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by Mad Scientist
Thu Oct 09, 2003 9:56 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Afternoon gentlemen and ladies
Replies: 23
Views: 2381

Although I would love to while away the rest of the day dancing with Monsieur Cuervo I think that would be pushing it a little too far whilst working on a live TV show. The last time I drank tequila...... but that's a story for another time. Come on now give me a clue, I'm, trying to upload an avat...
by Mad Scientist
Thu Oct 09, 2003 9:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Afternoon gentlemen and ladies
Replies: 23
Views: 2381

Happy wrote:HAving problems uploading an avatar at the moment, could be down to th ebeer, could be this f'kin pc. Any suggestions?
Well, although I doubt it's the beer, I guess you could make certain and switch to tequila for a little while... maybe that would help?
by Mad Scientist
Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention
Replies: 166
Views: 15938

fdoosey wrote:Aw, c'mon, I'm looking forward to a Cubs-Red Sox World Series. They can bill it as, "Somebody's Gotta Win"...
True, Frank... but on the flipside, somebody's got to lose, too. One of the cities would be absolutely devastated to make the series and lose, 'specially if it happened to go to 7,
by Mad Scientist
Wed Oct 08, 2003 8:03 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Perks of Practicing your Civil Duties
Replies: 37
Views: 2437

Re: Perks of Practicing your Civil Duties

fdoosey wrote:Maybe I should run for office. At least I ain't been bought.
You mean you didn't get that case of whisky that I sent? No wonder things ain't been getting done around here.
by Mad Scientist
Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunker Than God
Replies: 52
Views: 2960

StoliGirl wrote:I wonder would they make God blow? Or walk the line?
I don't think you could ever make God blow... you just got to accept that kind gesture and reciprocate when appropriate. Oh shit, I'm definitely going to hell. :twisted:
by Mad Scientist
Wed Oct 08, 2003 7:45 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: best low brow movie
Replies: 78
Views: 4499

Super Troopers... one of (if not the) funniest movies I have ever seen. If the greatest pre-credits scene doesn't have you cracking up, drinks are on me.
by Mad Scientist
Mon Oct 06, 2003 2:28 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Fucking, fucking, fucking, calvinists!!!
Replies: 14
Views: 905

aFTERALL, u wOULDN'T gO kNOCKING tHEM uP aT aN uN-eARTHLY hOUR.... wOULD yA??? That would likely depend on gender (very important) and how attractive she was (less important, and directly proportional to the amount of booz-a-ma-hol ingested). Does "knocking them up" have alternative meanings over t...
by Mad Scientist
Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention
Replies: 166
Views: 15938

What are Vegas' views on open containers? Cause drinking outdoors is definitely good times, and one of my favorited things about visiting New Orleans.
by Mad Scientist
Fri Oct 03, 2003 1:36 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Hooo Haaaaa!!!
Replies: 33
Views: 1894

Re: Hooo Haaaaa!!!

I'm very fucking drunk! I have fallen off the chair a few times while writing this. Excellent! Excuse me while I kiss another bottle of vodka! Or don't. Whatever. I think you are all lovely people. I want to drink with you all. Lovely, lovely people. Cheers! Hmm... excited, jovial words... expressi...
by Mad Scientist
Fri Oct 03, 2003 11:17 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Stress Management
Replies: 23
Views: 2086

fdoosey wrote:You might just make DPAW cry tears of joy, Herr Doktor.
Well shit... I'd be crying too, given the circumstances :shock:
by Mad Scientist
Fri Oct 03, 2003 10:12 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Stress Management
Replies: 23
Views: 2086

not sure who this Captin Mike guy is but he seemed to rub a few folks the wrong way. Imagine your soul as an entity separate from your body. Your soul wanted to do some good in this world, so it offered it's services to our armed forces. After a particularly strenuous day, your soul heads to the sh...
by Mad Scientist
Fri Oct 03, 2003 9:36 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Stress Management
Replies: 23
Views: 2086

bottomsup wrote:I can see his face now...
Don't worry... Captain Mike Davis has had this coming for awhile... the fucker.
by Mad Scientist
Thu Oct 02, 2003 1:25 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: ALCHOHOL SPONSOR!
Replies: 47
Views: 2751

bottomsup wrote:I think my drunk'n exploits would flurish under the expert tutelage of
Hunter Thompson.

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Damn, ya beat me to it. Tough to imagine many better than the venerable Hunter S.
by Mad Scientist
Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:11 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Alcoho-a-scope
Replies: 38
Views: 2517

LuckyStrikes wrote:Maybe these will be more accurate...
ARIES: (Mar 21 to Apr 20) You are the pioneer type and hold most people in contempt. You are quick tempered, impatient and scornful of advice. In short, you are a prick.
Whoa... get out of my head, man.
by Mad Scientist
Thu Oct 02, 2003 11:08 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Alcoho-a-scope
Replies: 38
Views: 2517

Sarah michelle geller and drew barrymore, damn bring it on. Aries here too, guess I got to take the good (Marlon Brando, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sarah Jessica Parker, Reese Witherspoon) with the bad (Al Gore, Rosie O'Donnell). Not sure if those positives outweigh the negatives, but that initial four...