sleep on your left side. the stomach valve will let you burp in your sleep and not get bloated stomach on that side. unless youre one of those freaks with transposed internal organs....sleep on your right side. i get wicked heartburn and most tums are just like band-aids. The only thing that works f...

parm cheese and relish both come in roundish jars, and could drunkenly be mistaken for beer cans

i did a little, but she lied about her age, i was 21 and she was 15. I met her at a show that was 18+ to get in.

soon as i found out how old she wasn't i kicked her out.

so is this one of your friends or one of the other roomie's friends. I dunno i always felt that when roomies are involved, the guest is the roomies responsibility, and if things get out of hand then take it up with the roommate. if that doesnt work, a little marker on the face, duct tape, stacking a...

this is completely unsubstantiated. The amount of radiation emitted by cell phones is so tiny...you get more from your 25 inch television at 10 feet away.

ive funnelled a pitcher before. took maybe 12 seconds start to finish and i held it down. Funnels though, you dont swallow any of the foam so i dunno if you can count that. My gf at the time made it in about 15 seconds but much of it shot out of her nose.

next time you see her be like "you wanna buy me a shot?"

instant free shot :)

They blocked MDM.com from work because they said it violated some policy they have. When I try to bring it up, it comes up as nasty warning telling me I've violated the UCMJ and I'm going to go to Federal Pound Me In The Ass Prison if I don't stop trying to look at it. pay attention folks, this is ...

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ipowerweb < poop

http://www.dnsreport.com/tools/dnsrepor ... werweb.com

failures all over the place, nameserver failures, tcp warnings, SOA REFRESH interval is : 80000 seconds


and no spf record

their network admins suck balls

excuse me bartender, these ice cubes are getting dry

how many times did i tell you that all you needed was to be bartending?

they are just mad because drunk women (mothers or not) are more attractive than s*ber ones

M is for Mad dog 20/20

gay bars are funny. i've been to a couple randomly, and never had a bad experience. Gays can sniff out a straight man from miles away and won't waste their time hitting on you. Friendly, sure....but not offensively forward at all. heavy pours, good specials, and no white hat guido assholes either. s...

to answer all of you.... i am a native californian, and all of my dad's family is in california, from sonoma all the way down to orange county. I lived in san fran for about 8 months. learning how to drink again? I imagined for a half a moment that you were my child, and instinctivly reached for the...