The best of the worst is American Gov't. Cheese. It's processed cheese product and it's no better a shining example of quality than Clancy's or Smellveeta. But the government clearly puts some sort of addictive flavor additive in with the hydrogenated oils because it will make the melty, cheesy equi...

Good afternoon sunday drunks, today is my father`s birthday, He wants to take us and some family to dinner. Fuck we`re drunk already and it`s still hours until go time. We`ll be so stumbling plastered by 6 p.m.! Lord bacchus help us!!!! Cheers I got your father a "kick your son in the balls" gift c...

Who the hell cuts out the middle of the shirt? Goddamn that's a lot of chest hair. Allow me to field this question. Disturbingly, he's not actually wearing a t-shirt. What you are seeing are the remnants of a white cotton t-shirt sewn into a denim vest. Why? Well, the dude still wants to show off t...

benitobeast69 wrote: ↑

Mon May 06, 2024 4:17 am

Badfellow wrote: ↑

Sun May 05, 2024 8:02 pm

Settling in with a case of Stella and a pile of steak nachos.

doin gods own work brudda

Funny, because I was thinking "Christ, this is something Benito would be all over". My only regret was running out of beer.

Settling in with a case of Stella and a pile of steak nachos.

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Wed Apr 24, 2024 7:21 pm

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Wed Apr 24, 2024 4:25 am

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Tue Apr 23, 2024 7:40 am

John Wick- every time he kills someone, drink.

If you do this you'll only add to Wick's body count.

The Spartans called that a Good Death.

The 300 drinking game is next.

Every Dutch child knows that Velveeta is no gouda.

John Wick- every time he kills someone, drink.

Apparently, whipping out your banana back in the 50s and 60s was a way to impress your dinner guests.

The War Crime Whopper: topped with barbed wire, poison gas, grilled panzer and a special death camp sauce.

I heard the Goebbels- er, I mean- the Gurke & Marmalade burger took a cyanide pill and was found dead in it’s cell.

Each one of those burgers needs to be put on trial in Nuremberg.

Pinwheel roll-ups with NyQuil chicken, Limburger and Hershey’s chocolate syrup. That’s from the Thirsty Crocker cookbook.

If it makes anyone feel better, 3.2 beer in a keg is mostly a scam. They get special, plastic 3.2 labels to cover the tap ball, but it’s the same 4.5 swill as always. That’s why I prefer whiskey.

Nausea wrote: ↑

Sat Feb 17, 2024 5:18 pm

One gas station out here advertises "COLD 3.2 BEER" like it's a good thing.

When I become the Emperor of ‘Murrica, I shall decree a law requiring all beer to be non-carbonated and at least 40% alcohol by volume.