The rocket's run out of fuel.
We're still gaining altitude, but that that crash could be anywhere...
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- Fri Jun 23, 2023 12:27 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
- Replies: 5903
- Views: 442350
- Tue Jun 20, 2023 2:17 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Worst whiskey in the history of bad whiskey
- Replies: 23
- Views: 4708
Re: Worst whiskey in the history of bad whiskey
You think you had the world's worst whiskey. Ooh - look over there - that motherfucker thinks he's had the world's worst whiskey. And over there - some friggin' connoisseur thinks he knows exactly what the worst whiskey ever distilled is. You're all wrong. This shit right here - this goddamb mother...
- Tue Jun 20, 2023 2:11 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 323019
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
…You know what? The shit wasn't worth it. Not even a little bit. Especially not the work related nightmares. So, I walked away from it all. I've recently rediscovered this old hobby of mine called "drinking until the sun comes up." I sleep so much better now. I may have to find another job soon. Or...
- Sun Jun 18, 2023 5:50 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
- Replies: 912
- Views: 323019
Re: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Hi. Where have I been? Same place I always was, just working too hard. Even dried out for a while. Went all careerist. Had my own office and everything. You know what? The shit wasn't worth it. Not even a little bit. Especially not the work related nightmares. So, I walked away from it all. I've rec...
- Wed May 05, 2021 12:47 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
- Replies: 2472
- Views: 446245
So, ah, I might be spending a LOT of quality time here soon...
...The fucking job is unraveling. This is bad. I've made more money in the last year than I have in any two other years I've been working. I was kind of hoping to keep these suckers on the line for a decade or so, so I could retire. It's looking like that's not going to happen. On the other hand, I'...
- Thu Feb 18, 2021 12:27 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Random shit
- Replies: 1030
- Views: 728236
Re: Random shit
Dad had to buy a second fridge, AND PUT A LOCK ON IT, to keep my pre-K ass off of his beer.
I am this picture.
- Mon Jan 25, 2021 1:09 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: To the Ol Drunkards
- Replies: 28
- Views: 726
Re: To the Ol Drunkards
Don't really feel like I qualify as "ol".
Still, hi.
Still, hi.
- Tue Jan 05, 2021 9:22 pm
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: People we miss
- Replies: 74
- Views: 38195
Re: People we miss
All of you drunks, really. It was an awfully good time, wasn't it? I keep coming back here to browse, but I never know where to begin. That's not the fault of the current board residents, merely my absence. I've lost the thread. I'm happy it is still here though. This right here is a good place to ...
- Fri Dec 25, 2020 12:01 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
- Replies: 555
- Views: 137393
Re: It's Friday, drunks.
YOU? YOU GET IT.Shane-O-Matic wrote: ↑Thu Dec 24, 2020 8:33 pmComin' atcha on a cauld Friday morning in Glasgow. Merry Christmas ya bums. Hope that you wake up to something stiff and potent. Or, better yet, a drink!
Back at ya!
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:39 am
- Forum: Soused Cooking
- Topic: What is your favorite cheap, disgusting food?
- Replies: 105
- Views: 62017
Re: What is your favorite cheap, disgusting food?
Poodle dick. I like that term! If you really want disgusting then try yourself some pickled pig knuckles. I was at a bar with a friend once and there was a jar of pickled pig knuckles behind the bar that had only one pig knuckle left in it. It was floating round in greenish slime that reminded me o...
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:11 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
- Replies: 555
- Views: 137393
Re: It's Friday, drunks.
The way my work schedule's been? Sure. Fuck it. It's Friday.
To me, this whole month has been one long Wednesday. Fruck Wednesday. Shit's hard to spell.
I could USE a Friday.
To me, this whole month has been one long Wednesday. Fruck Wednesday. Shit's hard to spell.
I could USE a Friday.
- Thu Dec 24, 2020 1:05 am
- Forum: Not Booze Related
- Topic: People we miss
- Replies: 74
- Views: 38195
Re: People we miss
All of you drunks, really. It was an awfully good time, wasn't it? I keep coming back here to browse, but I never know where to begin. That's not the fault of the current board residents, merely my absence. I've lost the thread. I'm happy it is still here though. This right here is a good place to ...
- Sun Dec 20, 2020 3:46 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: How Fucked UP Are You?
- Replies: 17
- Views: 2579
- Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:50 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
- Replies: 213
- Views: 179949
Re: Today in my neighborhood...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BbKIvfBYTU
- Thu Dec 17, 2020 2:43 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Go on without me
- Replies: 20
- Views: 1852
Re: Go on without me
So I put it to you, drunkards, we need a easier way to the island not all of us have Raymond Luxury Yachts like Mr. Willies. My boat leaks enough that I always have wet trousers when I arrive at the island. or soggy pantaloons. So if some of you younger drunks could find a way to fill in the channe...