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by DrunkenJackFlask
Wed Dec 17, 2008 7:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
Replies: 211
Views: 6966

Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Awww...he's gonna be a lady-killer! Hopefully the good kind.

Gratz you two :)
by DrunkenJackFlask
Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:17 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So Who Are The Admins Here
Replies: 132
Views: 3826

Hey Admin, can we get a Quick Reply here? It'd make it so much easier on tipsy posters, thanks gobs. edit: it won't cost you anything. I'm no longer in the loop, mind you, but best I can recall the Admin has a magazine to run (correct me folks, as Judge Judy had called me a corpse), and only drops ...
by DrunkenJackFlask
Wed Oct 24, 2007 9:09 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: DJF sighting!
Replies: 18
Views: 1071

There was a time when you all had great respect for me, laughed when my jokes were not funny, and retold tall tales from Con 1 about me. I was regaled as DJF, a true king among drunkards (with a little help from the "murders" that were so unproven, ha!). You offered gifts of booze (thanks guys, blac...
by DrunkenJackFlask
Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So Who Are The Admins Here
Replies: 132
Views: 3826

Hey Admin, can we get a Quick Reply here? It'd make it so much easier on tipsy posters, thanks gobs. edit: it won't cost you anything. I'm no longer in the loop, mind you, but best I can recall the Admin has a magazine to run (correct me folks, as Judge Judy had called me a corpse), and only drops ...
by DrunkenJackFlask
Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So Who Are The Admins Here
Replies: 132
Views: 3826

WhiskeyPrick is a mod/admin? lol. Now I know that hell is a bad comedy show where the doors are locked.
by DrunkenJackFlask
Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: san diego fires
Replies: 30
Views: 1057

I think the worst is over, as the weather has cooperated today. 190 and I were never in any kind of danger, as we live amongst the ultra-paved of San Diego proper - little to burn. My company was closed for 2 1/2 days which was a smallish, if cabin-fevered, vacation. Back to work tomorrow, joy that ...
by DrunkenJackFlask
Mon Apr 16, 2007 9:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hi y'all
Replies: 16
Views: 1045

Hi y'all

I was just thinking happy things about my friends here. You know who you are. Glass raised, are you game? Are you...punk?????? Cheers. :)
by DrunkenJackFlask
Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Good thing for Vegas they left
Replies: 37
Views: 1208

I just wonder if Ruiner tried to take his temperature with that big thermometer. I bet he did.
by DrunkenJackFlask
Mon Feb 19, 2007 3:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Good thing for Vegas they left
Replies: 37
Views: 1208

That's not an awesome place to be without gas. Do they have booze? It would pose a dilemma...hmmm...I think this car could burn whiskey...but it's so tasty...
by DrunkenJackFlask
Wed Dec 27, 2006 1:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: christmas booze intake
Replies: 18
Views: 747

I love it when old people drink. I hope someday they say that about me.
by DrunkenJackFlask
Sat Dec 16, 2006 11:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Costco
Replies: 2
Views: 274

Concur. They have great booze deals. Our local Costco stores have pretty meager beer choices, though. Plus, if you go on Saturday mornings you can pretty much eat enough samples to fill yourself up for the day. Also, their $1.50 kosher beef dog/soda special at the food place is the BOMB. Edited to ...
by DrunkenJackFlask
Sat Dec 16, 2006 10:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Costco
Replies: 2
Views: 274

Costco

It was like being at Charlie's Chocolate Factory. My driver took me there, as my BAC was reaching dangerously low levels. Xmas at Costco, despite the crowd, had beautiful candy-store amounts and selection of booze. We contemplated how long one could stay drunk in that store. "Forever" she said. Inde...
by DrunkenJackFlask
Tue Dec 05, 2006 7:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: DJF . thats al i can say. DJF
Replies: 13
Views: 610

I ain't dead yet. But I will have a shot of what you're drinking. Maybe that will finish the job.
by DrunkenJackFlask
Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Wow I'm kinda fucked up...
Replies: 10
Views: 611

Mr Mayhem wrote:
DrunkenJackFlask wrote:
LadyRed wrote:It's raining out today. I'm going to go to the bar. It's not raining in the bar.
Bars are good. So is booze and football. Did I mention booze? Booze reminds me of booze. Mmmm.
And you are?
Invisible. If you're really quiet, I won't exist again.
by DrunkenJackFlask
Sun Nov 26, 2006 2:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Wow I'm kinda fucked up...
Replies: 10
Views: 611

LadyRed wrote:It's raining out today. I'm going to go to the bar. It's not raining in the bar.
Bars are good. So is booze and football. Did I mention booze? Booze reminds me of booze. Mmmm.