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- Wed Apr 24, 2019 8:18 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Is anyone Drinking tonight?
- Replies: 16
- Views: 3397
Is anyone Drinking tonight?
I'm back, Fuckers!
- Wed Dec 06, 2017 6:26 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: 4 Day Weekend.
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1524
4 Day Weekend.
24 pack of Lone Star, bottle of Sailor Jerry, ice for the bong, weed for the bong, bong, and a pecan pie.
I'm good for tonight. Going shopping for the rest of the weekend tamale.
Cheers, ya Drunks!
I'm good for tonight. Going shopping for the rest of the weekend tamale.
Cheers, ya Drunks!
- Sat Oct 28, 2017 3:13 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What's Up, Fuckers?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1202
Re: What's Up, Fuckers?
Most of the time the bock but I love the black the best. I got a 6 of both and a 4 of a 6 of 16oz Lone Star(camo cans) chilling in the Norge right now. Maker's is in the shot glass tonight.
I'm hunkering down in Buda,TX. Where parts you at?
Cheers!
I'm hunkering down in Buda,TX. Where parts you at?
Cheers!
- Sat Oct 28, 2017 2:27 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What's Up, Fuckers?
- Replies: 6
- Views: 1202
What's Up, Fuckers?
Let's see how long I can keep this piece of shit laptop running. Need to quit washing it with Shiner.
Who's Fucking Drinking?
Cheers!
Who's Fucking Drinking?
Cheers!
- Sun Dec 11, 2016 9:38 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Merry Christmas you drunks!
- Replies: 382
- Views: 46694
Re: Santa is a Dick
So which one are ya?
One of the twins, the nice looking chick or the no-beard fat bastard?
One of the twins, the nice looking chick or the no-beard fat bastard?
- Sun Dec 11, 2016 6:51 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Merry Christmas you drunks!
- Replies: 382
- Views: 46694
Re: Santa is a Dick
Nice!
I need to get a Satan...I mean Santa suit. Machine washable of course.
I need to get a Satan...I mean Santa suit. Machine washable of course.
- Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:56 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: 30 minute challenge
- Replies: 22
- Views: 2646
Re: 30 minute challenge
When I fly for work(rarely) I run to the bar and order 3 double Maker's no ice and a Shiner Bock(or any type of chuggable beer on tap).
Suck down the Maker's one right after the other and sip the beer until ya gotta go.
Suck down the Maker's one right after the other and sip the beer until ya gotta go.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:59 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
- Replies: 321
- Views: 53447
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
No can do.
Really, I have no idea how to.
Really, I have no idea how to.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:48 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
- Replies: 86
- Views: 10550
Re: I abso-fuking-lutely LOVE hangovers!
My doctor said crack is good for the prostate.
Could have been my crack dealer that said that. Not sure.
Maybe my prostate dealer.
Could have been my crack dealer that said that. Not sure.
Maybe my prostate dealer.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 2:31 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
- Replies: 321
- Views: 53447
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Fuck no. I was only a bystander. While Thirsty was pulling this shit, I stole a bottle of Old Gran Dad.oettinger wrote:And did you pay for it?Screwball wrote:He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.
It was there. I had to.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:36 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
- Replies: 321
- Views: 53447
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
Retractable Thumbs.
Yes, he has retractable thumbs.
Yes, he has retractable thumbs.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:35 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
- Replies: 321
- Views: 53447
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He once ordered a shot for a man in Reno just to watch him buy.
- Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:31 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
- Replies: 321
- Views: 53447
Re: Known facts about ThirstyDrunk
He has a Woozell and it's name is Peanut.
- Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:48 am
- Forum: Drinking Events
- Topic: Screwball...
- Replies: 20
- Views: 15160
Re: Screwball...
most recent communique: "I needs a ride to the border. The sheriffs after me for what I did to his daughter. I did it like this, I did it like that, I did it with a wiffle ball bat." Holy shit! You one of them rap artists? Screwball, I hardly knew ye... As usual,Thirsty is Drunk outta his goddamn m...
- Sun Sep 25, 2016 5:31 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Drunk dial Thread
- Replies: 1296
- Views: 204877
Re: Drunk dial me 678-640-1780
That's strange. When I called a Russian woman asked me if I was "single" and it would only cost me $2000 not to be.NYDingbat wrote:I called but I just got a pitch about a credit card.
She had a deeper voice than mine.