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by Professor Roomie
Sat Jan 19, 2013 12:07 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: 2013 CONVENTION
Replies: 113
Views: 14120

Re: 2013 CONVENTION

I love Denver. Let's do this.
by Professor Roomie
Tue Dec 16, 2008 12:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread
Replies: 211
Views: 11034

Re: Ruiner/LadyRed MDM Spawn Update Thread

Sir John of Tequila wrote:
Mayhem wrote:Congratulations to Crystal and Judge and Mrs Judge and the other guy, what'shisname, oh yeah, Ruiner! Love you all lots, and I hope the little one gets his mom's nose.

I heard he has his dad's penis.
Hey, 3" is huge for a newborn.

Seriously though, congrats, you guys.
by Professor Roomie
Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: so its official..
Replies: 130
Views: 2560

Re: so its official..

Crap. I'm the good one now? Barca was the good one. I like reason, but I'm not reasonable. Mark my words: this will end badly . well...duh! bullshit i'm laura ingalls and i'm going to write books about the ol' fishin' hole. I'll thank you to keep you and Brian's bizarre sexual euphamisms to yourself.
by Professor Roomie
Mon Dec 01, 2008 6:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: so its official..
Replies: 130
Views: 2560

Re: so its official..

I figure Liz is more of a Natch Which makes Roomie Tully Blanchard... not the showman, not the Enforcer, but that calm, steady presence that makes the wheels turn. And probably involved in a feud with Dusty Rhodes. what??? have you MET roomie??? Crap. I'm the good one now? Barca was the good one. I...
by Professor Roomie
Thu Sep 04, 2008 1:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: booze tattoos
Replies: 61
Views: 2585

Re: booze tattoos

Judge wrote:
Oggar wrote:
I just got that covered with a totally sweet black unicorn.

I wonder how long you've got to live with a guy before you're considered common law gay married.
I believe you're now entitled to have Roomie start doing your laundry.
He's the one with the tramp stamp; he can do the laundry.
by Professor Roomie
Thu Aug 14, 2008 11:03 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Con 4
Replies: 15
Views: 870

Re: Con 4

Damn shame. Won't be the same without you folks.
by Professor Roomie
Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:42 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Beer Theory
Replies: 14
Views: 663

Re: Beer Theory

The version I heard was that no matter how busy you are there's always time to have a couple beers with a friend, and I've always thought that was a good sentiment.
by Professor Roomie
Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:31 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Spaghetti
Replies: 18
Views: 769

Re: Spaghetti

bluebottle wrote:you bastards are rich enough to have a dishwasher?
We're the richest mofos in the whole damn trailer park.
by Professor Roomie
Mon Aug 11, 2008 2:07 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Spaghetti
Replies: 18
Views: 769

Re: Spaghetti

liz... wrote:i just made spagetti. minds must be melded.
I think we've established that you're soulmates.
by Professor Roomie
Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:39 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Crystal and Ruiner Pregger Pics
Replies: 54
Views: 1511

Re: Crystal and Ruiner Pregger Pics

Congrats and best wishes, and I apologize for not explaining birthcontrol. Denver?
by Professor Roomie
Mon Aug 11, 2008 1:35 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Spaghetti
Replies: 18
Views: 769

Spaghetti

I don't know how fucked up Oggar got today, but when I got home from work at 12:15am there was hot sauce on the floor and the dishwasher was at the end of a cycle. I opened up the dishwasher to find one glass, one plate, and a pile of spaghetti noodles. What the fuck?
by Professor Roomie
Sat Mar 15, 2008 2:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A Fond Farewell to the Cricket on the Hill
Replies: 12
Views: 655

Re: A Fond Farewell to the Cricket on the Hill

That's a damn shame. I have a vague recollection of going there with Plummer during Con II. My kinda place as far as I can remember.
by Professor Roomie
Mon Mar 10, 2008 12:51 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Made in Mankato
Replies: 159
Views: 8046

Re: Made in Mankato

On another note, Roomie slept with MOL one night, and Barca the second night. swingin' in minneapolis They're a good looking couple. I don't feel the need to defend my actions. On a separate note, I feel that I should warn Ruiner and the Prick that having your own giant is more trouble than it's wo...
by Professor Roomie
Sat Feb 23, 2008 11:38 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Made in Mankato
Replies: 159
Views: 8046

Re: Made in Mankato

Oggar wrote:
Crystal wrote:I'm down like a clown Charlie Brown.

Camp Snoopy isn't there anymore.

I love the sound of the agenda. It's got me thinking clipboards and score sheets. I can already see declaring things to be done in the name of "science."
We need labcoats.
by Professor Roomie
Thu Feb 21, 2008 2:20 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Oliver Reed website
Replies: 12
Views: 907

Re: Oliver Reed website

Every drunkard should hope to have a last day as badass as Mr. Reed's.