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by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:32 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The ALCOLATOR
Replies: 25
Views: 2711

exactly why we dont need no stinkin alcoramificator. or what the hell ever its called. :twisted:
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 1:14 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: The ALCOLATOR
Replies: 25
Views: 2711

I dont need no stinking program to tell me how much i drank and how bad it is for me! I can remember how much I drank. Uh... er...

Anyway I dont need that stupid program preaching at me.
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 12:12 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Do you have any Japanese relatives, Savage Swiller?
Replies: 20
Views: 4501

didn't realize those japanese school girls were of the underage variety.
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Do you have any Japanese relatives, Savage Swiller?
Replies: 20
Views: 4501

what is gross about undressing japanese girls?
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:53 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1732
Views: 131389

Inverse Trigonometric Integrals

taste like shit
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 9:52 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1732
Views: 131389

world of adhesives
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:57 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1732
Views: 131389

'Big Flabby Buttocks'
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:41 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Lets talk Hangovers
Replies: 30
Views: 3201

2 cups of coffee (black) imediatley followed by 3 (spicy as all hell) bloody marys.
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Fri Aug 22, 2003 8:29 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Alcoholic test
Replies: 80
Views: 11366

You're a MARTINI!
Rich, and refined you're smooth and saucy. You're the butter on the bread, the lube on the hinge, the teflon on the pan.

Huh huh, they said lube.
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking Mentors
Replies: 20
Views: 2462

I was lucky to have many mentors. Old Crow, Jim Beam, TJD were among them. The most outstanding, though, was me Grandfather. Gin martinis on the rocks with a twist! 8) A great man. I truly miss him. as for the teetotlers, fuck you! He smoked, he drank he was in WWII and he lived to be 92! A great man!
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Thu Aug 21, 2003 11:21 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Drinking Music
Replies: 329
Views: 48023

its like you read my mind. my favorit album
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Thu Aug 21, 2003 7:41 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Will act (poorly) for beer
Replies: 8
Views: 1395

or during the first case.

I would be happy to recieve one free case of milwakee's beast. dammit.
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Thu Aug 21, 2003 2:58 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Beer Findings
Replies: 8
Views: 1235

very educational. thanks bella! 8)
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Thu Aug 21, 2003 1:10 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: What is the name of that German beer
Replies: 20
Views: 2489

move over eggs. bacon has a new best friend. fudge.
by CrunchyPissCrystals
Thu Aug 21, 2003 10:57 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Having to work at work...
Replies: 7
Views: 870

This post made me realize that i should do some work. my strategy is to "work" for about 5 minutes, "find" (sometimes meaning create :twisted: ) an issue that requires the boss to intervene, and resume my conversation with the wall until the issue is resolved. I then repeat the process. I really don...