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by Badfellow
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:51 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect
Replies: 10
Views: 109

Re: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect

Got me a dangler of a synapse today. I'm blaming the bottle of mescal with the scorpion in it.
by Badfellow
Wed Jan 16, 2019 10:46 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 417
Views: 9350

Re: Shit we love:

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:46 am

And why does Mr. Smarty Pants BF always have to bulletize everything?
Caus I'm a bullet farmer, mothafuckah.

And for your diarrheic significant other, I'll also be sending you a year supply of Dr. Jebediah Badfellow's Old Time Butt Plugs in mountain fresh scent.
by Badfellow
Wed Jan 16, 2019 9:19 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 417
Views: 9350

Re: Shit we love:

Rachael Ray has a nice, simple 34 Layer Bean Dip you can whip up in 34 easy steps: *Fritos *Pinto beans *Doritos *Black beans *Cheetos *Kidney beans *Tostitos *Hungarian wax beans *Lays Wavy potato chips *Lima beans *Lays Dill Pickle potato chips *Great Northern beans *Combos (pizza flavor) *Green b...
by Badfellow
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect
Replies: 10
Views: 109

Re: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect

.eyr fo edam dna rebma si yeksihw ehT
by Badfellow
Mon Jan 14, 2019 1:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect
Replies: 10
Views: 109

Re: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:20 am
Chiken n' a biskit! And I believe it was "disremembering".[/color]
Sorry, I forgot.

And when I was a kid, I remember it being spelled Chix n' Bizkits. Or maybe that was the name of my glam rock band back in the 80's. We opened for Vixen at the Iowa State Fair.
by Badfellow
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect
Replies: 10
Views: 109

Re: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect

.egdol etihw eht ni akdov knird eW
by Badfellow
Mon Jan 14, 2019 12:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect
Replies: 10
Views: 109

Easy proof of the Mandelya Effect

I can't remember the last time Thirsty Drunk died in 1996 while drinking my booze. But I remember that alternate forgetfulness of memory imprint engram, sans dægling synapses. Unremembermentation. Alternate reality exploration is the olden new frontier of all that remains in our collapsing world. Tr...
by Badfellow
Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:35 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 679
Views: 10021

Re: Shit we hate:

Cheez Balls!!!
They won't kill you if you eat 'em
Cheez Balls!!!
So drunk and so hungry
Cheez Ball$?
Wouldn't you rather fry some bacon?
Cheez Balls!!!
Cheez Balls gonna get you,
Cheese Balls is you
It's you
by Badfellow
Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7485
Views: 311001

Re: What are you drinking right now?

A Weller 107 Manhattan. Straight up is the only way to fly, and the bartender is kind enough to leave the overage in the shaker next to my glass. I'd never wish to live in Manhattan, fun crowd as it is. Though I might live forever in this cocktail, a blissfully pickled, ultra-lobotamized self savant...
by Badfellow
Sun Jan 13, 2019 10:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Weird Stuff
Replies: 796
Views: 42148

Re: Weird Stuff

I remember back in the day when WalFart wuz just a lil' old blue general store in the sticks of Fort Smith. Get your varmin' ammo, smokes and a bottle of Fucktucky Deluxe, all beneath the same harsh, depressing fluorescent lighting. It's nice how Walmart includes minorities in their ads now. Lot's o...
by Badfellow
Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:22 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: [PISSED] Why can't I find anymore good Barleywines?!
Replies: 4
Views: 95

Re: [PISSED] Why can't I find anymore good Barleywines?!

Barleywine isn't dead. It's just been royally hosed by the rediculous popularity of high gravity IPA. Trust me, malty beers are due to make a return. This overly hopped rubbish can only stand for so long. R&C, you may have to take it upon yourself to accost the beer buyer of your local liquor hut an...
by Badfellow
Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:17 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: God damn stink bugs
Replies: 22
Views: 247

Re: God damn stink bugs

Samuel L. Jackson wrote:Muthafuckin stink bugs on a muthafuckin plane.
by Badfellow
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:57 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 679
Views: 10021

Re: Shit we hate:

Rejoice, motherfuckers! Planter's Cheez Balls are back!

Proof: https://www.planters.com/product/00029000023864
by Badfellow
Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:53 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: God damn stink bugs
Replies: 22
Views: 247

Re: God damn stink bugs

buzzsaw wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 9:32 pm
While good intentioned, you bastards dont know stink bugs man. I'll keep on keeping on like I have been with these little bastards
Can you describe the odor of the afore mentioned stink bugs?
by Badfellow
Mon Jan 07, 2019 8:38 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1068
Views: 33402

Re: Sunday

oettinger wrote:
Sun Jan 06, 2019 10:53 am
In between constant drunkarrhea and listening to Megadeth, I have to get AD`s translated into german papers (she was married before, at a Tiajuana cockfight of all places) and her ex-husband is a professional Mexican wrestler named El Gordo Stinko.

I like this version better.