LAX... sounds like the kind of airport where people never get constipated, but it's all just a big lie.

1% yohimbine extract.

Boards of Canada, eh. Good ambient music. You should drink a bunch of KD and check out Tycho sometime.

Lush City wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 16, 2019 10:47 pm

You know you are stoned when you have nothing better to do than to reply to this thread. LOL!

Dude, stop eating my Oreos.

Dear Booze wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 14, 2019 4:51 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Wed Aug 14, 2019 3:47 pm

... a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound California burger in the other.

Curious, what's a California burger?

Lettuce, tomato, onion, mayo and yo momma.

Installed a pair of 18 x 10 garage doors for a farmer's machine shed today. Brutalish work but the weather was kind and the cooler was full of Hamm's. Now I'm sitting in the clubhouse of a rural golf course with the bar to myself and a tall glass of Old Crow whiskey in one hand and a half pound Cali...

By the way, AD, a very thoughtful collection of signs you assembled there.

That was back in the days when I was popular on this board and people thought I was funny. But you are funny............................... looking. Besides, did you know Lao Tzu lived his years in purposeful obscurity and welcomed being an unknown? He felt that fame was poison. I tend to mostly ag...

Worse than the 4:00 AM Coming Down Breakfast at Denny's. Why you always baggin' on Denny's? Late at night. Drunk. High. Hungover. Who cares I would eat it any day. Who could possibly fk up eggs, bacon, and hash browns? (Whoops, sorry DB to bring up painful memories...) *Eggs - Easy to fuck up. Ever...

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 12, 2019 11:01 am

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 12, 2019 10:54 am

He's big on popped collars, tweed Gatsby hats and argyle cardigan sweaters. And he likes to pull his socks up to his balls.

I thought he just had argyle ball sweaters to match?

You might be thinking of his cashmere Dolce & Gabbana scrotum cozy.

He's big on popped collars, tweed Gatsby hats and argyle cardigan sweaters. And he likes to pull his socks up to his balls.

The Jar of Reremembered Forgotten Memories.

Dayam, this thread makes me hungry. I was raised on unintentional Melba toast, but the best thing back when was the stone ground wheat crackers that my hippy-injun mom would bring back from the co-op. I have the chipped molars to prove it. She also brought back Postum and carob chunks. Those are po...

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:19 pm

scream ale wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:02 pm

Soup beans. And corn bread.

Fried taters?

Mmmmm, yup.

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:28 pm

Possessio is nine tenths of the word.

The other one tenth is something you can't learn in college.