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by Armed&Angry
Sun Oct 05, 2003 6:50 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Cell Phone Flask
Replies: 31
Views: 1810

It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine.
by Armed&Angry
Sun Oct 05, 2003 6:49 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Blue Moon of Kentucky keep on shinning
Replies: 9
Views: 710

Re: Blue Moon of Kentucky keep on shinning

Thank you to the brave people of Kentucky for making me so wonderfully drunk tonight. I love your Burbon, send me more soon. Thanks guys, I love you. Hear, hear. Imagine, I used to drink cheap vodka. No more! I'm at last able to be with my one true love, bourbon. And Frank, if it's all the same to ...
by Armed&Angry
Thu Oct 02, 2003 8:17 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Your Suggestions for the First Modern Drunkard Convention
Replies: 166
Views: 16781

I suggest Iowa City, because I live there and I hate to travel. And everybody is invited to my place for shots of whiskey. Of course, if we have another in about three years, I suggest New Hampshire. *Free State Project 4-Ever* Forgive me, I'm pretty buzzed. Of course, buzzed isn't as good as hammer...
by Armed&Angry
Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:34 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Drinkin Silly Drinks
Replies: 26
Views: 1681

Whgy woudl.f ypu drink non-nastry boozr? Thaty's part of the fun.
by Armed&Angry
Wed Oct 01, 2003 8:22 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Waking Up Hammered
Replies: 69
Views: 3627

Ookay, I'mm drrunkl and somef girlf from back hoome is prop[sitioning me. Guaryteed poon when y I get home. Life issdf good.
by Armed&Angry
Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:51 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: A wee introduction
Replies: 18
Views: 1293

Fucky, man, I drank some guinnnyess and some Beam and I'm fucked.
by Armed&Angry
Mon Sep 29, 2003 8:12 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Best Beer, Wine and Spirit
Replies: 56
Views: 7937

Poooba, DKM..., fuckin word, man. I'mm drinkinag some Gueijnness now and I dare say I'm on the rocky road to Dublin. I fuckingg know, it's bottled in CT, I don'[th care.
by Armed&Angry
Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:17 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Best Beer, Wine and Spirit
Replies: 56
Views: 7937

Abbot Ale (rather nice English beer)

Whatever that shit in my parents' liquor cabinet was.

And of course, the Reverend James Beam.
by Armed&Angry
Mon Sep 29, 2003 2:15 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: 12 dollars to happiness
Replies: 51
Views: 4024

A bottle of Hawkeye Vodka and a pack of Main Streets. It's impossible to maintain your vices around here on a budget, fucking sin taxes... I say put a 5 cents tax on every coke sold. But no, let the smokers and drunks carry the weight... Ugh... it's worse than that. Back home Luckies were $3.80 a p...
by Armed&Angry
Mon Sep 29, 2003 1:03 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: 12 dollars to happiness
Replies: 51
Views: 4024

A bottle of Hawkeye Vodka and a pack of Main Streets. It's impossible to maintain your vices around here on a budget, fucking sin taxes...
by Armed&Angry
Sun Sep 28, 2003 10:21 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Waking Up Hammered
Replies: 69
Views: 3627

Waking Up Hammered

Okay, Saturday night, I settled in for a night of home-alone drinking, what with my roomate gone and my buddies apparently busy. I drank a shitload of vodka, and I was utterly hammered by nine. Then all of a sudden my buddy Mahoney shows up, and demands I go to a party with him. Well, shit, I can't ...
by Armed&Angry
Sat Sep 27, 2003 4:39 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Why I drink...
Replies: 36
Views: 1982

Why do I drink? Because it gets ya drunk! And after a long day of studying, writing, reading, and engaging in all manner of intellectual pursuits, I grow weary of reality.
by Armed&Angry
Thu Sep 18, 2003 10:09 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: THIS THIS HAPPEN TO US ALL?
Replies: 66
Views: 8148

My roomate had it pretty bad. He got hammered (on American swill beer) and passed out. While he was out, his frat brothers called every girl in his phone book, and cordially invited them to engage in oral sex. He woke up the next day to about half a dozen slaps and three times that many dirty looks....
by Armed&Angry
Thu Sep 18, 2003 4:06 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Newbie alert
Replies: 139
Views: 6016

bottomsup wrote:What's the drink of the day?

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Cheap-ass vodka for me. Ten bucks a liter, and that's here in puritan country.
by Armed&Angry
Wed Sep 17, 2003 5:46 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: In Three Words
Replies: 1491
Views: 121769

Jesus, handling the one is hard enough.