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by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy Trees
Replies: 17
Views: 1517

i though this was about happy tree friends at first.
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I always thought Bob and Flippy shared alot of qualities
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 20 hours of alcohol re-education completed tonight.
Replies: 15
Views: 1472

there is nothing you can learn in twenty hours that you can't forget after four. One if you have a funnel.
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:12 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunken Movies
Replies: 36
Views: 2387

and as long as we're talking movies ya' gotta check out
Where the Buffalo Roam and see Bill Murray's Dr. Hunter S. Thompson at least once.
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 4:06 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunken Movies
Replies: 36
Views: 2387

I do this chicken that has to set overnight in the fridge in buttermilk, tabasco and other other stuff. So good you'd slap your grandma to get to it. And after digg'n that six feet i could use some chicken. But that other stuff catagory; i've found some scary stuff amongst that other. Scarier than ...
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:59 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: So if i don't stop drinking i can assume its friday right?
Replies: 17
Views: 2442

Why you here instead of the Pub? Is that a really deep question to make me feel dumb. or a really shallow question to make me feel dumb? Why are any of us anywhere instead of anywhere else? Have i broken decorum already? and i had a stemmed glass and every thing. i'll drag my ass to the pub then. N...
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:48 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: What is it about martinis?
Replies: 8
Views: 1438

best martini ever ... http://www.hendricksgin.com I love a hendricks GT. and no lime. just let that cucumber effervesce. but I never cared for that cucumber martini. does it take a certain vermouth or do i just have vegie hang up? Those bastard "friend" already laugh at me for drinking out of a ste...
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:41 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: So if i don't stop drinking i can assume its friday right?
Replies: 17
Views: 2442

Savage wrote:Why you here instead of the Pub?
Is that a really deep question to make me feel dumb. or a really shallow question to make me feel dumb? Why are any of us anywhere instead of anywhere else? Have i broken decorum already? and i had a stemmed glass and every thing. i'll drag my ass to the pub then.
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:36 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunken Movies
Replies: 36
Views: 2387

Savage wrote:I do want some fried chicken now. damn.
I want to know what's in that damn popcorn chicken. worse than crack i tells you. and you can get some pretty nasty things in some cracks.
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:33 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: So if i don't stop drinking i can assume its friday right?
Replies: 17
Views: 2442

Wait, someone just told me that it is just barely thursday. Why you lie to me? silly thing. Give me bourbon now and I will not cursem your unborn children Too much thursday already. soon joey will be on and i'm not sure the world can take another episode. and if it does, a cursem sound cheaper then...
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:28 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunken Movies
Replies: 36
Views: 2387

Enabler, you give me a perfect example to use when I argue that selective euthanization is a good idea. never meant to suggest any kind of selection . Just a dumb cat. Some might say that darwinism. I just say dumb. and I should know. Had to mix cat food with ever clear to almost ten to one at firs...
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:22 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: So if i don't stop drinking i can assume its friday right?
Replies: 17
Views: 2442

Friday? Damn. I guess I forgot to take a couple days worth of meds. Slainte! Kampai! And like that sort of thing. Well if you forgot how badly could you have needed them. High cholesterol is a rebuplican scam! Anyways, what are you implying? Its only a day you blackout not even that. 23 hours and 3...
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:16 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunken Movies
Replies: 36
Views: 2387

Me, I like to drink the blood of cows. So, i'm guessing your not Hindi. Alas, no. The red spot on my forehead is not a religious statement; rather it is the visible result of a terribly unfortunate deep fryer accident. I knew a cat like that. Things are always much more exciting jumpin' and bubble'...
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:09 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: So if i don't stop drinking i can assume its friday right?
Replies: 17
Views: 2442

So if i don't stop drinking i can assume its friday right?

or is that sunday? i always get that confused.
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:03 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drunken Movies
Replies: 36
Views: 2387

Savage wrote: Me, I like to drink the blood of cows.
So, i'm guessing your not Hindi.
by Enabler
Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:01 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Damn you Franken!
Replies: 1
Views: 492

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