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by Badfellow
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Garden Full of Weeds
Replies: 12
Views: 243

Re: A Garden Full of Weeds

Datrua stramonium. Now there's a weed, a veritable pharmacopia of nature. In addition to atropine and scopolamine, it also contains the chemical compound stramonium of its namesake. Stamonium by itself is a powerful compound capable of inducing hallucinations, delirium, heart palpitations and total ...
by Badfellow
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:38 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1681
Views: 128326

Re: In Three Words

mistah willies wrote:
Mon Nov 09, 2020 12:42 pm
This look infected?
I recommend amputation.
by Badfellow
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:38 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1681
Views: 128326

Re: In Three Words

Ride the world.
by Badfellow
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: End of Daylight Savings Time
Replies: 14
Views: 187

Re: End of Daylight Savings Time

If I could put time in a bottle, I would fucking drink it all. Every last drop.
by Badfellow
Wed Nov 11, 2020 6:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: End of Daylight Savings Time
Replies: 14
Views: 187

Re: End of Daylight Savings Time

Time is a construct. It cannot be saved.
by Badfellow
Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sauced in Space
Replies: 11
Views: 216

Re: Sauced in Space

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:38 am
Does zero G affect BAC?
interesting
Also affects the piss quotient quite a bit. Vacuum pee funnels and zero G glory holes. Imagine having a piss boner in zero G and you will start to realize the true horrors that await your urine in the inky voids of outer space.
by Badfellow
Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:28 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sauced in Space
Replies: 11
Views: 216

Re: Sauced in Space

In space, no one can hear me drinking all your booze.
by Badfellow
Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's been a while
Replies: 11
Views: 293

Re: It's been a while

oettinger wrote:
Sun Sep 20, 2020 6:48 am
scream ale wrote:
Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:45 am
oettinger wrote:
Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:37 pm
Last weekend has been a while, where`s Mr Viking?
Scandinavia?
Where`s scamdinawia?
It's pronounced Scan-da-hoov-ia.


No doubt, Mr. Viking has been busy celebrating his 364 day per year birthday and playing death match field hockey with berserker Viking reenactors. P'chaaa.
by Badfellow
Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:22 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: 2020 election night
Replies: 36
Views: 925

Re: 2020 election night

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK DONALD TRUMP
by Badfellow
Mon Nov 09, 2020 7:19 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Cheersday to the original Modern Drunkard
Replies: 82
Views: 3925

Re: Happy Cheersday to the original Modern Drunkard

Frickin', fellow, sauce-assed, south-pawed Scorpios.

Happy belated gubertag, Frank. I hope a C-130 flies over your bunker and drops a pallet of Jamaican overproof rum on the front lawn. Fog Cutters and Zombies, you bastard.
by Badfellow
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:19 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: 2020 election night
Replies: 36
Views: 925

Re: 2020 election night

I totally would have voted for Ventura, if only so that he could put both Trump and Biden in a headlock and squeeze all the sleazy putty out of their skulls.
by Badfellow
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:17 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard
Replies: 43
Views: 2389

Re: Happy B-Day to Oettinger, a fine German bastard

He got birthday frosting all over his favorite Slayer hoodie. You can interpret the word "frosting" at your own peril.
by Badfellow
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: HBD Badfellow
Replies: 28
Views: 1604

Re: HBD Badfellow

Didn't "snuff" any hookers this year but I did finish a liter of añejo. Viva borrachos!
by Badfellow
Fri Nov 06, 2020 12:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sauced in Space
Replies: 11
Views: 216

Re: Sauced in Space

Ever had Armenian brandy? It tastes like someone filtered kerosene through Stalin's socks.


As for drinking in outer space, you need what is called a zero-g flask. Basically a bladder that holds potable liquids and is secured from dribbling via a suction valve. Carbonated beverages need not apply.
by Badfellow
Sat Oct 31, 2020 10:45 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Booze Van, The Big Black Booze Van
Replies: 14
Views: 247

Re: The Booze Van, The Big Black Booze Van

First stop: Pick up Palinka. I have shovels. Hells yes. Weekend At Palinka's. Think I saw that movie. Yep that movie where you and oettinger are dragging a sun-glass wearing Palinka around. I saw it too. That's the one. The funny thing is, nobody ever seems to address or acknowledge the peculiar st...