It's gone black. The only broken bone (and I've had many) I've had that I've found to be agony is broken ribs, mainly because my bastard friends kept making me laugh. I've broken my ankle before and the nurse scoffed and said it couldn't possibly be broken because I was standing on it and then they...

I'm still drinking honest! Everyday in fact. Rumours of my undrunkeness have been greatly exaggerated, as someone famous once said. But times have been lean, money wise. Yet still I manage. I've been busy writing a number of things, so haven't visited here as often, but I am determined to change th...

Georgeson wrote:I want to see ghosts. I know they are out there. Restless souls, etc.

I see drunk people.

I'm still drinking honest! Everyday in fact. Rumours of my undrunkeness have been greatly exaggerated, as someone famous once said. But times have been lean, money wise. Yet still I manage. I've been busy writing a number of things, so haven't visited here as often, but I am determined to change tha...

Drinking when you have very little money isn't easy. I've been skint for a while now, but luckily I have had a lot of beers bought for me by sympathetic friends who are willing to buy me alcohol in exchange for my charming conversation.

That's actually true by the way, believe it or not!

Well ,thanks for your replies, both serious and stoopid. Tried new filters and new modem and new cables, no good. Phoned the company who provides my connecton, told them I'd tried everything. They said they'd get their network people to look into it. Next time I did a speed check a few hours later t...

FNZ wrote:Take it to your hamlet's barber and have it bled. It's obvious to me that its humours are ill aligned.

I've tried leeches and trepanning, to no avail.

Obscure facts about Star Wars. And by "obscure" I mean "made up".
http://moody-by-name.blogspot.com/2011/ ... -wars.html

Two Hearted wrote:CCleaner.

Google it, download it (it's free), and run it.
Gets rid of all the crap on your computer that slows it down.

I run it at least twice a week--it's drunkard-friendly.

I use it on my old computer, but haven't used it on my laptop yet. I'll do that.

A week or two before my internet slowed to a crawl I installed some software called Steam, through which to play online games, becasue I'm childish like that. Could this software be responsible for slowing my internet even when it or the game are not running? I think you've found the problem yousel...

Wetherspoons Pros: pints of ale for £1.59, 25 ml portions of single malt for £2.05, meticulously clean bathrooms, usually a £2 meal offer, lots of beers on tap. Cons: No music, not the coziest of atmospheres, can undercut prices and damage local pubs, malt whisky selection is not the biggest. My us...

http://www.ageandanniesramblings.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/Turn-it-off-and-on-again.jpg It's the crown that makes that funny. Why does the crown make that funny? I've tried turning it off and on many, many times over the last few days. I think the crown makes it funnny because it has an air of autho...

ThirstyDrunk wrote:Sometimes the nipple just needs greased a bit.

I refuse to grease my nipples for anyone!

ThirstyDrunk wrote:

Steve wrote:Well, I've tried hitting the machine, and that hasn't helped. The Fonz fucking lied to us!

You sir, are no Arthur Fonzarelli.

Why? Just because I didn't go time travelling with a cartoon dog and some tart from the future?

Well, I've tried hitting the machine, and that hasn't helped. The Fonz fucking lied to us!