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by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:07 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOME LAND 3 : POLARIS
Replies: 3
Views: 665

HOME LAND 3 : POLARIS

“Kimmer. What do you want for a present on this holiday ?” “Mom. I want my brother back before the New Year.” “Kimmer. What are you asking me to do?” “I want you to rescue him. I want him back here, on our island. To be with us.” “Oh.” “…sorry…” “This will not give me much time. Ok, ok. Wipe your ey...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:40 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOMELAND 2 : LOCKS
Replies: 3
Views: 377

HOMELAND 2 : LOCKS

Locks are made to keep good people honest… But you know me. This was from Emeralda: “Oh, my goodness! Whew! You made me Thirsty! Would you grab something form the fridge? Something for us both, I mean. Then, we should have round two? I need you inside me.” “What do you have in there? Just cheese and...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:47 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOMELAND 1 : CHEESE CAKE
Replies: 3
Views: 459

HOMELAND 1 : CHEESE CAKE

A good friend said to me, tonight: Durch deine eigene Hand willst du deinem Schicksal begegnen However, it sounded like this: Mit ka huna mit ka funa Forgive me, I’ve been reading/listening/hearing/drinking very badly. Well, except for the last part. It hasn’t been only tonight. Now, DRINK! with me....
by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 02, 2016 3:06 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING
Replies: 6
Views: 785

Re: TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING

We're not really talking about aircraft here, buddy,

...but as always, you can't but do the fact checking, and that is a true protector of this board. Keep searching, young man. You'll get it

drrrrink!
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:07 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING
Replies: 6
Views: 785

TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING

The next, few final chapters will be titled HOMELAND and when these are done, I will say goodbye to you, my good friend. Here is the start. When you are uncertain of your footing on a slippery slope into the uncanny valley, then you must find the stones to perdition that lead all the way down . That...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:29 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Terminus Chapter 7 : Rrrrrrrgh
Replies: 3
Views: 589

Terminus Chapter 7 : Rrrrrrrgh

For Luke . This was something that I had never expected. How could a man be expected to be stretched to the limit of loyalty and trust, and then begin to question the value of his fealty? Of course, I knew only one thing, which was this: I belonged to a Tribe. That there, when you find it, is someth...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:16 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Terminus Chapter 666 : Vituperitous
Replies: 0
Views: 1193

Terminus Chapter 666 : Vituperitous

For those of you who want to know the ending, well, the butler did it. For those few who have followed all this time, there is another version, and it is below form here. There is another reason that you have followed, and for that I thank you. This is not for any sort of recognition, fuck that. Thi...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:13 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK
Replies: 4
Views: 611

Re: TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK

Thank you for your kind nudge to get me to do this my good friends. well, except for that willies guy.

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by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:37 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK
Replies: 4
Views: 611

TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK

This here, this one of the final parts of this sordid tale, this is dedicated to a very good friend, in his dark time ahead. If you, dear reader of these ugly truths, if you have followed along all this while, then you yourself are no stranger to pain and despair. What is say about you? What do thes...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:14 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 4 WHO BETRAYS WHOM
Replies: 2
Views: 519

TERMINUS CH 4 WHO BETRAYS WHOM

Welcome to my personal hell. Nobody knows these things that I have done, except for those who are not with me anymore . And you. I am anonymous, because it protects. You know those poor bastards whom I am protecting by now, don’t you? Me? I have some things to face when I pass over to the other side...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Oct 23, 2016 6:45 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 3 : ANGER MGMT
Replies: 1
Views: 730

TERMINUS CH 3 : ANGER MGMT

It was never my intention to do harm to others. These things that have happened, these true incidents, …well, I was there when they occurred. I know, sounds like a bail out, huh. Perhaps it is, for me. However, it was not my intention to do harm on nayone else. Maybe I stayed behind in Fuckno after ...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sat Oct 22, 2016 6:34 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 2 SHIELDS AVENUE
Replies: 3
Views: 718

Re: TERMINUS CH 2 SHIELDS AVENUE

You know, probably shouldn't say this, but it's definitely not a spigot I can turn on or turn off.

But when there's a knock on the door, welcome the ghost in
by The Urbane Spaceman
Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:41 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 2 SHIELDS AVENUE
Replies: 3
Views: 718

TERMINUS CH 2 SHIELDS AVENUE

There must exist some certain intoxication for those who have a thing called “Charisma” …or at least they think that they have that thing. Why else would they pursue it when they really have nothing to contribute to the rest of us? Me? I do not write about these horrible things for the sake of atten...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Thu Oct 13, 2016 6:34 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 1
Replies: 5
Views: 676

Re: TERMINUS CH 1

Your fealty is much appreciated, good men. Gods help us all.
by The Urbane Spaceman
Mon Oct 10, 2016 4:47 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 1
Replies: 5
Views: 676

TERMINUS CH 1

In this true story of my sordid past, it became clear that the far west of here is still wild. This final part of all these Injun Modern Drunkard true tales/written oral tradition occurred in them 1980’s, but it must be that we ‘Murricans are all still wild over here. Bacchus help us all . We began ...