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by joesixpack
Wed Mar 05, 2008 5:17 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Long time no see kids
Replies: 5
Views: 320

Re: Long time no see kids

...Australia's nanny-state laws don't technically allow you to buy doubles,... since when? Sometimes you get these arseholes, 18 year old girly men and girls who couldn't drink from a thimble and can't keep away from the peroxide and eyeliner but "Responsible Service of Alcohol" somehow gives them ...
by joesixpack
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:41 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Pretentiousness
Replies: 19
Views: 1497

Re: Pretentiousness

Ivan, champ, beer is best served in a cold, clean glass.

This is established fact!

You're doing a great job. You're a classy drinker. You're living the MD life.
by joesixpack
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Pope declares war on St. Patrick
Replies: 38
Views: 1796

Re: Pope declares war on St. Patrick

The best "good catholic" family I know with a statue of the virgin in their foyer of their maison used to have a massive fish fry up and piss up on Good Friday. Stay away from the prawns and homebrew! I St Pats ever during Easter itself? Half of Australia and New England, USA would be in a complete ...
by joesixpack
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:25 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk dial Thread
Replies: 1296
Views: 163549

Re: Drunk dial Thread

Anyone had their phone commandeered by another drunk in their name?

The results can be awesomely awkward and funny.

Especially texting fiances from a bucks night. That's just mean however.
by joesixpack
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Long time no see kids
Replies: 5
Views: 320

Re: Long time no see kids

BTW, I realise I may have the "standard" avatar. I love it.

Looks like David Byrne getting creative to me.
by joesixpack
Wed Mar 05, 2008 4:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Long time no see kids
Replies: 5
Views: 320

Long time no see kids

I know what a "dive" truly is. I worked there, my sporting club frequented it and it went bust. Australia's nanny-state laws don't technically allow you to buy doubles, but this place used to let me bomb myself with a $20 Saturday night special with 1 shot gin, tequila, contraiueueue.., vodka and bi...
by joesixpack
Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:18 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: great bad movie suggestions?
Replies: 58
Views: 1812

OMG you fuckers this shit is for reals...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102422/
by joesixpack
Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: great bad movie suggestions?
Replies: 58
Views: 1812

Laugh your fucking asses off my firends...read when well sauced...

http://rinkworks.com/badmovie/

TRUST ME
by joesixpack
Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:28 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I drank traitor jack last night.
Replies: 14
Views: 848

Bender is right as usual. They had Tanquerary and you spurned it the way you would spurn a rabid dog? You must have been well pissed to make that mistake.
by joesixpack
Sun Jun 11, 2006 5:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Karma
Replies: 13
Views: 572

I will check out this antibiotics scam.

This guy is pretty good, MD and PhD in physiscs:

http://www.abc.net.au/science/k2/moments/s1380836.htm

I've been duped. Damn you, cheap generic penecillin derivative!

I can't believe I've never checked it out before!
by joesixpack
Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:46 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Karma
Replies: 13
Views: 572

Karma

Fucking antibiotics. Fucking microbes.

There's a long weekend here and I am housebound.

I must have fucked up big time in a past life.
by joesixpack
Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:44 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: whats hotter than ann margaret covered in beans?
Replies: 17
Views: 871

Damn Ann Margaret was hot. Elvis was nuts I say. I was about 13 the first time I saw Barbarella, and I have never seen a woman with a better rack than Miss Fonda. Barbarella. Barbarella was hotter.
by joesixpack
Sun Jun 11, 2006 3:41 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Kismet
Replies: 0
Views: 364

Kismet

It appears whenever I plan not to drink (i.e get suckered into doing the driving), I win a lot of beer at the pub, end up drinking, staying the night, almost burning the fucking place down and turning up to work late on Fridays and Thursdays. The mystical forces of the universe know I signed up for ...
by joesixpack
Tue Apr 25, 2006 6:52 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New Breathalysers
Replies: 5
Views: 480

No, I got out of there quickly, embarrassed by a cop? Time to leave I say. :oops:
by joesixpack
Mon Apr 24, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking with concussion....
Replies: 10
Views: 503

I was told no drinking or contact sport for three weeks.

Concussion is very serious, despite how benign it sounds.