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Nobody wants to address the root of the problems at hand. Most people can't even define or agree upon what the problem is, let alone propose a solution to it. No, shifting blame and levelling accusations are much easier and, in the short term, far more effective. Hardly constructive though infinitel...

Many thanks Scream Ale for taking the time to share your recipe, and that garbage plate is looking pretty damn good too. Had no idea what a garbage plate even was until many years ago Tony "Mayhem" of Ro'chacha (R.I.P.) set me straight. We have something similar in the upper midwest called "hot dish...

*Drowning in a vat of non-alcoholic beer.

*Choking on Dingbat's MAGA hat.

*Being forced to binge watch all 7 seasons of Mama's Family before you're finally given a cyanide pill.

Now I know where RIPT has been hanging out. Not suitable for anyone.

Amerimaybe.

George Washington wrote:Are you an American't? Or an American?

Not that I'm keeping score or anything, but...

America - 2
Germany - 0

He's currently compiling his memoirs: Mein Drunkarrhea Kamph . Muslims occasionally mistake his head for the dome of a mosque. With a ponytail. He sings "Deutschland Uber Alles" in English to the tune of "Welcome to the Jungle". Can confirm. Though his Axel Rose impression comes off more like Cartma...

I'm not your typical American.

NYDingbat wrote: ↑
Sat Jul 04, 2020 8:14 am
The bacon of freedom, the ham of opportunity...

Um, fixed that for ya. No even gonna touch those Trumpy parts; no telling where they've been.

Thirsty SJW wrote: man this is the white privledgest first world problemest thread ever.
You fucks are all cannon fodder

They burned the Arby's down, man. The fucking Arby's! With all the Arby's and Horsey sauce still inside! Tell me that doesn't sicken you to the very, rotten core.

Rotgut & mudbutt.

Artful Drunktective wrote: ↑
Fri Jul 03, 2020 9:22 am
Fighting to the death scenes in movies and yet, nary a kick to the balls. Still irks me every time.

Well, it's not exactly a fight to the death, but here's a little Ow, My Balls! action for ya starring my good pal Hormel Chavez.

scream ale wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 02, 2020 8:17 pm

Badfellow wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 02, 2020 4:04 pm
blueberry bear claw
Such a thing exists? I don't care much for donuts but I make exceptions.

The paw is stuffed with fruit jelly; the claw is the chocolate finisher. What part of that doesn't sound viciously delicious?

Far~Out~Pat wrote: ↑
Thu Jul 02, 2020 5:19 pm
Cold Can Of Miller Highlife!!!🍻

Somewhere right now there's a lonely Lone Star Beer sitting in the cooler with the name Pat on it. 🍻

Holy fuck! We can do emojis?

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