Bodie's Boner Rub

I never thought I could post something on this site that would be offensive! But if I did....cool! The Atheists could have done it - although it would have been tough because they don't believe in drunk-dialing. The Ignostics too - even though they believe someone drunk-dialed someone, they are not ...

On this fine ash wednesday I thought I would pose the question "Which religion made the first drunk dial?" Most would consider it a toss up between the Jews and Catholics - they have the background and the history. So what's your pick? Here are some options. Jews - Did the big bad Jews make the firs...

I wish I was me too! It is a tough life to lead.

There is only one V word I hate more than virgin – that’s Valentine. For the first time ever all the staff members of drunk-dialed.com are officially single. This could make for an interesting “staff meeting” when we all convene in Lexington next month. Even long ago when I chose to have a girlfrien...

So I was sitting at the bar the other night - go figure - thinking back to the one time I have actually blacked out from drinking. Believe it or not it wasnt even during college or even shortly thereafter - try 3 years later. Now I dont believe in the line “I can’t drink like I use too,” I think it ...

I had a friend once combine lays chips, mayo, and pickles and stuff his mouth full of it. A few days ago I had a tortilla, cheddar cheese and BBQ sauce. I usually go for a philly cheese steak sandwich though. Microwavable pizzas are always good too, but you do run the risk of burning down the house.

My stripper friend of mine just called me freakin wasted. "I am on the floor backstage trying to put my underwear on" she said with the other strippers in the back laughing. "All I have manged to get on are my 6 inch pinks heals. The underwear tag is suppose to be in the back right?" She was so drun...

Yes this is the magic of New Years Eve. $50 all you can drink on top of 7 hours at the titty bar is enough to make anyone go to the bar wearing a hockey jersey and a mullett wig. Of course nothing says happy new year (or I am very scared of you) like putting on a bozo the clown mask at the stroke of...

That is funny - now that is a situation in which it is OK to text message! You tried to call first, but he hung up on you. Bravo. I hope you do get to kick his ass!

I feel your pain. A few years ago Mardi Gras in St. Louis I started drinking at 7am. By noon I was smashed and getting very friendly with this girl. She wanted it and I wanted it, problem was I was too drunk. I ended up throwing up on the cab ride home, passing out at 7pm, and my friend ended up fuc...

I do have to clarify something, none of my ex's have a fat ass - bitchy and whorish, but not fat. I agree - texting is a way to keep in touch without having to actually talk to the person on the phone. Well...if you are not worthy of a phone call, you are probably not worthy of any type of communica...

Ahhh, the age old question...... It is 2 am and you are wasted. You have a decision to make. Drunk-dial the ex or text message her fat ass. To be up front I am biased towards the drunk-dial. I hate the drunk - or undrunk for that matter - text message. The only reason to EVER send a text message is ...

Reading this story just gave me a good idea for a sequel to the Wedding Crashers......you guessed it. The Holiday Work Party Crashers.

Fuck her, you should have went anyways and introduced yourself as her retarded cousin, Michelle. Next time pretend you are rain man and ask where K Mart is.

That is freaking funny as shit! It's bad enough that cops and hookers independently try to screw you over, now this. But I guess justice was done, thank you Judge Judy.

Funny story man!