I smoke a pipe. With tobacco in it. Fuck you. It's the thinking man's tobacco for getting smashed and it doesn't have to be all upper class, either. A corn cob and captain black will do just as well as any fancy pipe.

NH to Boston guy: Sorry I didn't respond to a late night booty call. While I have nothing against the fact, I do not swing thus.

That being said, BOOZY calls are always answered. Slainte!

A more timid celeb would have dodged the camera altogether. Well that's just... But he... Aaaah you're right. [Slides mattgrowler a bourbon] Already drank it witha dash of branca. Thanks---but seriously, let us applaud Danny DeVito. After Mel Gibson drunk celebrities took a hit, but let's face it: ...

steved2112 wrote:That's not a modern drunkard. That's a bad load with a wit deficit.

Touche---just thought I'd chalk it up. Perhaps a more seasoned veteran would have handled it more gracefully. But come one, let's give props: He still did the show. A more timid celeb would have dodged the camera altogether.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JbVHZgw0dg Here it is, people. Mainstream media likes to portray this as a "low point". I say, "In Vino Veritas": What a shinigly candid and honest moment. Bravo, Mr. DeVito. If only I was partying along your side and got your back when the savagely undrunk amazons a...

If you didn't answer "Reingold" then you haven't tasted the worst beer in history. Imagine a pungent skunky flavor followed by the taste of copper, after which it finishes with the crisp bouquet of urine and toilet water.

Dicey Riley - Traditional Irish

Streams of Whiskey - The Pogues

Hills of Connemara - Traditional Irish

Rumble in Brighton - Stray Cats

Goodnight Irene - Traditional American

Pop A Top - Jim Ed Brown

This is the best thread title ever. You can't imagine how discouraged I was by the board members not being immature and puerile enough. Hopefully, we'll get some mojito and doggy-style jokes soon. Thank god you saved us from adult conversation and mature wit. Whew!!!! Tell me about it. And what's w...

Where can I get all of these and drink them right now?

Martha Stewart Living had a great article this month for pear vodka----you steep seckel pears in a jar of vodka for 2 weeks. The pear vodka is then mixed with pear nectar, rosemary infused sugar syrup, and sparkling water. Yum! Jesus I can't believe I just wrote that. Seriously, don't read any maga...

Where's the bar that serves Bookers? That stuff is 126 proof and burns like napalm. Shots are like a baptism by fire followed by the enlightenment reserved for monks who self-flaggellate. Beautiful stuff.

Martha Stewart Living had a great article this month for pear vodka----you steep seckel pears in a jar of vodka for 2 weeks. The pear vodka is then mixed with pear nectar, rosemary infused sugar syrup, and sparkling water. Yum! Jesus I can't believe I just wrote that. Seriously, don't read any magaz...

Haha "Old Rarity". Honestly, did anyone read the latest Modern Drunkard? That stuff sounds rougher than an anal fisting.

Lauders. $8 a fifth in NH. Passes easily for J and B or Johnny Walker Black Label. Can not pass muster on Dewars or better.

ruiner wrote:would be enough for the weekend? we are down to 2 beers, and the bourbon is half gone. shh, theres another in the freezer! i rule!

That's because you didn't think. Next time drink before writing down your shopping list. An undrunk man never knows what he is capable of.