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by Maj
Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:56 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk
Replies: 199
Views: 31285

Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

#198 Went for wings after my son's grade 8 graduation. Was undrunk throughout the grad but wings begs beers and so I*'m true to fuckin form. Wife said "are you ok to drive?', obligatory response is "get in the fuckin van." No shit, I got on the boulevard, stopped at the stop sign like a champ, and h...
by Maj
Mon Jun 30, 2014 8:47 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: This weekend's con-cock-shuns
Replies: 5
Views: 875

Re: This weekend's con-cock-shuns

The weekend is still in effect;

The Stella squirt
One cold can of Stella Artois
drink until gone

Grab a cleanish glass
pour rye into said glass
add ice cubes
splash of coke or pepsi to colour

holy fuck I'm drunk

let the fun begin
by Maj
Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:44 pm
Forum: Astonishing New Drink Recipes
Topic: This weekend's con-cock-shuns
Replies: 5
Views: 875

This weekend's con-cock-shuns

1. A jigger of Tanqueray (pour freehand) two squozes of lime a few bruised mint leaves motherfuckin' ice cubes fill highball glass with Pelligrini water wait drink repeat 2. Juice of 4 grapefruits Juice of Tanqueray Ice d'cubes enjoy 3. Angostura Rum Ice Caffiene free diet pepsi Happy Canada Day!
by Maj
Sun Jun 29, 2014 8:36 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Survival ain't easy
Replies: 3
Views: 671

Re: Survival ain't easy

JimLahey wrote:Great post Rick.
Been years since I hurled from boozing. I'm too cheap I guess.
Why would you hurl from liquor? You are the liquor. You pissed yourself many a time though.
by Maj
Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:45 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: I stand behind my decision
Replies: 0
Views: 653

I stand behind my decision

Ok I invited a friend to my parents cottage at Balm Beach for the weekend. Unbenounced to me he decides to bring his new girlfriend. No offence to our mentally challenged drunks out there but she was a fucking retard in the best sense of the word. In fact, she was so retarded that she made my friend...
by Maj
Wed Jun 11, 2014 9:19 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Survival ain't easy
Replies: 3
Views: 671

Survival ain't easy

The art of getting hammered is only relevant if you can survive the night. I don't need to tell you that the number one cause of death among drunks all over the world is aspiration of vomit. I routinely save myself at least once or twice a year, sometime more. The key is to wake up and cough it up. ...
by Maj
Thu May 08, 2014 4:08 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Glass? Or the Bottle?
Replies: 39
Views: 1003

Re: The Glass? Or the Bottle?

If it's wine I prefer to drink straight from the box.

I once knew a quadriplegic who drank from a straw. Who knew there were advantages?

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by Maj
Tue May 06, 2014 4:11 pm
Forum: Drinking Stories
Topic: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk
Replies: 199
Views: 31285

Re: One Hundred Things I've Done While Drunk

Great topic. Mind if I chime in? Ah hazy memories . . . #135 Gave my Mp3 player to a Cuban bartender and then reported it stolen to the resort management the next day. #136 Told the bouncers in a Montreal bar that there was a fight outside, locked the door and took over the microphone while a buddy ...