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by Screwball
Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Is anyone Drinking tonight?
Replies: 16
Views: 896

Is anyone Drinking tonight?

I'm back, Fuckers!
by Screwball
Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 4 Day Weekend.
Replies: 6
Views: 405

4 Day Weekend.

24 pack of Lone Star, bottle of Sailor Jerry, ice for the bong, weed for the bong, bong, and a pecan pie.

I'm good for tonight. Going shopping for the rest of the weekend tamale.

Cheers, ya Drunks!
by Screwball
Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What's Up, Fuckers?
Replies: 6
Views: 458

Re: What's Up, Fuckers?

Most of the time the bock but I love the black the best. I got a 6 of both and a 4 of a 6 of 16oz Lone Star(camo cans) chilling in the Norge right now. Maker's is in the shot glass tonight.

I'm hunkering down in Buda,TX. Where parts you at?

Cheers!
by Screwball
Sat Oct 28, 2017 2:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What's Up, Fuckers?
Replies: 6
Views: 458

What's Up, Fuckers?

Let's see how long I can keep this piece of shit laptop running. Need to quit washing it with Shiner.

Who's Fucking Drinking?

Cheers!
by Screwball
Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Replies: 334
Views: 6577

Re: Santa is a Dick

So which one are ya?

One of the twins, the nice looking chick or the no-beard fat bastard?
by Screwball
Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:51 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Merry Christmas you drunks!
Replies: 334
Views: 6577

Re: Santa is a Dick

Nice!

I need to get a Satan...I mean Santa suit. Machine washable of course.
by Screwball
Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 30 minute challenge
Replies: 22
Views: 1032

Re: 30 minute challenge

When I fly for work(rarely) I run to the bar and order 3 double Maker's no ice and a Shiner Bock(or any type of chuggable beer on tap).


Suck down the Maker's one right after the other and sip the beer until ya gotta go.
by Screwball
Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:59 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Replies: 321
Views: 21264

Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

No can do.


Really, I have no idea how to.
by Screwball
Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
Replies: 86
Views: 3792

Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!

My doctor said crack is good for the prostate.


Could have been my crack dealer that said that. Not sure.


Maybe my prostate dealer.
by Screwball
Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Replies: 321
Views: 21264

Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

oettinger wrote:
Screwball wrote:He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.
And did you pay for it?
Fuck no. I was only a bystander. While Thirsty was pulling this shit, I stole a bottle of Old Gran Dad.


It was there. I had to.
by Screwball
Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Replies: 321
Views: 21264

Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

Retractable Thumbs.


Yes, he has retractable thumbs.
by Screwball
Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Replies: 321
Views: 21264

Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.
by Screwball
Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Replies: 321
Views: 21264

Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk

He has a Woozell and it's name is Peanut.
by Screwball
Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:48 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Screwball...
Replies: 20
Views: 1315

Re: Screwball...

most recent communique: "I needs a ride to the border. The sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat." Holy shit! You one of them rap artists? Screwball, I hardly knew ye... As usual,Thirsty is Drunk outta his goddamn m...
by Screwball
Sun Sep 25, 2016 5:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk dial Thread
Replies: 1296
Views: 157111

Re: Drunk dial me 678-640-1780

NYDingbat wrote:I called but I just got a pitch about a credit card.
That's strange. When I called a Russian woman asked me if I was "single" and it would only cost me $2000 not to be.


She had a deeper voice than mine.