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by Badfellow
Sat Feb 24, 2024 3:17 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 428
Views: 90819

Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

The War Crime Whopper: topped with barbed wire, poison gas, grilled panzer and a special death camp sauce.
by Badfellow
Sat Feb 24, 2024 9:56 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 428
Views: 90819

Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

I heard the Goebbels- er, I mean- the Gurke & Marmalade burger took a cyanide pill and was found dead in it’s cell.
by Badfellow
Fri Feb 23, 2024 6:34 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 428
Views: 90819

Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

Each one of those burgers needs to be put on trial in Nuremberg.
by Badfellow
Thu Feb 22, 2024 1:04 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 564
Views: 413686

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Pinwheel roll-ups with NyQuil chicken, Limburger and Hershey’s chocolate syrup. That’s from the Thirsty Crocker cookbook.
by Badfellow
Thu Feb 22, 2024 12:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313156

Re: What are you drinking right now?

If it makes anyone feel better, 3.2 beer in a keg is mostly a scam. They get special, plastic 3.2 labels to cover the tap ball, but it’s the same 4.5 swill as always. That’s why I prefer whiskey.
by Badfellow
Thu Feb 22, 2024 10:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313156

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Nausea wrote:
Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:18 pm
One gas station out here advertises "COLD 3.2 BEER" like it's a good thing.
When I become the Emperor of ‘Murrica, I shall decree a law requiring all beer to be non-carbonated and at least 40% alcohol by volume.
by Badfellow
Thu Feb 22, 2024 9:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313156

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Half a handle of vodka isn’t a lot. But when you drink it in two hours on an empty stomach, it becomes a force to be reckoned with.
by Badfellow
Sat Feb 10, 2024 7:52 am
Forum: Drinking Quotes
Topic: Jim Lahey
Replies: 13
Views: 8686

Re: Jim Lahey

When the shit line comes to port, I’ll be there to tie it up.
by Badfellow
Sun Jan 28, 2024 6:04 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em
Replies: 428
Views: 90819

Re: Oh Sammich glory, and where to find 'em

Nepal 🇳🇵. Now there’s a flag that plays by its own rules.
by Badfellow
Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:54 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313156

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Shit I've drank this week *Tower Vodka- Basically Tito's but it's only $24 per handle. Vodka is boring as hell, but it is the work horse that carries the vast majority of the drinking load during any given week. Just ask Oettinger. *Fireball- My buddy had a bottle in his fish house and I wasn't in ...
by Badfellow
Fri Jan 26, 2024 10:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Beautiful German words and their meaning
Replies: 27
Views: 1460

Re: Beautiful German words and their meaning

Bongenkuchen- A cake like material that forms on the interior surface of a bong after frequent use. Hitler hated bongenkuchen so much he started WWII.
by Badfellow
Wed Jan 17, 2024 2:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your local weather reports
Replies: 981
Views: 212167

Re: Your local weather reports

It's frickin' cold here. How cold, you ask? Cold enough to freeze the pubes off the Tin Woodsman.

Of course, I don't always complain about winter. But when I do, I prefer to be drunk so at least I feel a little warmer.
by Badfellow
Sun Jan 14, 2024 10:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313156

Re: What are you drinking right now?

2012 Bigfoot Barleywine singing me to sleep. Sing, you sweet samsqanch, sing!
by Badfellow
Wed Jan 10, 2024 11:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313156

Re: What are you drinking right now?

So, I tricked my friend into ordering a bottle of Malört online. I told him it would change his life forever. Should arrive by Saturday. Should be interesting to say the least.
by Badfellow
Sun Dec 31, 2023 11:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 12326
Views: 1313156

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Yes, Benito. That looks utterly horrendous. Plow through that mofo like a bull in a china shop, and good luck.