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by ThirstyDrunk
Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: These are dark times
Replies: 21
Views: 421

Re: Those are dark times.

Douglas Adams wrote: Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made president should on no account be allowed to do the job.
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:14 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 324
Views: 20036

Re: Random shit

I wholly welcome our Simian overlords.
by ThirstyDrunk
Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.
Replies: 9
Views: 85

Re: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.

Fuckin' Veen man.
I loved that dude. He was my Squatty Potty buddy.
I miss him, and am dedicating this weekends drunkenness' to Veen.
RIP dude.
by ThirstyDrunk
Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Replies: 40
Views: 1027

Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond

oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:14 am
ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:48 pm
oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:24 am
Big pass, I think I´ll never be drunk enough then
I thought for sure Oett would try the egg challenge. I don't even know this board anymore.
Ok I`ll go for it, but Vagcrack fresh please
You mean straight out of the chickens butt directly into your butt? That would be a feat to behold!
by ThirstyDrunk
Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:36 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
Replies: 424
Views: 42383

Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?

He lost He's a loser He has no evidence of Electoral Fraud He is going to lose in Court too and that'll be embarrassing He will just say "The Courts. They're crooked. They lie. All judges vote Biden" His supporters will say "Oh absolutely. They're George Soros's puppets. Look how they treated that ...
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:37 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 753
Views: 47757

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

"Tis better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:34 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: End of Daylight Savings Time
Replies: 14
Views: 187

Re: End of Daylight Savings Time

Hey I'm not into time man
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:26 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1591
Views: 83090

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

managed to sleep through my hangover again, got up and had some cold brew coffee with the free reese cup creamers from speedway. ate a bagel. did dishes. Fapped. Wondered if spermatazoa were like big like big and you only shot out a few of em but they were llke minnow sized and you had to stmp on em...
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Random shit
Replies: 324
Views: 20036

Re: Random shit

If you drink the blue liquid in a Magic 8 ball you can see the future
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:38 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sauced in Space
Replies: 11
Views: 216

Re: Sauced in Space

Does zero G affect BAC?
interesting
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:34 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 753
Views: 47757

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

'Tis better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
by ThirstyDrunk
Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: End of Daylight Savings Time
Replies: 14
Views: 187

Re: End of Daylight Savings Time

60 minutes to do whatwever you want
by ThirstyDrunk
Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Replies: 40
Views: 1027

Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond

oettinger wrote:
Sun Oct 25, 2020 9:24 am
Big pass, I think I´ll never be drunk enough then
I thought for sure Oett would try the egg challenge. I don't even know this board anymore.
by ThirstyDrunk
Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:28 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Jerry Jeff Walker passed yesterday.
Replies: 7
Views: 165

Re: Jerry Jeff Walker passed yesterday.

R.I.P. Billy Joe Shaver
A real country outlaw
Warrior Man
by ThirstyDrunk
Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:45 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
Replies: 40
Views: 1027

Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond

The inside of your butt is warm enough to hard boil an egg.