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by Benh182
Thu Aug 21, 2008 2:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Narrowly averted tragedy.....
Replies: 20
Views: 3164

Re: Narrowly averted tragedy.....

The other day I was heading into my mates house after a trip to Tesco and remeber thinking "Hmm....that bad looks strained". At that moment, the bag split and his litre bottle of vodka hit the deck....bounced.....then hit side on on the front step, smashing into a zillion pieces. Weirdly tho, he too...
by Benh182
Sat Jul 12, 2008 12:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: To DRINK or not to DRINK
Replies: 33
Views: 935

Re: To DRINK or not to DRINK

I'm still reaking of last night - undrunkenss and money

Now rectifying the problem with liberal Jim Beam. Join me, one and all...
by Benh182
Sat May 03, 2008 1:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Home Bar Etiquette
Replies: 20
Views: 1467

Home Bar Etiquette

To get a ruling from what is the official global community of drinkers.... I've just put the first phase of a home bar up, with the spirits and glasses in place to be followed by a beer\wine\mixer fridge next week. Obviously I dont care if my mates come over and have a drink, our local just closed a...
by Benh182
Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So I just got home from my regular\local closing...
Replies: 20
Views: 862

So I just got home from my regular\local closing...

... and heartbroken doesn't quite cover it. I couldn't even bare to stay for the final lock-in. It was too much. Tempers flared, people cried, people bid a fond farewell and made promises to keep in touch with others when both people knew they would never see each other again as long as they lived. ...
by Benh182
Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Top Gear Polar Special
Replies: 3
Views: 276

Correction.... best quote from it is

"We have wine! All I've had to survive on for days is Gin but now we have wine!!"
by Benh182
Fri Nov 16, 2007 9:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Top Gear Polar Special
Replies: 3
Views: 276

Top Gear Polar Special

I know this aired earlier in the year and dont have a blind clue if it has ever aired in the USA on BBC World however I feel it contains Jeremy Clarksons second best ever quote.... *While sipping a Gin and Tonic driving a Toyota 4 wheel drive across frozen waters enroute to the north pole* "This isn...
by Benh182
Sun Nov 11, 2007 6:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: God I love Sundays....
Replies: 7
Views: 440

God I love Sundays....

...they are my one day off from work and my one total and utter self destructive drinking days... wake up late, catch the 1pm kick off Premiership footba...I mean soccer game thru to the last NFL game which finishes around 5am UK time....

Vodka and Coke for all!!
by Benh182
Sat Oct 27, 2007 10:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: GOING TO THE NFL TOMORROW!!!
Replies: 6
Views: 335

GOING TO THE NFL TOMORROW!!!

This may seem a hundrum activiy to most however I live in the UK and I'm going to the Giants vs Dolphins game tomorrow. Whats better is I've nagged my old man's corporate ticket so drinks are free all day.... BRING ON THE BEST DAY EVER!!!!! I feel being suited and booted is a smal price to pay for f...
by Benh182
Tue Sep 25, 2007 5:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: There should be an MDM board band
Replies: 61
Views: 2675

*breathes in*

Guitar, Bass, Keyboard, Lute, Banjo, Mandolin, Double Bass, Cello, Harmonica (Chromatic and Scale), Drums and Orchestral Arangements

But I cant sing for shit. And now really want a KeyTar.....

And only Blues Brothers covers. ONLY!!

RAWHIIIIIIDE!!!
by Benh182
Sun Sep 16, 2007 11:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Prince Harry's hot gf boozing it up
Replies: 5
Views: 487

Thats our future queen folks.... So much cooler than stupid Kate Middleton...you would never catch her doing that...
by Benh182
Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Violent Drunks
Replies: 30
Views: 2449

Well OBVIOUSLY the bar staff and the few people who we give lifts home to hung around, but they hid outside...this guy was, despite coming by from time to time, NOT a regular. I dont even know his name (and seeing as I both work AND drink there...)
by Benh182
Fri Jul 06, 2007 7:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Violent Drunks
Replies: 30
Views: 2449

Violent Drunks

Im now using this board to rant. Mwahahaha... Some people should not be allowed to drink. They get all mean and violent. Tonight working at the bar, after "drinking up time" when you should have drunken your last drink and be en route to either home or a club, any drinks that are not drunk need to b...
by Benh182
Wed Jul 04, 2007 9:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Are you one, Herbert?
Replies: 17
Views: 1265

I probably am a Herbert but still....

What the hell is a Herbert...

I used to know a guy when I was like 10 called Jay Herbet who we, even then, used to call Gay Pervert who I like to think we scared for life...
by Benh182
Wed Jun 27, 2007 5:51 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It makes me happy, oh it makes me smile
Replies: 30
Views: 1465

See I was completely indifferent to Blair. Although I disagree with two major things (the Wars and Immigration policy) he did an alright job. He helped modernise the UK, and whoever brought it out of the ultra-conservative boring Torry Britain we had was going to get slated. He also though, like GSG...
by Benh182
Tue Jun 26, 2007 6:14 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How to be less obvious at work the next morning?
Replies: 58
Views: 3733

Work in an office with other drunkards. We formed a union and use the same excuse of "What? We are here on time, we work hard enough, quit your bitching!"