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by Henry Chinaski
Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:17 am
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9782
Views: 628841

Fly the ocean in a silver plane See the jungle when its wet with rain Just remember when you're home again you belong to me Dino Watch the sunrise on a tropic isle See the pyramids on the Nile Just remember darlin all the while You belong to me. That's a bad jam. Not trying to be too familiar. What...
by Henry Chinaski
Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:08 am
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9782
Views: 628841

Fly the ocean in a silver plane
See the jungle when its wet with rain
Just remember when you're home again
you belong to me

Dino
by Henry Chinaski
Sun Oct 29, 2006 1:01 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: oh shit.
Replies: 11
Views: 827

Re: oh shit.

im in trouble. its going to happen i know it. whenever im drunk, there are a small few shows that always seem to run in marathon, and i always watch all 6 hours of it. its the A team, cheers, and......mash. mash is on now. the thing is, i dont even like these shows. i watch them because i cant stop...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 7:00 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: You're all pussies
Replies: 98
Views: 6257

Wow that was some pretty swift bannination. This thread made me cry into my Zima. Yeah, he was a real class act. All us undrunk pussy faggots should have kept him around for his engaging dialogue. I'm sure he would have added much to the quality of life around here. We should be willing to take shi...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:46 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

Fair enough. Glad we got that straightened out. Now let's drink the hell up.
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 6:20 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

Maybe. That would depend on whether or not you even know what a Scholarship is or what it takes to get one. Have I received them? Yes. But I never lived on the streets or had to spend time in prison. How about you? Scholarship, check. Street living, check. Prison, check box unchecked.. A simple str...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:57 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

I alomst dropped my flute of Champagne on my copy of the utne reader. I'd better turn down my 25th aniversary copy of La Dlce Via and weigh in on this arts fartsy talk. I wold like to say I am both Fartsy and Artsy. I can tell you that there was no mention of Barca joining the club in this weeks me...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:52 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

I'm guessing you're not a Rhodes Scholar. :shock: Who is? You? Would the great hero of the "lower classes" sully himself by accepting such an "artsy-fartsy" scholarship? Maybe. That would depend on whether or not you even know what a Scholarship is or what it takes to get one. Have I received them?...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:50 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: what happened to the good old days?
Replies: 10
Views: 1226

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Those goddamn apes!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:47 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: what happened to the good old days?
Replies: 10
Views: 1226

Re: what happened to the good old days?

Ah the good old days when Lollypop island was still around. When a man could be a man. Even with an umbrella in his frosted collins glass. those were the days my friends. Before the horrible days of civility and grace came along and took all the jpegs of guys performing coitus on each other! Oh cur...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:42 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

Savage wrote:I'm writing a monograph on Tiddly Fontforth, the famous poet and drunkard. Not quite finished yet. Wait for it.
Hate to have scooped you, Savage, but I published an dadaist triple-haiku concerning Mssr. Fontforth in the Dec. issue of Flouncing Unicorn Monthly. So sorry.
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:37 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

Screensaver wrote:
I'm guessing you're not a Rhodes Scholar. :shock:
Who is? You? Would the great hero of the "lower classes" sully himself by accepting such an "artsy-fartsy" scholarship?
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:12 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

That sort of guy. The sort of guy who will buy us booze and then bitch and complain about it? Or the other sort? Naw, the kind that, if you said, "Hey man, thanks for the booze," he'd say, "Sure, no problemo. You want some chili with that?" And you'd say "Sure, love the chili." Then he'd give you t...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 5:05 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

Barca, No offense here, but you come off as the artsy fartsy type. I don't like artsy fartsy types. Can I see eye to eye with them? Sure I can, when it comes to the asthetics of the town I live in, which has a direct reflection on my real estate values, etc. Otherwise, I don't like artsy fartsy typ...
by Henry Chinaski
Fri Apr 15, 2005 4:54 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Bitches.
Replies: 121
Views: 9225

dipsomaniac wrote:
Henry Chinaski wrote: Because he's Toxi. That's what he does.
Hank, was this guy at the convention?
Of course. Cool cat in person. He's likely to attack me because I said that. That sort of guy.