group.
Yeah you look like a panty waste if you're out & you order one with your boys.
But for some reason when the theme out is Mexico/Tropical/blah blah blah then by all means Order that Mango Maragarita you secretly love.
by Miss Conception
Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Vaginas.
Replies: 68
Views: 4672

The box that a penis comes in?
by Miss Conception
Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:29 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: tell me about a hideous drink
Replies: 46
Views: 3337

There's a drink called the "Jersey Turnpike"
But it's never the same drink twice. You empty the drip mat or wring a bar rag into a shot glass and chug.

Yet it's still cleaner than the Jersey Turnpike.
by Miss Conception
Tue Jan 24, 2006 9:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hangover hornies
Replies: 81
Views: 4325

Fast Cast wrote:
Scotty wrote:Is this one of those I'm not touchin it with a ten foot pole answers? Otherwise I'm horny.
If I had a ten foot pole I'd be touching it all the time.
OMG... me too. Mine not yours.


























OK, I would wanna touch yours if you had one. :oops:
by Miss Conception
Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I may have found the perfect job
Replies: 19
Views: 1090

I wanna be a secret shopper. They get paid to shop and get to keep the stuff they buy... INCLUDING LIQUOR!!!
by Miss Conception
Tue Jan 24, 2006 6:14 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 'Fess up, drunkards
Replies: 72
Views: 3005

Sometimes I wish I could be a bit more heartless, immoral and unethical. If I could I would be soooo rich. But since I'm not those things, I'm one broke bi-atch. Sometimes I think, what if my boss would die or something bad would happen to him. He's such an asshole. He never praises or sticks up for...
by Miss Conception
Sat Jan 21, 2006 2:46 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I don't know about you guys
Replies: 18
Views: 1297

too many shotsj e & drinks and i wmade out with some giiuy
by Miss Conception
Fri Jan 20, 2006 9:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I don't know about you guys
Replies: 18
Views: 1297

I don't know about you guys

but I take great pride in being a drunkard. I especially like the fact that I can outdrink my friends and still take a lickin' (read that as you freakily will) I like being buzzed, yet still coherent enough to outwit assholes. I like the fact that I have everything in my cabinet to make a Long Islan...
by Miss Conception
Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Do You Resemble Anyone Famous?
Replies: 193
Views: 7422

I'm gettin Plastic surgery on my rump to look like Starr Jones.
by Miss Conception
Thu Jan 19, 2006 9:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Where Ya From, Where Ya Goin', Where Ya Been?
Replies: 85
Views: 2739

BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP!!! (for le newbs)