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by The Urbane Spaceman
Thu Sep 07, 2017 6:00 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: FUCKYES CH END
Replies: 3
Views: 2135

FUCKYES CH END

We done here. I got it, I had it in my hands. Then I said, sorry baby, this never happened before. Then it was gone. I tried to get it back up, but even my boys lost trust. I sold my shit. I sold it a piece at a time, no one noticed. Then, they raised their eyebrows. Shit disappeared. I owed money f...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Thu Aug 31, 2017 7:46 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Fuckyes CH 2: Whining At Losing
Replies: 2
Views: 1901

Fuckyes CH 2: Whining At Losing

Don’t lose to learn how to win. Too much math. Fuck that shit. Then you become winner at losing. No time for that. Life is short. Get solid with one game. One game. Don’t dick around. What makes your enemies weak? That’s what you learn. Get in close. Make your play. Better odds. She didn’t like just...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:03 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: FUCKYES CH 1
Replies: 1
Views: 1857

FUCKYES CH 1

"Pour connaître le pouvoir curatif de la Boisson, il faut tout d'abord nous familiariser avec l'aridité de l'horreur". FUCKYES CH 1 I knew that fucker Weeee-ill from back in High School. That was where we got high. All the fucking time. Then he left . He left after he fucked my bitch. I found that ...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Aug 06, 2017 6:32 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: A RETURN TO FUCKNO: Coming Sooon
Replies: 1
Views: 1055

A RETURN TO FUCKNO: Coming Sooon

A RETURN TO FUCKNO OR HARD GAINED AND EASILY LOST CHAPTER SOON Nothing at all stopped when I left that damned, dry, dusty desert. I had nothing to do with anything. I am not legally gulpable. I’m illegally gulpable. Care for a shot? Drink it like you mean it or get the fuck out of Fuckno . In a wor...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Jan 15, 2017 9:17 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: ENDING of the ZID CHAPTERS
Replies: 5
Views: 1054

ENDING of the ZID CHAPTERS

This is the ending to these tales I’ve been telling you all these years, and this one is dedicated to Sir Patrick Tilbury . It is proper to say thank you to those of you whom have read these TLDR things, Goblet you. Chalice. I am no one. I will continue to be No One. Palinka enjoyed Placebo. I do as...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 30, 2016 7:07 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOME LAND 3 : POLARIS
Replies: 3
Views: 828

HOME LAND 3 : POLARIS

“Kimmer. What do you want for a present on this holiday ?” “Mom. I want my brother back before the New Year.” “Kimmer. What are you asking me to do?” “I want you to rescue him. I want him back here, on our island. To be with us.” “Oh.” “…sorry…” “This will not give me much time. Ok, ok. Wipe your ey...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 23, 2016 7:40 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOMELAND 2 : LOCKS
Replies: 3
Views: 545

HOMELAND 2 : LOCKS

Locks are made to keep good people honest… But you know me. This was from Emeralda: “Oh, my goodness! Whew! You made me Thirsty! Would you grab something form the fridge? Something for us both, I mean. Then, we should have round two? I need you inside me.” “What do you have in there? Just cheese and...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sat Dec 10, 2016 7:47 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: HOMELAND 1 : CHEESE CAKE
Replies: 3
Views: 581

HOMELAND 1 : CHEESE CAKE

A good friend said to me, tonight: Durch deine eigene Hand willst du deinem Schicksal begegnen However, it sounded like this: Mit ka huna mit ka funa Forgive me, I’ve been reading/listening/hearing/drinking very badly. Well, except for the last part. It hasn’t been only tonight. Now, DRINK! with me....
by The Urbane Spaceman
Fri Dec 02, 2016 3:06 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING
Replies: 6
Views: 1022

Re: TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING

We're not really talking about aircraft here, buddy,

...but as always, you can't but do the fact checking, and that is a true protector of this board. Keep searching, young man. You'll get it

drrrrink!
by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Nov 27, 2016 6:07 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING
Replies: 6
Views: 1022

TERMINUS CH 8 : HOMELAND ENDING

The next, few final chapters will be titled HOMELAND and when these are done, I will say goodbye to you, my good friend. Here is the start. When you are uncertain of your footing on a slippery slope into the uncanny valley, then you must find the stones to perdition that lead all the way down . That...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Wed Nov 23, 2016 1:29 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Terminus Chapter 7 : Rrrrrrrgh
Replies: 3
Views: 728

Terminus Chapter 7 : Rrrrrrrgh

For Luke . This was something that I had never expected. How could a man be expected to be stretched to the limit of loyalty and trust, and then begin to question the value of his fealty? Of course, I knew only one thing, which was this: I belonged to a Tribe. That there, when you find it, is someth...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:16 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: Terminus Chapter 666 : Vituperitous
Replies: 0
Views: 5913

Terminus Chapter 666 : Vituperitous

For those of you who want to know the ending, well, the butler did it. For those few who have followed all this time, there is another version, and it is below form here. There is another reason that you have followed, and for that I thank you. This is not for any sort of recognition, fuck that. Thi...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Nov 22, 2016 10:13 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK
Replies: 4
Views: 798

Re: TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK

Thank you for your kind nudge to get me to do this my good friends. well, except for that willies guy.

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by The Urbane Spaceman
Sun Nov 13, 2016 7:37 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK
Replies: 4
Views: 798

TERMINUS CH 5 : DARK

This here, this one of the final parts of this sordid tale, this is dedicated to a very good friend, in his dark time ahead. If you, dear reader of these ugly truths, if you have followed along all this while, then you yourself are no stranger to pain and despair. What is say about you? What do thes...
by The Urbane Spaceman
Tue Nov 08, 2016 10:14 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: TERMINUS CH 4 WHO BETRAYS WHOM
Replies: 2
Views: 632

TERMINUS CH 4 WHO BETRAYS WHOM

Welcome to my personal hell. Nobody knows these things that I have done, except for those who are not with me anymore . And you. I am anonymous, because it protects. You know those poor bastards whom I am protecting by now, don’t you? Me? I have some things to face when I pass over to the other side...