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by mistah willies
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:36 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 115
Views: 4055

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

We are located on the corner of Wholesale Guns n Ammo Street and Taintedtaint Avenue, across from the Wellness Clinic. You're welcome here That`s on yellow nail-clip n 3rd, right? ..And you bought it right back to the Chef Bouyarjeebusfucknotnow chicken alfredo creamy sauce thickener. Amazed at you...
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:32 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST
Replies: 1748
Views: 43996

Re: THE CHASIST

Badfellow wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 10:47 pm
Rockin' out to the transpolychromatic paint beats Soul Coughing is laying down.
Always enjoyed Doughty's delivery. Genius and inventive, on his own path.

Kind of like that Powerman 5000 song at this point:

https://youtu.be/lsV500W4BHU?t=55

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by mistah willies
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:24 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we hate:
Replies: 884
Views: 16703

Re: Shit we hate:

Tongue sores. Must be the daily mix of orange juice, coffee, and beer. Now listen very carefully. Put the candle back! Oops. Wrong thread. Nausea: after you rinse or perhaps brush the orifical appendage of concern, Pour hydrogen peroxide into a small glass. A shot glass would work, if you promise n...
by mistah willies
Sat Jun 15, 2019 5:58 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 618
Views: 16299

Re: Shit we love:

^ ^ ^ Yes in-friggin-deed! Friday: growing anticipation during the school day. Making plans... Then the bell rings and freedom awaits. Saturday morning, for me, sitting directly on front of the television set with bowl of cereal, in my undergarments for Looney Tunes, Hanna Barbera, all those. When S...
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 14, 2019 9:15 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 547
Views: 15192

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Die by fire, drowning, or a long, terrifying fall. No, one of the choices is not "in my sleep." You are not that lucky bastard. I would go with the fall, as I might pass out during. Then, splat! I'd rather not, but with my luck, it'd be all three. Like, ya know, the distiller tank up on the hillsid...
by mistah willies
Mon Jun 10, 2019 7:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 547
Views: 15192

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

oettinger wrote:
Mon Jun 10, 2019 5:42 am
Lush City wrote:
Sun Jun 09, 2019 9:32 pm

You peoples are crazy!
And you are some kind of model citizen. Go to skype again Lush man, we need your company!
As Lush would have it, it's wee.

Wee peoples are crazy. Now grab a glass and settle in.
It's going to be a long ride
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 07, 2019 9:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 942
Views: 26801

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

I commited murder. Recently shopping for drink, this store cuts the 12 pack vodka cartons in half for easier acces, I always have to lift em into the cart thinking this won`t end well. And it didn`t by try 34. One bottle fell flat out. Booooom. Vodka over my shopping list, my feet, my hands... gett...
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 07, 2019 8:03 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 618
Views: 16299

Re: Shit we love:

Here's the track list from my new hardcore,synthpop, hip-hop album Harmonic Erections . Check it, yo. 01-The Enbonering (14:32) 02- Stifferific (3:39) 03- Morning Wooditude Interlude (3:39) 04- Cruzty Facialz (remix) feat. DJ Phudd Hammer (8:20) 05- Gonna Jizz (All Over This Joint) (4:06) 06- Boner...
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:16 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: chef boyardee chicken alfredo
Replies: 115
Views: 4055

Re: chef boyardee chicken alfredo

Mmmmm. Stinky Romulan cheeses. Come down to de ☆Stinky Empriun☆ where all your friggin smelliest dreams can come true. We got the Fromunder Fromage, we got your Limberger, we got the crumbly blues and the veiny greens, all dat. Don't get me started on the fermented shark fins and dongles. Plus, Tok...
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:05 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: THE CHASIST
Replies: 1748
Views: 43996

Re: THE CHASIST

Dear Booze wrote:
Mon Jun 03, 2019 8:59 pm
I used to think these guys were pretty funny.
I PREDICT most people think this is total shit.
They were/are so-

Humm

Laurie Anderson-ish
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:02 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we love:
Replies: 618
Views: 16299

Re: Shit we love:

The word "bone"

Verb, not noun so much. There should be an adverb. Boningly? Boneredly?

Hmmmm
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 07, 2019 2:00 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: Shit we are ambivalent about:
Replies: 232
Views: 7832

Re: Shit we are ambivalent about:

Flan.

Sorry, it had to be said.
But give me tiramisu any time, even when I'm passed out.
by mistah willies
Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:58 pm
Forum: Politics, Whining and Other Bullshit
Topic: Fuck it.
Replies: 50
Views: 4187

Re: Fuck it.

^ ^ ^

Looks like there's enough room for a private-party in there.

Btw, don't anyone fuck it or fuck off or fuck away.
Jeebus we're dropping like flies without pissy attrition as it is.

Bastuhds.
by mistah willies
Wed Jun 05, 2019 5:27 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 942
Views: 26801

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Spent the sunny hours in the pub drinking steadily with friends. Then went to see Martha Reeves & the Vandellas, who were great. Then drank more. Woke up this morning, watched a documentary on the Beat Farmers. Now...pub? Pub. Sunny hours. It's been warm here in Bangor (not the Wales one) I mowed t...
by mistah willies
Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:39 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 547
Views: 15192

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

Savage wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 12:01 am
Okay wait. Which one of you drinks pee?
If by "pee" you are referring to cheap-ass 'murrican beer, then that'd be me, on occasion.

Mmmmm, look: it's an occasion right now.

*hiccup*