If the drink you get at a bar is stiffer than the drink you make yourself, you're a fucking pussy.

Make sure you dress for the occasion in go-go boots and that sequined thong.

Seriously, don't you think this whole going to public places ostensibly for the purpose of socializing but bringing a fucking computer to plug yourself into thing has gone far enough?

Shot Time wrote: --Keno
--trivia
--karaoke

How are these pros again?

seriously, do we have to quote the entire thread of pics when we post? bandwidth is not free. Uhm. You do realize that...pictures...need load...only one time, right? Uhm. See, your computer gets the picture once. All that the quote is loading into your computer is an image tag. Yeah. Well then. Tha...

Fuck it, I'm gonna start selling blood to support my habits again.

dead_uk wrote:We're not doing anything illegal/extremely likely to offend.

Well I sure as hell am. Mainly the second one. I make a point out of it.

Haha! I can still hit on 17 year old girls without it being creepy and you can't!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Not that it means anything because I've never dated a girl less than two years older than me. That kind of sucks now that I think of it. Whatever, they were all way out of my league so I still rule.

Shit, I had forgotten that a mixtape is the perfect gift for ANY occasion. WTF is wrong with me. im a bigger bonehead! im working on a laptop w/over 5,000 songs on it <duh!> I have 8,000. Not to mention some 200-odd un-ripped CDs and 3-400 records. So I'm the bigger bonehead. Haha, I win at stupid....

So...is she hot?

:)

You better report back on that shit, man.

Got the Some Girls, BTW. It is good. Thanks.

Jesus christ, your av is freakin' me the fuck out.

L&Pzombie wrote:What a sweetheart.

I don't swing that way, bub.

You know I did ;).

The California Department of Alcoholic Beverage Control said it's only illegal for bars to give drinks away. Illegal to give drinks away? What sort of fascist state has Kalifornia turned into? I don't know, maybe it's got something to do with that known Nazi sympathizer they have running the state?...

L&Pzombie wrote:You've never heard the term "Whiskey pussy" have you?

Hey man--I go down in flames.