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by mistah willies
Sat Jun 29, 2019 1:02 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Linear Drainage Channel suppliers
Replies: 4
Views: 270

Re: brain damaged suppliers

Shhhh ... Don't talk. Just cmere. I'll SHOW you some linear drainage! Ewww Willies! I want polymer brain damage with raisins. I think that explains a lot about has happened to me, dealing with our botruders. It's like a contagion of brainless banality in trying to sell something, but is forgotten a...
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:59 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Drunk Travel Log
Replies: 291
Views: 9203

Re: Drunk Travel Log

New Orleans, Day IV, Part I ...The physical bar was, itself, historic. The story was that it had been disassembled and from a popular New Orleans restaurant while the restaurant was undergoing renovations. It was placed in a warehouse in 2005. And then Katrina hit. The restaurant never reopened and...
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:55 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 115
Views: 4061

Re: random frozen dinner crap

Is there a drunkard out there that wouldn't eat this? https://i.imgur.com/moeyOLr.jpg Three of these, https://consumerist.com/consumermediallc.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/082208-001-banquetpotpie494.jpg and the pan ooze from under neath them all. (same price for all those, but the meat is curious)
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:51 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People say I swear too much.
Replies: 15
Views: 1592

Re: People say I swear too much.

Too much swearing? Bullshit! Fucking bullshit! Mate, fuckin people saying you don't swear enough. I told them, "Fuck off, you gawdayam sunofabitches. He'll pile drive your bleeding arses with a spiky cucumber and then piss in your eye." Then I ran off. It's all you man. They waiting on the corner o...
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 29, 2019 12:44 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 9140
Views: 534307

Re: Whatcha listening to?

Jack White's I'm Shakin'

https://youtu.be/XkcGuZHPbKk

Not derivative. He's a master student. I think Lush City would like this if knows about Little Willie John

https://youtu.be/qWRjus3end4
by mistah willies
Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:25 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?
Replies: 35
Views: 711

Re: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

Badfellow wrote:
Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:12 am
mistah willies wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:47 am
Sammy wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:59 am
Yeah, like you guys never snorted coke at a party because you were so drunk it was the only way you could stay awake.
Coke?
Ya know, been wondering about that stuff.
Is it all it's cracked up to be?
Naw, that stuff really blows.
True. A nasty drain.
by mistah willies
Tue Jun 25, 2019 8:23 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Linear Drainage Channel suppliers
Replies: 4
Views: 270

Re: brain damaged suppliers

Pollycon was established in 2006 in Yumyum, China. Religious capital more than 30 million CSN and Y. We are a systemic. We specialize in design and production of various types of polymer brain damage channels and brain Kerbals. Pollycon’s products made of modern enimatic material, they replaces tra...
by mistah willies
Mon Jun 24, 2019 11:47 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?
Replies: 35
Views: 711

Re: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

Sammy wrote:
Mon Jun 24, 2019 6:59 am
Yeah, like you guys never snorted coke at a party because you were so drunk it was the only way you could stay awake.
Coke?
Ya know, been wondering about that stuff.
Is it all it's cracked up to be?
by mistah willies
Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1137
Views: 39394

Re: Sunday

There should be a DRINK named after the contents of each of your spilled keyboards. Crumbs, ashes, vodka, lemon rinds, perhaps a tomato pip from the bloody days of yore? Fermented, dessicated, rehydrated, again and again, like filtering and refining a vodka, but in reverse. As well as the Oettinger...
by mistah willies
Sun Jun 23, 2019 1:28 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: DeeTs
Replies: 25
Views: 620

Re: DeeTs

Due to this thread, tried to DRINK Delirious Tremens today.

Total train derailment. Truly.

Time to taste tonic drinks that describe the time.

Tiki?
by mistah willies
Sun Jun 23, 2019 12:10 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?
Replies: 35
Views: 711

Re: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

It appears that you are becoming one with the Ethernet. Your transactions and interactions each involve electrons. Soon all of your world will encompass electricity. Question remains: if offered, will you choose the red pill or the blue one? I'd take them both. I think that`s called a speedball or ...
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 22, 2019 7:15 am
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?
Replies: 35
Views: 711

Re: Do y'all ever order Grubhub?

I ate a Wendy's burger today that somebody went and got for me. Then I conversed with a woman via messenger that I barely know until I passed out. I think she may visit at some point. I don't know. Life is like that. It appears that you are becoming one with the Ethernet. Your transactions and inte...
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 21, 2019 6:05 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 884
Views: 16736

Re: Shit we hate:

Bums need loving too -- I think Morrissey sang about this. And willies, thanks for the tip. I will try it the next time I have one, as the one in question has thankfully vanished. You swore not to talk about this. Please. Not the hose again Then put the lotion the basket! I get to keep the dog.
by mistah willies
Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:53 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 884
Views: 16736

Re: Shit we hate:

Bums need loving too -- I think Morrissey sang about this. And willies, thanks for the tip. I will try it the next time I have one, as the one in question has thankfully vanished. (Also, "swish" does not mean to prance about like Buffalo Bill: no one needs to see that on Skype again.) You swore not...
by mistah willies
Thu Jun 20, 2019 12:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1137
Views: 39394

Re: Sunday

Yesterday I broke my keyboard by drowning it in drink, ooops. Tiping from my old semi-fucked up one now. Was a good idea to save it. Prosit. There should be a DRINK named after the contents of each of your spilled keyboards. Crumbs, ashes, vodka, lemon rinds, perhaps a tomato pip from the bloody da...