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by waahoohah
Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:27 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Replies: 5903
Views: 442350

Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

The rocket's run out of fuel.
We're still gaining altitude, but that that crash could be anywhere...
by waahoohah
Tue Jun 20, 2023 2:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Worst whiskey in the history of bad whiskey
Replies: 23
Views: 4708

Re: Worst whiskey in the history of bad whiskey

You think you had the world's worst whiskey. Ooh - look over there - that motherfucker thinks he's had the world's worst whiskey. And over there - some friggin' connoisseur thinks he knows exactly what the worst whiskey ever distilled is. You're all wrong. This shit right here - this goddamb mother...
by waahoohah
Tue Jun 20, 2023 2:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 912
Views: 323019

Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

…You know what? The shit wasn't worth it. Not even a little bit. Especially not the work related nightmares. So, I walked away from it all. I've recently rediscovered this old hobby of mine called "drinking until the sun comes up." I sleep so much better now. I may have to find another job soon. Or...
by waahoohah
Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 912
Views: 323019

Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?

Hi. Where have I been? Same place I always was, just working too hard. Even dried out for a while. Went all careerist. Had my own office and everything. You know what? The shit wasn't worth it. Not even a little bit. Especially not the work related nightmares. So, I walked away from it all. I've rec...
by waahoohah
Wed May 05, 2021 12:47 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 2472
Views: 446245

So, ah, I might be spending a LOT of quality time here soon...

...The fucking job is unraveling. This is bad. I've made more money in the last year than I have in any two other years I've been working. I was kind of hoping to keep these suckers on the line for a decade or so, so I could retire. It's looking like that's not going to happen. On the other hand, I'...
by waahoohah
Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 1030
Views: 728236

Re: Random shit

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sat Feb 13, 2021 3:33 am
Image
Dad had to buy a second fridge, AND PUT A LOCK ON IT, to keep my pre-K ass off of his beer.
I am this picture.
by waahoohah
Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:09 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
Replies: 28
Views: 726

Re: To the Ol Drunkards

Don't really feel like I qualify as "ol".
Still, hi.
by waahoohah
Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:22 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People we miss
Replies: 74
Views: 38195

Re: People we miss

All of you drunks, really. It was an awfully good time, wasn't it? I keep coming back here to browse, but I never know where to begin. That's not the fault of the current board residents, merely my absence. I've lost the thread. I'm happy it is still here though. This right here is a good place to ...
by waahoohah
Fri Dec 25, 2020 12:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
Replies: 555
Views: 137393

Re: It's Friday, drunks.

Shane-O-Matic wrote:
Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:33 pm
Comin' atcha on a cauld Friday morning in Glasgow. Merry Christmas ya bums. Hope that you wake up to something stiff and potent. Or, better yet, a drink!
YOU? YOU GET IT.
Back at ya!
by waahoohah
Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:39 am
Forum: Soused Cooking
Topic: What is your favorite cheap, disgusting food?
Replies: 105
Views: 62017

Re: What is your favorite cheap, disgusting food?

Poodle dick. I like that term! If you really want disgusting then try yourself some pickled pig knuckles. I was at a bar with a friend once and there was a jar of pickled pig knuckles behind the bar that had only one pig knuckle left in it. It was floating round in greenish slime that reminded me o...
by waahoohah
Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
Replies: 555
Views: 137393

Re: It's Friday, drunks.

The way my work schedule's been? Sure. Fuck it. It's Friday.
To me, this whole month has been one long Wednesday. Fruck Wednesday. Shit's hard to spell.
I could USE a Friday.
by waahoohah
Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:05 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People we miss
Replies: 74
Views: 38195

Re: People we miss

All of you drunks, really. It was an awfully good time, wasn't it? I keep coming back here to browse, but I never know where to begin. That's not the fault of the current board residents, merely my absence. I've lost the thread. I'm happy it is still here though. This right here is a good place to ...
by waahoohah
Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:46 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How Fucked UP Are You?
Replies: 17
Views: 2579

Re: How Fucked UP Are You?

Yes.
by waahoohah
Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:50 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
Replies: 213
Views: 179949

Re: Today in my neighborhood...

Dear Booze wrote:
Wed Dec 09, 2020 9:04 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:33 pm
...These are the homeless of LA parking their homes...
Lush, do you understand the definition of "homeless?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BbKIvfBYTU
by waahoohah
Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Go on without me
Replies: 20
Views: 1852

Re: Go on without me

So I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons. So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channe...