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by hossthomas
Wed Dec 31, 2014 3:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Smokers Corner
Replies: 131
Views: 5992

Re: Smokers Corner

I smoke cigarettes, but I've cut back quite a bit. I used to smoke like Jon Constantine.

When it comes to cigars I have absolutely no palate. I wouldn't know a good cigar from a fuckin swisher sweet, though I would love to be better educated on the subject.
by hossthomas
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:46 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Blackout
Replies: 53
Views: 7870

Re: Blackout

Well, just a few mornings ago my wife woke me up frantic, wondering why the bathroom was basically painted with blood. There was literally blood on every surface in there. Turns out that a friend had given me a ride to resupply the night before and I fell in the street outside my house, skinned up m...
by hossthomas
Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:31 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
Replies: 13
Views: 1568

Re: We Should Talk About Your Drinking

mistah willies wrote:Tequila.

Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.
Jesus christ, I'm with you there. I don't know what it is about that shit, maybe I hate the taste of it so much that it sends me into a blind rage. All I know is that if I drink Tequila my neck gets red.
by hossthomas
Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How do ya celebrate New Year's Eve?
Replies: 19
Views: 809

Re: How do ya celebrate New Year's Eve?

I never leave the house past 4 P.M. on new years eve. Too many cops with their vampire mobiles and too many fuckin amateurs that should be issued sippy cups with their fireball. So it will just be me and the wife with plenty of beer and bombay sapphire.
by hossthomas
Wed Dec 24, 2014 12:59 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Old school malt liquor commercials
Replies: 10
Views: 419

Re: Old school malt liquor commercials

Schlitz is one of the few well known malt liquors I've never had. Judging from those commercials, this is something I need to remedy soon.
by hossthomas
Sat Dec 20, 2014 8:19 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: THIRSTY!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 437

Re: THIRSTY!!!

A box from Thirst is a thing of beauty. Mine was full of candy and edible bugs as well, and the bottle of Old Ezra was the start of an intense love affair. Fuck Santa Clause, cheers to Thirsty.
by hossthomas
Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8042
Views: 349392

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Early Times 354. Never had this before, always went for the regular old ET Kentucky Whiskey, but I gotta say this is some tasty shit for the price range.
by hossthomas
Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:41 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9268
Views: 543848

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Acid Bath-When The Kite String Pops
by hossthomas
Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:44 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How Do You Want to be Found Dead?
Replies: 90
Views: 3907

Re: How Do You Want to be Found Dead?

I guess the most poetic end for me would be deep in Tennessee woods that I love so much, boots on, bottle in hand, with a toxicology reports that would astound people for years to come. Of course, there would have to be a notebook close by, if not gripped tightly to my chest. That's a fantasy though...
by hossthomas
Tue Aug 05, 2014 1:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hey, Screwball!
Replies: 6
Views: 470

Re: Hey, Screwball!

Lovely, lovely, lovely.
by hossthomas
Tue Jul 16, 2013 5:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Reason to Celebrate
Replies: 12
Views: 861

Re: A Reason to Celebrate

thanks dingy, you've been pushin me for years to "just write mother fucker" so now there is somethin to show for all my effort.
by hossthomas
Tue Jul 16, 2013 4:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Reason to Celebrate
Replies: 12
Views: 861

Re: A Reason to Celebrate

Thanks everybody, I've been tryin to get somethin published for years and it's finally happened. For anyone interested the magazine is called Sanitarium Magazine, issue number 11, which features my short story On The Farm, will be available this saturday, july 20. Not the be too much of a spammer, b...
by hossthomas
Mon Jul 15, 2013 5:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Reason to Celebrate
Replies: 12
Views: 861

A Reason to Celebrate

Hello again, to those of you who remember me. And hello for the first time to those who don't. Not trying to spam or anything, but a few of you, NYDingbat especially, know that I have been trying for years to publish some of my writing and I'm happy to say that it has finally happened. This saturday...
by hossthomas
Sat May 25, 2013 7:23 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 8042
Views: 349392

Re: What are you drinking right now?

cheap beer, lots and lots of cheap beer. started at 7:30 this mornin, takin full advantage of a rare saturday off work.
by hossthomas
Sat May 11, 2013 6:51 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WTF, gout?
Replies: 39
Views: 2034

Re: WTF, gout?

I've had this. Drank through it anyway. Not a recommended treatment however my killing my family and customers in a rage of undrunkeness due to the lack of rose tinted glasses indicated I suffer through the pain and emerge still a free man but slightly more tired. This. I have occasional gout flare...