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- Mon Nov 23, 2020 5:11 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: These are dark times
- Replies: 21
- Views: 421
Re: Those are dark times.
- Sun Nov 22, 2020 3:14 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Random shit
- Replies: 324
- Views: 20036
Re: Random shit
I wholly welcome our Simian overlords.
- Sat Nov 21, 2020 8:46 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.
- Replies: 9
- Views: 85
Re: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.
Fuckin' Veen man.
I loved that dude. He was my Squatty Potty buddy.
I miss him, and am dedicating this weekends drunkenness' to Veen.
RIP dude.
I loved that dude. He was my Squatty Potty buddy.
I miss him, and am dedicating this weekends drunkenness' to Veen.
RIP dude.
- Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:56 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1027
Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
You mean straight out of the chickens butt directly into your butt? That would be a feat to behold!oettinger wrote: ↑Sun Nov 01, 2020 10:14 amOk I`ll go for it, but Vagcrack fresh pleaseThirstyDrunk wrote: ↑Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:48 pmI thought for sure Oett would try the egg challenge. I don't even know this board anymore.
- Fri Nov 20, 2020 4:36 pm
- Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
- Topic: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
- Replies: 424
- Views: 42383
Re: Thoughts On Trump and The Freak Show That Surrounds Him?
He lost He's a loser He has no evidence of Electoral Fraud He is going to lose in Court too and that'll be embarrassing He will just say "The Courts. They're crooked. They lie. All judges vote Biden" His supporters will say "Oh absolutely. They're George Soros's puppets. Look how they treated that ...
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:37 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
- Replies: 753
- Views: 47757
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
"Tis better to cum in the sink than sink in the cum.
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:34 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: End of Daylight Savings Time
- Replies: 14
- Views: 187
Re: End of Daylight Savings Time
Hey I'm not into time man
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 3:26 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
- Replies: 1591
- Views: 83090
Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
managed to sleep through my hangover again, got up and had some cold brew coffee with the free reese cup creamers from speedway. ate a bagel. did dishes. Fapped. Wondered if spermatazoa were like big like big and you only shot out a few of em but they were llke minnow sized and you had to stmp on em...
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:43 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Random shit
- Replies: 324
- Views: 20036
Re: Random shit
If you drink the blue liquid in a Magic 8 ball you can see the future
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:38 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Sauced in Space
- Replies: 11
- Views: 216
Re: Sauced in Space
Does zero G affect BAC?
interesting
interesting
- Sun Nov 08, 2020 2:34 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
- Replies: 753
- Views: 47757
Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
'Tis better to shit in the shower than shower in the shit
- Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:49 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: End of Daylight Savings Time
- Replies: 14
- Views: 187
Re: End of Daylight Savings Time
60 minutes to do whatwever you want
- Sat Oct 31, 2020 9:48 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1027
- Fri Oct 30, 2020 7:28 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: Jerry Jeff Walker passed yesterday.
- Replies: 7
- Views: 165
- Sun Oct 25, 2020 8:45 am
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
- Replies: 40
- Views: 1027
Re: MDM Chat 2020 and beyond
The inside of your butt is warm enough to hard boil an egg.