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by Professor Roomie
Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Are you bold enough to...
Replies: 369
Views: 21048

Re: Are you bold enough to...

I have had no need to hide my identity until recently. I can post from work now, so a disguise may be prudent. Also, I have been told that my avatar makes me look 10 years older and a lot like Thulsa Doom.
by Professor Roomie
Thu Feb 21, 2008 1:48 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Made in Mankato
Replies: 159
Views: 6578

Re: Made in Mankato

It's going to be awesome to drink with you all again. Who among us do you think will be the first to be banned from the MOA? Is there a name for this party yet?
by Professor Roomie
Sun Jan 13, 2008 10:44 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Any other medical personnel on the forum?
Replies: 19
Views: 624

I'm not a doctor, but I have told women that I'm a medical student so that they'd have sex with me.
by Professor Roomie
Sat Jan 12, 2008 9:53 am
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Even more inadvertantly terrifying than usual...
Replies: 10
Views: 1964

Oggar wrote:Headbutts are a way of showing comraderie and friendship. It's a ritual that dates back to childhood. Who doesn't remember fondly the headbutting contests of childhood?
The children that headbutted you? They may not remember at all due to the brain damage.
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i just bumped my leg.
Replies: 30
Views: 686

Mayhem wrote:
liz... wrote:i NEVER put out. that's against my code. such is suckass.
I even offered money.
A classy broad like Liz would never give it up for money... oh, wait, I forgot that sarcasm doesn't translate well into writing.
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 2:28 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Made in Mankato
Replies: 159
Views: 6578

Leggs55 wrote:
I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge?
Wow, I am lucky. Didn't cost me a thing.....
You don't look older. Besides, you were bartending. Tips don't always have to be cash.
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bladdered Challenge
Replies: 47
Views: 1056

girl_friday wrote:As long as Oggar doesn't try to headbutt girls, he seems like a good time.
Oh, he asks girls to headbutt him, but he's usually better at accepting a no from a woman.
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What the fuck is this shit?
Replies: 33
Views: 740

Sgt. HSA wrote:...It's always nice to see politicians concentrating on the really important issues, though.
But imaginary problems are so much easier to fix.
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 1:14 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Even more inadvertantly terrifying than usual...
Replies: 10
Views: 1964

BeerMakesMeSmart wrote:He headbutts like a girl.
Is that why you ran away and hid like a big strong man?
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:59 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bladdered Challenge
Replies: 47
Views: 1056

I assumed that this was going to be a thread about people pissing themselves. I'm not sure if I'm relieved or disappointed. Oggar thought he pissed himself last night, but was happily mistaken. It's under drinking stories: http://moderndrunkardmagazine.com/bbs/v ... hp?t=54581
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:35 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bartenders and Female Clientele--A Gripe
Replies: 78
Views: 1601

And does anyone else agree that SoCo is an abomination and should not be allowed to call itself bourbon? I don't think they do... hold on, I'll Google that... Good God, they have a terrible website. But they refer to their travesty as a liqueur, not a Bourbon. Thankfully. I think it even says so on...
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 12:08 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Even more inadvertantly terrifying than usual...
Replies: 10
Views: 1964

Even more inadvertantly terrifying than usual...

So Oggar brings back some new friends after bar. He becomes even more fixated on headbutts than usual. He first engages in his usual trying to get me to headbutt him and calling me names. Then he turns his focus to his guests. The new guy is getting pretty edgy and keeps refusing to headbutt him. I ...
by Professor Roomie
Fri Jan 11, 2008 11:48 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bartenders and Female Clientele--A Gripe
Replies: 78
Views: 1601

That shit is so wrong on so many levels. First off, my bourbon already has flavor thank you very much. Secondly, it's Philips. I noticed all three flavors at one of my regular haunts and asked the bartender if it sells. He said some weekend regulars like shots of the Vanilla. I asked what they charg...
by Professor Roomie
Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:39 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Made in Mankato
Replies: 159
Views: 6578

I got another brillant idea: Roomie, dressed in a Sasquatch suit (head to toe, totally covered), on a leash, held be Her, at the Mall of America. Maybe with a small human baby rubber chew-toy. For Roomie, adequate financial compensation. Fortunately I don't the money. My pride is not for sale. Anym...
by Professor Roomie
Fri Dec 21, 2007 11:30 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Made in Mankato
Replies: 159
Views: 6578

I'm strangely disturbed by the fact that you should know all the old rich guys in Mankato.....what exactly is it you do for money again??? I only have sex with women. I do occasionally accept cash and gifts to have sex with attractive older women. How is Mrs. Judge? [/quote]Awfully close to crossin...