I was really fucking ill a few weeks ago courtesy of food poisoning. I had some blood tests taken at the hospital and was literally punching the air with joy [despite the fact I was still shitting blood] that my liver test, along with everything else, came back 100% fine. I've emptied numerous bottl...

It went a little like this:



Without the skateboard...or the morbid obesity.

A playlist of every Tom Waits album thrown on shuffle.

After a particularly heavy session I headed to a local takeaway for some chips & kebab with a hefty dollop of garlic sauce. Whilst eating this I started to fall and in a bid to stay upright I tried to turn my forward fall into a backwards one. I succeeded in my plan and did a complete 360 and ran at...

Struggling to walk now
My bladder is very full
Piss in a bottle.

...and speaking of scroungers, scouser checking in here!

I am drinking Tyskie from a 500ml can. I've always had Tyskie from a bottle so drinking from the can is a whole new experience.

I love it!

2 fried eggs, 3 sausages, 3 rashers of bacon, baked beans, black pudding & four slices of toast.
Giant pot of tea.

Then go for a nap.

Upon wakening, an ice cold beer with a bourbon chaser.

I'll raise a glass in memory of a fellow drunkard.

God bless!

I recently set up my old Amiga 600. Great memories and some of those old school games are fucking tough! Of course playing whilst loaded heightens the feeling, especially when I'm playing Lemmings and I have flashbacks of my video game enthusiastic uncle showing me how to play... whilst he was loade...

Excellent story.

I down my drink in appreciation.

Cheers!

Alcohol is the best! That's why we're all here!

It's nice having one or two but it soon gets sickly.

I'll stick with Beam White/Black, Makers Mark, Knob Creek or Wild Turkey in the future.

Still, my girlfriend loves it...

A nice playlist of Tom Waits and The Pogues helps me on my merry way.

Cheers!

Jim Beam - GG Allin.

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