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by Mallory Knox
Wed May 14, 2014 3:13 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Convention Update
Replies: 16
Views: 16723

Re: Convention Update

Because I'm an asshole, I completely forgot about this. I need to be checking the Board more often...
by Mallory Knox
Sun Feb 09, 2014 9:49 am
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: I had to call 911 for Liz tonight
Replies: 72
Views: 70059

Re: "Bella'' has passed away...

Liz will be missed by many, and I will be praying for peace and acceptance in the hearts of those who knew and loved her.
by Mallory Knox
Sun Feb 09, 2014 1:37 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Did you go to Drinking Man?
Replies: 10
Views: 1155

Re: Did you go to Drinking Man?

Is it odd that I was there but have no recollection of any of these events???
by Mallory Knox
Tue Dec 17, 2013 4:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: "Hello, I'm back!" - Where have you been? What's your excuse?
Replies: 921
Views: 345174

Re: Ok, you haven't been here in a while. What's your excus

I wish I had some worthy excuse, but basically I just forgot about it for a minute. Balls.
by Mallory Knox
Tue Dec 17, 2013 3:50 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Exciting Convention News!
Replies: 163
Views: 156639

Re: Exciting Convention News!

I spoke to Don yesterday, and I'm in. I will also be accepting any rides (throwing my hat in Treetop's truck...) from the airport and back, if at all possible.
by Mallory Knox
Thu Feb 28, 2013 4:39 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: 2013 CONVENTION
Replies: 113
Views: 21212

Re: 2013 CONVENTION

Ironically, I have been planning a trip to Denver to visit a dear friend. Perhaps I should wait on this until a Con date is set...
by Mallory Knox
Fri Aug 24, 2012 1:47 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hey, nooz you can yooz
Replies: 8
Views: 622

Re: Hey, nooz you can yooz

FIYAH!!!
by Mallory Knox
Fri Jan 20, 2012 8:58 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
Replies: 34
Views: 14545

Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

Play Trust Fall face first with any drunkard of your choosing, and all your dreams shall come true.
by Mallory Knox
Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:06 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
Replies: 34
Views: 14545

Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

I mean, that's clearly the right protocol.
by Mallory Knox
Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:32 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Camping?
Replies: 20
Views: 33638

Re: Camping?

Resident Asshole wrote:Let's do it! It's time for camping! I hate my town and I'm ready to get out. I'll drive my damn motorcycle anywhere within 6 hours of central Michigan. Just have the Makers ready when I get there please.
Put these wheels in motion, Sir.
by Mallory Knox
Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:28 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!
Replies: 34
Views: 14545

Re: I'd like to introduce you to my new front teeth!

fiyah wrote:
el gavacho wrote:Teeth look great! Might want to look into reducing the size of your head, but other than that...

Hah!
Oh my FUCK, how I've missed you!!!
by Mallory Knox
Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:42 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Vodka: The Ultimate No-Tell Booze?
Replies: 55
Views: 55271

Re: Vodka: The Ultimate No-Tell Booze?

Meh... Since me and the Sailor broke up I've dabbled in the vodak and have been most pleasured by it; hangover and all.
To my knowledge, my being pickled by noon has gone completely unnoticed.

The cheaper the better.
by Mallory Knox
Mon Jan 02, 2012 9:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Replies: 598
Views: 63549

Re: a toast

I'm kind of partial to this Jubjub fellow...