Frankennietzsche wrote:I saw only the beginning (like 10 minutes) of "Super Troopers" and laughed my ass off.

allthis talk about super trooper I have to go watch it now.

The Pooba wrote:

Circling over Shannon wrote:Space balls anyone?

I already got that one on page 3. But its still a great flick. "When will then be now?" "SOON!" Love it.

I thought someone would have mentioned that. Good call with Super troopers I can't believe I forgot the funniest movie I've seen in like 2 years

the mug shot of Steve-O--he looks more put together than he usually does on jackass

A machete (to cut wood, bushes ect.)
Spammer's Mom (incentive to get off the island)
1 bottle of vodka (courage for the above)

These ensure that i'll either get home or kill Spammer's Mom. A win win in my opinion

StoliGirl wrote:Dudley's dead, but he was more of a pill popper than a drunk. And he beat women.

More of, less of, I'm not picky he was a drunk. Dudley beat women... and JFK was a womanizer--doesn't mean he was a bad president.

sometimes they're too busy to burp you. She's a woman making a living, not a bitch actually as I was leaving I saw what was keeping her busy-- a guy at the front whom she was chatting with. I'm not stupid, obviously if I see her running around all over the place I'll realize that she's busy and hav...

no. she wasn't really doing her job most of the night. I saw her maybe 3 times; hello, here's your food, here's my bill.

...the bitch carded me I have so given up on that. I haven't been carded since high school. Now i just pull out my ID to make them giggle at an old guy. See I'm actually not 20 for another year and 4 days:) But I'm obviously not 17 years old and she has to know that if I don't get my drink she does...

how about Happy Texas?

yea depending on how much i order I usually tip around I guess 30%, but if I order like 2 beers at a place I usually tip bigger-- actually funny story, I was at a neighborhood joint the other night and I got this nerw waitress and when I ordered a stout (yummy dunkle's german stout grrrreat) as I us...

Space balls anyone?
Monty python's the Holy grail

Tipping assuages your guilt and mollifies their anger. Tip well and often and you can get away with a lot in most bars. As a matter of fact, as someone who's rarely trying to get away with anything, that if you tip well and often you'll often be encouraged to do things in the bar you never would ha...

I know he's been dead for a while but I just found out tonight, so I raise my glass of to a funny funny man

I've actually been meaning to get to Bangkok to see a friend a friend of mine so i'd spend the $$ on a plane ticket

1. Philadelphia 2. Baltimore (fells point)