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by Grumpy
Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:07 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: yeah, me again, disguised as an old guy
Replies: 5
Views: 303

Re: yeah, me again, disguised as an old guy

Hey, I'm kinda of getting used to being, and liking, tough, homely old Lee. Maybe if I can't be the Green Girl I'll be the old pale Marine tough guy. Ooh rah! Oh, who am I kidding? I nearly burst into tears tonight when I picked up what I thought was a big piece of dark link, (despite hearing a lady...
by Grumpy
Fri Jan 29, 2016 4:03 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: yeah, me again, disguised as an old guy
Replies: 5
Views: 303

yeah, me again, disguised as an old guy

Speaking of members missing... where is Bluebottle (Bloob) Please he is okay, just not posting. Too many of us are shuffling off this, you know. I can't stand it. I've always been a bit of a Wednesday Addams, so I came into this battle armed, prepared, and a bit complacent, but I worry about our oth...
by Grumpy
Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1277
Views: 132886

Re: Ask Savage

Mistah Willies: Dude, totally thanks for recognizing that I am still alive! I want this board to come back to life. Let's do it!
by Grumpy
Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:49 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: missing users
Replies: 19
Views: 1239

Re: missing users

Hey King Frank himself tried to help me, but I am computer stupid and apparently fucked up, as I am now Lee Marvin. But really, I am
Savage.
by Grumpy
Fri Jan 29, 2016 1:46 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Just sayin'
Replies: 1
Views: 157

Just sayin'

Well, here I am again, under the guise of an old, drunk, retired Marine, since I can't be the green lady anymore. It preys on my mind that Palink never told me he had cancer too. I feel so bad for telling him about mine, thinking all the while that his aches and pains and leg probs were due to old i...
by Grumpy
Wed Jan 27, 2016 3:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Just sayin'
Replies: 13
Views: 391

Just sayin'

Isn't the french horn the most baroque-looking instrument ever? Hey, we've lost our heart, but I'm here as the liver. So far. so good. I hope. If not, I get to see Palink and Karma and my grandmas and so forth, so I got that going for me. Pour me another Makers, as I live to drink, or is it, I drink...
by Grumpy
Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Aw shit
Replies: 2
Views: 204

Re: Aw shit

Sorry, but death is on my mind. I've spent the better part of the last several months in the hospital, getting blood and platelets, and now our dear Patrick has left us, and
damn.
by Grumpy
Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Aw shit
Replies: 2
Views: 204

Aw shit

If you die under the influence of severe Alzeheimers, are you that way in the afterlife? My mom went that way, and damn, she was one angry, scared, confused mess. I can't bear to think of her spending eternity in that state.
by Grumpy
Wed Jan 27, 2016 2:02 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Join Me
Replies: 3
Views: 260

Join Me

I'm falling apart.
by Grumpy
Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:46 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: missing users
Replies: 19
Views: 1239

Re: missing users

Yeah, the site was fucked up. Now it's cool, except I still have to post under Grumpy's ancient, long unused account.
by Grumpy
Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:43 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: All right, some of us live, some of us die
Replies: 10
Views: 507

Re: All right, some of us live, some of us die

aw, shit, pleeeeze. could I have my identity back? I know that I am NARF! stupid and did something wrong, but I promise not to do it again. I want to be Savage the Green Fairy. Please humour a stage 3B person?
by Grumpy
Wed Jan 27, 2016 1:40 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: All right, some of us live, some of us die
Replies: 10
Views: 507

All right, some of us live, some of us die

and then some of us live a bit longer, but we're all gonna die. I'm glad that Porrick gave up the ghost. The great Brain was no more. He was just a piece of meat being kept "alive". Maybe I'll see him soon, and maybe I won't. I just hacked at my head to remove the few strings of hairlike substance s...
by Grumpy
Tue Jan 26, 2016 6:21 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: Palinka RIP Jan 2016
Replies: 66
Views: 11562

Re: Palinka RIP Jan 2016

Goodnight, Brain. Love and Godspeed. Pinky.

GET DRUNK.AND TAKE OVER THE WORLD.

(sorry, the picture won't load.)
by Grumpy
Sun Jan 24, 2016 11:52 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The 1%
Replies: 482
Views: 34865

Re: The 1%

I'm just trying to see if I can post a reply. I've been shut out as myself for ever, it seems, and shut out as Grumpy for quite a while.
by Grumpy
Tue Dec 15, 2015 7:37 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Crappy Jokes thread!
Replies: 359
Views: 33345

Re: The Crappy Jokes thread!

I'm just so sad that I can't tell a joke. I mean, I hear one, and I want to share it, and I try, but then I have to say, "Oh yeah. I meant it was a green parrot. And the farmer was wearing red overalls. So it's killed, right there.