I smoke cigarettes, but I've cut back quite a bit. I used to smoke like Jon Constantine.
When it comes to cigars I have absolutely no palate. I wouldn't know a good cigar from a fuckin swisher sweet, though I would love to be better educated on the subject.
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Well, just a few mornings ago my wife woke me up frantic, wondering why the bathroom was basically painted with blood. There was literally blood on every surface in there. Turns out that a friend had given me a ride to resupply the night before and I fell in the street outside my house, skinned up m...
- Wed Dec 31, 2014 2:31 pm
- Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
- Topic: We Should Talk About Your Drinking
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Jesus christ, I'm with you there. I don't know what it is about that shit, maybe I hate the taste of it so much that it sends me into a blind rage. All I know is that if I drink Tequila my neck gets red.mistah willies wrote:Tequila.
Yeah, that is my bane. Well, for folks around me, that is.
I never leave the house past 4 P.M. on new years eve. Too many cops with their vampire mobiles and too many fuckin amateurs that should be issued sippy cups with their fireball. So it will just be me and the wife with plenty of beer and bombay sapphire.
A box from Thirst is a thing of beauty. Mine was full of candy and edible bugs as well, and the bottle of Old Ezra was the start of an intense love affair. Fuck Santa Clause, cheers to Thirsty.
- Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:45 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: What are you drinking right now?
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Early Times 354. Never had this before, always went for the regular old ET Kentucky Whiskey, but I gotta say this is some tasty shit for the price range.
- Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:44 pm
- Forum: The Pub
- Topic: How Do You Want to be Found Dead?
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I guess the most poetic end for me would be deep in Tennessee woods that I love so much, boots on, bottle in hand, with a toxicology reports that would astound people for years to come. Of course, there would have to be a notebook close by, if not gripped tightly to my chest. That's a fantasy though...
Thanks everybody, I've been tryin to get somethin published for years and it's finally happened. For anyone interested the magazine is called Sanitarium Magazine, issue number 11, which features my short story On The Farm, will be available this saturday, july 20. Not the be too much of a spammer, b...
Hello again, to those of you who remember me. And hello for the first time to those who don't. Not trying to spam or anything, but a few of you, NYDingbat especially, know that I have been trying for years to publish some of my writing and I'm happy to say that it has finally happened. This saturday...
I've had this. Drank through it anyway. Not a recommended treatment however my killing my family and customers in a rage of undrunkeness due to the lack of rose tinted glasses indicated I suffer through the pain and emerge still a free man but slightly more tired. This. I have occasional gout flare...