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by Saturn
Wed May 16, 2007 9:22 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

Anyhow, on the topic of Saturn, you know...I am gonna have to agree with Sarge here. Last road trip I took I was passing through Grip's neck of the woods. He called and let me know what bar he'd be at. We drank straight from 3 pm to 3 am (Last call there) with me. At one point I was using him as a ...
by Saturn
Tue May 15, 2007 4:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

OK, just 'cause I can't leave anything well enough alone. Saturn: I talked to you like you talk to everyone else. Say whatever you want, but if you act like a douchbag, I'm going to call you on it. I never claimed to have said anything remarkable, at least not lately, so that's a pretty stupid hook...
by Saturn
Mon May 14, 2007 10:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

grippingthewheel wrote:Saturn's a keeper. As much fun as the Black Plague, broken ribs and chronic IBS. He's brought nothing but joy into my internet life. Dante wrote about your future Mr. Saturn. Enjoy.
Am I as much fun as legs that don't work?
by Saturn
Mon May 14, 2007 10:11 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

when the fuck did this board become so sensitive? where the fuck did these patchouli stinking sunbeam moon goddesses and Ray from high fidelity, come from?
Interesting questions.
by Saturn
Sun May 13, 2007 2:11 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

Rat poison in the Gainesburgers? That's not funny, asshole. Fucking sadist. Yeah I was totally serious about Gerald finding a dog treat that hasn't been produced since the seventies and putting poison in it dumb bitch. "Hey look at me. My name is Cloud8. I'm gonna go on a forum set up by a guy that...
by Saturn
Sun May 13, 2007 2:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

Rat poison in the Gainesburgers? That's not funny, asshole. Fucking sadist. Yeah I was totally serious about Gerald finding a dog treat that hasn't been produced since the seventies and putting poison in it dumb bitch. "Hey look at me. My name is Cloud8. I'm gonna go on a forum set up by a guy that...
by Saturn
Sun May 13, 2007 1:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Nearly the end for Shot Time...
Replies: 40
Views: 2564

You're still near a device that allows you freedom to express your opinions toward others, so they haven't finished their shift yet. Yeah they also need to off the lame asses that are exercising their freedom to rip this guy off: http://img220.imageshack.us/img220/4658/tattoomustacheio6.jpg Go list...
by Saturn
Sun May 13, 2007 7:27 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

How about talking to the neighbor? It works sometimes. But doesn't letting his dog bark in the middle of the night and disturb all of his neighbors indicate that he's an inconsiderate ass that probably can't be reasoned with? i dont know, thats your department. My neighbor's have no problems with m...
by Saturn
Sun May 13, 2007 7:19 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

Fuck that... Not cool to even suggest. My cat Isabella got poisoned by some asshole with nothing better to do. She wasn't a loud meow spewing kitty either. :( It's your own fault your cat got injured due to your irresponsibility. Pets shouldn't be allowed to roam loose, too many dangers: cars, acci...
by Saturn
Sun May 13, 2007 7:15 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

Fuck that... Not cool to even suggest. My cat Isabella got poisoned by some asshole with nothing better to do. She wasn't a loud meow spewing kitty either. :( It's your own fault your cat got injured due to your irresponsibility. Pets shouldn't be allowed to roam loose, too many dangers: cars, acci...
by Saturn
Sat May 12, 2007 7:14 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

Screwball wrote:How about talking to the neighbor?

It works sometimes.
But doesn't letting his dog bark in the middle of the night and disturb all of his neighbors indicate that he's an inconsiderate ass that probably can't be reasoned with?
by Saturn
Sat May 12, 2007 7:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

Okay, here's an alternative to the guns and poisoning that's guaranteed to work Gerald. Step 1: Place your stereo and speakers near the windows closest to the offending canines' home. Step 2: When the damned dog starts barking in the middle of the night again, raise your windows, aim the speakers to...
by Saturn
Sat May 12, 2007 6:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Nearly the end for Shot Time...
Replies: 40
Views: 2564

I don't know why they couldn't let you sleep it off in your car.. They sure didn't try to apply the "To serve and protect" motto in this instance.. Getting the drunken moron away from the dangerous weapon was definitely serving and protecting in this case. You're still near a device that allows you...
by Saturn
Sat May 12, 2007 6:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Nearly the end for Shot Time...
Replies: 40
Views: 2564

Fuck off bitches. Drunk driving is moronic. There's nothing sanctimonious about calling a spade a spade and if you think so then you're a moron too.
by Saturn
Sat May 12, 2007 5:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If your dog barks at 12:05am, it will get shot at
Replies: 139
Views: 8293

We dont even have our own police, just the country and state troopers Then fuck it, rat poison Gainesburgers it is. Fuck that... Not cool to even suggest. My cat Isabella got poisoned by some asshole with nothing better to do. She wasn't a loud meow spewing kitty either. :( It's your own fault your...