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by Badfellow
Wed Dec 04, 2019 4:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Of benders and drunkarrhea
Replies: 8
Views: 47

Re: Of benders and drunkarrhea

I can eat raw chicken out of a mud puddle, no problem. But detergent residue in a glass? That's a surefire recipe for bubble-gut mud-butt.
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:45 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Adam Schiff and his fake witch hunt.
Replies: 31
Views: 1467

Re: Adam Schiff and his fake witch hunt.

Just wait until The Iron Sheik testifies against Pres. Donald J. Camacho in our most sacred of thunderdomes.
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 10:25 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: fuck man i'm losing it
Replies: 27
Views: 212

Re: fuck man i'm losing it

I trust Facebook like I trust a Russian landmine.
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 677
Views: 21101

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:08 pm

WYR... lose 12 years off of your life or be nine inches shorter?
Don't get me started, you sick Sid and Marty Krofft sniffin' fuck. Just last year, I donated nine inches to the American Foundation for Penis Poverty and the Poorly Endowed.

Tax deductible.
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: fuck man i'm losing it
Replies: 27
Views: 212

Re: fuck man i'm losing it

Fuck, man. You ain't losing it. You're fecund and exercising your brainspan. I gargle vodka toward the West Coast and your general direction.

Pigs in Zen
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 9:00 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: fuck man i'm losing it
Replies: 27
Views: 212

Re: fuck man i'm losing it

And another thing - I ain't so sure I like that asshole Sartre, either. That's the problem with French philosophers - I can't figure them out. (I don't think it's MY problem.) Hah, no. That's the French's problem. A true philosophy is only reached by one's own accords. And even then in it's perfect...
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Smokers Corner
Replies: 141
Views: 6756

Re: Smokers Corner

Lush City, my good man...

The boys and I had blend of the Cakes tonight (Wedding Cake x Ice Cream Cake x Divorce Cake x Cookie Cake... we all pitched in) and it made me think we need a strain of Congolese Cake called The Spiral Staircase.

CongoCake: Climb the tricromes!
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:25 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: fuck man i'm losing it
Replies: 27
Views: 212

Re: fuck man i'm losing it

Right on. Also thought you might appreciate a quick Sartrè is smartré take.

We always have options and the ability to create our own realities. For better, worse or otherwise.
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 8:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1151
Views: 37910

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Money falls from the skies like rain, For those who ask- And can't complain But it ain't the most important thang. Another day, another wooden nickel. On the bright side there's only one Monday a week. As Interfaith Minister of the church, I call upon all Drunkards to will their well wishes with the...
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 7:41 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: fuck man i'm losing it
Replies: 27
Views: 212

Re: fuck man i'm losing it

You're all good, Hugh.

But before we go and Copurnicunize the cosmos onto compost, let us start with a view of Occam's Razor.
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:11 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: fuck man i'm losing it
Replies: 27
Views: 212

Re: fuck man i'm losing it

Seriously. Maybe let us know you didn't OD or anything.
by Badfellow
Mon Dec 02, 2019 11:09 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1195
Views: 46763

Re: Sunday

Sunday was a fine drinking day. It snowed all morning and most of the afternoon which left plenty of open stools at the local liquor well. Had a plate of Eggs Benedict and a couple of whiskeys while the bartender blasted her favorite 80s glam rock tunes. Came home, shoveled out, drank some cannabis ...
by Badfellow
Sun Dec 01, 2019 10:09 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 677
Views: 21101

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

oettinger wrote:
Sat Nov 30, 2019 6:48 pm
You in a desert,
gallon of water

or

bottle of your favorite hooch?
A gallon of water to keep me alive until I can crawl out of the desert and drink all your vodka.
by Badfellow
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Smokers Corner
Replies: 141
Views: 6756

Re: Smokers Corner

A Starfleet grade device capable of instantaneous transportation to other realms.
by Badfellow
Sun Dec 01, 2019 6:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Smokers Corner
Replies: 141
Views: 6756

Re: Smokers Corner

What one takes into their lungs should be by joy, not by need. These are the words of a nicotinic lover. And freestyle, bonging afficianado.

But, of course, that's like my own opinion, man.