ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:20 am

My house is like the smoking room at the Atlanta airport.

Ah, fond memories of the lucite smoking box at Hartsfield. I felt like a bug encased in nicotine.

In that case, I’ll have what the penguins are having. Cheers.

Hi, New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military. I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose. I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one ...

Star-Kist Tuna Pie. Oh, the horror.

Today is World Bartender Day It's the day to appreciate the staff in your local bar. They are often the makers or breakers of your level of drunkeness, so treat them well. You have something special planned for Shitfinger Shelley? Maybe buy her a new set of Lee Press On Nails to replace those old, ...

Quit yer complainin’

Sad to hear. He was highly talented and liked by all. Rock in peace, Peetie.

Aloha smacktard arseloch

I have seen the booze spilling heedlessly from their mouths and clogging their ears. It ebbs and flows in endless cycles like a shit tide. Or sometimes a shit tsunami.

Spicy jerk chicken.

Carne asada tacos.

Jumbo avocado margarita.

C’mon, DB. Don’t be such a speculum stickler. They’re all just orifices anyway.

oettinger wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:23 am

We had the whole week almost Willes and Badfellow cold. Sunday it will warm up a little.

Woefully ill equipped are you to comprehend the polar hell and pube-freezing temperatures that slovenly drunks such as Willies and I regularly endure. We’re both pretty much frost bitten stumps by this point.

Woke up this morning and found a note from my balls on the bed stand- "you can stay and freeze your ass off if you’d like, but we’re moving to Florida". Well, maybe they can get a job with the carnival.