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by Badfellow
Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Smokers Corner
Replies: 187
Views: 15391

Re: Smokers Corner

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:20 am
My house is like the smoking room at the Atlanta airport.

Ah, fond memories of the lucite smoking box at Hartsfield. I felt like a bug encased in nicotine.
by Badfellow
Wed Feb 24, 2021 6:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 934
Views: 113597

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

In that case, I’ll have what the penguins are having. Cheers.
by Badfellow
Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 934
Views: 113597

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Hi, New here, .y name is David, but my user name is Merchant Seaman, because in fact I am a merchant seaman, no that's not part of the military. I've been drunk on every continent, including Antarctica, I've guzzled hooch that would kill a bull moose. I'm mostly a nice guy, bartenders like me, one ...
by Badfellow
Wed Feb 24, 2021 2:00 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 244
Views: 25450

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Star-Kist Tuna Pie. Oh, the horror.
by Badfellow
Wed Feb 24, 2021 8:13 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Calendar of Drinking Days
Replies: 21
Views: 253

Re: Calendar of Drinking Days

Today is World Bartender Day It's the day to appreciate the staff in your local bar. They are often the makers or breakers of your level of drunkeness, so treat them well. You have something special planned for Shitfinger Shelley? Maybe buy her a new set of Lee Press On Nails to replace those old, ...
by Badfellow
Mon Feb 22, 2021 2:19 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1772
Views: 133928

Re: In Three Words

Quit yer complainin’
by Badfellow
Mon Feb 22, 2021 9:14 am
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: Peetie...
Replies: 10
Views: 157

Re: Peetie...

Sad to hear. He was highly talented and liked by all. Rock in peace, Peetie.
by Badfellow
Sat Feb 20, 2021 9:52 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1772
Views: 133928

Re: In Three Words

Aloha smacktard arseloch
by Badfellow
Sat Feb 20, 2021 9:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Replies: 75
Views: 2328

Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond

I have seen the booze spilling heedlessly from their mouths and clogging their ears. It ebbs and flows in endless cycles like a shit tide. Or sometimes a shit tsunami.
by Badfellow
Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:30 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1772
Views: 133928

Re: In Three Words

Spicy jerk chicken.
by Badfellow
Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:29 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1772
Views: 133928

Re: In Three Words

Carne asada tacos.
by Badfellow
Fri Feb 19, 2021 11:28 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1772
Views: 133928

Re: In Three Words

Jumbo avocado margarita.
by Badfellow
Mon Feb 15, 2021 6:34 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People who were members of The Village People
Replies: 29
Views: 1349

Re: People who were members of The Village People

C’mon, DB. Don’t be such a speculum stickler. They’re all just orifices anyway.
by Badfellow
Sat Feb 13, 2021 5:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your local weather reports
Replies: 706
Views: 53288

Re: Your local weather reports

oettinger wrote:
Fri Feb 12, 2021 10:23 am
We had the whole week almost Willes and Badfellow cold. Sunday it will warm up a little.
Woefully ill equipped are you to comprehend the polar hell and pube-freezing temperatures that slovenly drunks such as Willies and I regularly endure. We’re both pretty much frost bitten stumps by this point.
by Badfellow
Sat Feb 13, 2021 5:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your local weather reports
Replies: 706
Views: 53288

Re: Your local weather reports

Woke up this morning and found a note from my balls on the bed stand- "you can stay and freeze your ass off if you’d like, but we’re moving to Florida". Well, maybe they can get a job with the carnival.