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by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 7:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

My Irish-Catholic Grandmother is still kicking at 95... She loves to make Protestant jokes at every family dinner. "How many Protestant's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" "I don't know Grandma, how many?" "It doesn't matter dear, they're in eternal darkness anyway! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha..." Tha...
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

Mine are burning too... But I've been staring at a computer screen for like 6 hours. And drinking.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hey you...yes YOU
Replies: 13
Views: 396

::Joins in and speeds up slowly::
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:29 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

I didn't say that. What I meant to imply is that MDM could get its ass sued off for aiding and abetting an illegal activity. Get it now? "MDM neither endorses nor condones underage drinking. Furthermore, MDM does not approve or condone drunken driving in any way, shape or form." I call dibs on the ...
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

God, I think I've seen Airplane about 13 times... It is the raciest movie that they'll let us watch on long school trips when we have a coach bus, so we watch it every. damn. time.

Not that that's a bad thing.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:16 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

No, but I HAVE been to a Turkish prison.

Also, when I was 15, I bought myself an Easy Bake oven with my Christmas money because my Dad wouldn't.

Edit: Damn it, you got to that one before me.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:08 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

Yes.

A resounding yes.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:07 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

Oh, my arrogance is completely sarcastic... I say it in self deprecation, not seriously.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:02 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

You're right, cool has nothing to do with age. So why do you keep bringing your age up? What Fast Cast meant to say was, "Get off my lawn. And this football is mine now!" What Tenshanhan meant to say was "Yes." Seriously though, I bring up my age when I feel it's applicable... If it makes anyone un...
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 6:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: ROFL EVENING DVD
Replies: 12
Views: 359

Man, Adam West was the lawyer defending R. Kelly in the episode of The Boondocks that I just watched. It was wicked... My English teacher watched it with me after I started watching it in his class. He ended up laughing his head off.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

I love you guys.

And girls. Wait, especially you girls.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Can't Stand...
Replies: 7
Views: 292

Mom just got into the Strawberry wine from the fridge...

Joke's on her! I replaced it with <i>sparkling</i> strawberry wine like 2 weeks ago.

That shit was good.
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:53 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

Oooh, update, my laundry is done! There is nothing like burning your nuts and pubes on too-hot laundry fresh from the dryer.

Ahhhhh...
by Tenshanhan
Fri Dec 01, 2006 5:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Am Somewhat Impressive...
Replies: 73
Views: 1889

To be honest, this has already been addressed in my "Welcome" thread... I was told it was cool. Frankly, I can type, and I'm going to get drunk anyway... If MADD was going to come down on my ass, I think it would've happened already. Besides, don't we enjoy tangling with MADD? Seriously though, I am...