Datrua stramonium. Now there's a weed, a veritable pharmacopia of nature. In addition to atropine and scopolamine, it also contains the chemical compound stramonium of its namesake. Stamonium by itself is a powerful compound capable of inducing hallucinations, delirium, heart palpitations and total ...

mistah willies wrote: ↑

Mon Nov 09, 2020 12:42 pm

This look infected?

I recommend amputation.

Ride the world.

If I could put time in a bottle, I would fucking drink it all. Every last drop.

Time is a construct. It cannot be saved.

ThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑

Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:38 am

Does zero G affect BAC?
interesting

Also affects the piss quotient quite a bit. Vacuum pee funnels and zero G glory holes. Imagine having a piss boner in zero G and you will start to realize the true horrors that await your urine in the inky voids of outer space.

In space, no one can hear me drinking all your booze.

oettinger wrote: ↑

Sun Sep 20, 2020 6:48 am

scream ale wrote: ↑

Sat Sep 19, 2020 11:45 am

oettinger wrote: ↑

Fri Sep 18, 2020 12:37 pm

Last weekend has been a while, where`s Mr Viking?

Scandinavia?

Where`s scamdinawia?

It's pronounced Scan-da-hoov-ia.


No doubt, Mr. Viking has been busy celebrating his 364 day per year birthday and playing death match field hockey with berserker Viking reenactors. P'chaaa.

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

FUCK DONALD TRUMP

Frickin', fellow, sauce-assed, south-pawed Scorpios.

Happy belated gubertag, Frank. I hope a C-130 flies over your bunker and drops a pallet of Jamaican overproof rum on the front lawn. Fog Cutters and Zombies, you bastard.

I totally would have voted for Ventura, if only so that he could put both Trump and Biden in a headlock and squeeze all the sleazy putty out of their skulls.

He got birthday frosting all over his favorite Slayer hoodie. You can interpret the word "frosting" at your own peril.

Didn't "snuff" any hookers this year but I did finish a liter of añejo. Viva borrachos!

Ever had Armenian brandy? It tastes like someone filtered kerosene through Stalin's socks.


As for drinking in outer space, you need what is called a zero-g flask. Basically a bladder that holds potable liquids and is secured from dribbling via a suction valve. Carbonated beverages need not apply.

First stop: Pick up Palinka. I have shovels. Hells yes. Weekend At Palinka's. Think I saw that movie. Yep that movie where you and oettinger are dragging a sun-glass wearing Palinka around. I saw it too. That's the one. The funny thing is, nobody ever seems to address or acknowledge the peculiar st...