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by mistah willies
Sun Jul 07, 2019 2:17 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 430
Views: 13687

Re: Another Solo Mission

Patchez wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:24 pm
Hugh wrote:
Sat Jul 06, 2019 9:23 pm
I scarcely have any memory of last night's Skype chat, but I think oettinger asked me if my tits were fake.
All I saw was your hand when I was on. But I was at work so couldn't devote my full attention to it.

The hand was real though.
Nothing like good hand.
by mistah willies
Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:51 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: NBR All Star Posts
Replies: 2
Views: 274

Re: NBR All Star Posts

Drinking a cocktail in the summer rain. I believe it was the Nexus-6 combat model Roy Batty who said: "Like cocktails in the rain." And this is coming from a guy who saw attack ships burning off the Shoulders of Orion. Season 3 of Stranger Things. Wrought with nerdery, 80s nostalgia and existential...
by mistah willies
Fri Jul 05, 2019 8:49 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 618
Views: 16414

Re: Shit we love:

^ ^ ^

Gawdam.


Yup.
by mistah willies
Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Grumbling about things that don't really even piss you off
Replies: 7
Views: 97

Re: Grumbling about things that don't really even piss you off

Goddamn Finnish Defence Forces keep sending me letters to get my ass on military refreshers or face jail time, I've been part of the reserve for 9 goddamn years and now's the time. Like I got time to spare for another week long camp of shooting military grade weapons etc. and getting paid over my s...
by mistah willies
Fri Jul 05, 2019 2:20 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 618
Views: 16414

Re: Shit we love:

oldsmartskunk wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:10 pm
Nausea wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:52 pm
Jesus.
I would motorboat Jesuses titties!
Yeah, but Patchez has snacks
by mistah willies
Thu Jul 04, 2019 2:05 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: An Independence Day Toast, 2017
Replies: 11
Views: 259

Re: An Independence Day Toast, 2017

'Murrica, Fuck Yeah!

I think Dear Booze got so excited about the release of the MDM magazine out now
that he blew his whole package of fireworks
and caused an earthquake.

You ok there dude?
by mistah willies
Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:45 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7884
Views: 337218

Re: What are you drinking right now?

I'm low on chilled mixers/water so now it's warm Aldi Gin and tap water ! Got some Rheinbacher beers in the freezer for later Boilermakers but for the nonce I look like the eyepatched guy above - yearning! If only there was some way of making ice... Catch ya later, humans! Chaaarrrge! Onward Drunka...
by mistah willies
Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:59 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Explain your name you drunk!
Replies: 58
Views: 1543

Re: Explain your name you drunk!

My great grandfather, Dr. Phinias Plonkworth Badfellow, came to America with two immutable goals in his heart. The first was to get laid. The second was to create the bestest, highest alcohol revitalizing tonic known to humankind. I am proud to carry on the name. And the tradition. Order your bottl...
by mistah willies
Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Randomn known shit about DearBooze
Replies: 253
Views: 10261

Re: Randomn known shit about DearBooze

He preens.

Often.
by mistah willies
Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:53 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 7884
Views: 337218

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Sammy wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 7:39 am
My new favorite summer time drink. The Kraken Dark and Stormy. Kraken spiced rum + ginger beer.
Now that is quite a pairing! I mo hafta check on this
by mistah willies
Thu Jul 04, 2019 5:48 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 821
Views: 64049

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

The name Stendhal comes from my favorite novelist, Stendhal, born Marie-Henri Beyle. Like us, he enjoyed dark wines and easy women. My favorite drinks for summer are scotch and club soda or gin and club soda. For the rest of year, Brandy, Scotch, Bourbon, and stout. Welcome aboard, Stendhal. Damn f...
by mistah willies
Thu Jul 04, 2019 4:45 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 618
Views: 16414

Re: Shit we love:

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 3:59 am
Badfellow wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 2:24 pm

You forgot a few things.

He forgot a few more:

...Motorboating tits

This isn't shit I love, btw.
That's how I leave the house every morning. Truth.

But he also forgot the lovely side-boob.
by mistah willies
Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:37 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Another Solo Mission
Replies: 430
Views: 13687

Re: Another Solo Mission

A light one today. Six pack of cheap beer and a quarter fifth of Hendricks. Unplanned, but went with it, summer is the season of Dionysus. Cheers to that. Expensive gin and cheap brewskie. Well met, Stendhal. Why not pop in and introduce yourself here? http://bbs.drunkard.com/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=6...
by mistah willies
Wed Jul 03, 2019 6:32 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 618
Views: 16414

Re: Shit we love:

Nausea wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 3:04 pm
Tits with tits.
Ah. The Mandeltit reiteration series.

Math and all. It's quite nice, if you think about it.
Do ya think abou 'tit?

Yes indeed. They seem to pop up now and then
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:08 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's true. You learn somethng new every day.
Replies: 16
Views: 431

Re: It's true. You learn somethng new every day.

Okay. I give up. I tried three times to reply to Frog and each time failed. I'm getting another drink and watching Julia Child while I babysit my favorite drunk and make sure he doesn't stop breathing. That would be the pesky "Remember me" box to click just below your password on the log-in page. I...