This thread has scrabbled my brain.

Shot Time wrote:I got mine on Friday - couldn't believe it! Took my time to read it also. You never know if the ship will sink again.

Nice avatar Mayhem; I have a print of that work in my living room.

Always knew you had taste, pallie.

It also earns you a free boot-in-the-ass-out-the-door where I work.

My favorite is the Gimlet. Drink to avoid scurvy.

ruiner wrote:Pittsburgh hurt, K-State finished me off. Well, at least I didn't have CBS Sports fill out my bracket for me....Tony.

Blow me dickwad. I fill out my own brackets. You have me mistaken for the president.

ChiliDawg wrote:I envy thy nappability, Liz. I was almost able to nod off in the Lazy-Boy, a little while ago, but the damn dog started baking and spoiled the moment.

We don't allow our hound to use the oven anymore after the "incident".

treetop wrote:how did i become the author of this thread?

When you black out you spam incessantly.

my mother's maiden name was treetop. all of my pets are named treetop. all of my passwords are treetop. my confirmation name was treetop. when they brought me home from the orphanage, the envelope contained one word, treetop. once, i climbed the tallest tree in the forest. guess what i found up the...

Crystal wrote:

Mayhem wrote:I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.

Judging by some of the poems, he is a cab driver.

One my my last memories of him from Con III was calling cab companies trying to locate his phone, and yakking in Rock's toilet.

Better than LessHead.

well, it's that time again. I'm off to Vegas. And this time I WILL go to that most hallowed of all saloons, blessed by the almighty himself, the Modern Drunkard. Yes, I am speaking of the Double Down. Have a copious amount of Ass Juice for me. I miss that place something fierce. I need to wash out ...

I guess Nicky Plumber is no longer an MDM staffer.

Got mine today. I guess there really is a magazine.

Why do I even bother?

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