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by Another Tipsy Sailor
Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:51 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Movies That We Are Looking Forward To...
Replies: 25
Views: 1627

Re: Movies That We Are Looking Forward To...

Just saw a preview for "Inherent Vice." Looks good to me.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:49 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Ask Savage
Replies: 1281
Views: 135731

Re: Ask Savage

Savage:

What song, if any, is inappropriate to yell along with from the juke box at last call?

Asking for a friend.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Thu Dec 18, 2014 10:45 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People say I swear too much.
Replies: 18
Views: 4770

Re: People say I swear too much.

Fucking a right.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Wed Dec 17, 2014 9:40 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Booze vs Hair
Replies: 9
Views: 561

Re: Booze vs Hair

Took me a few years after leaving the Navy before I could grow my hair past regs.
Same story with getting drunk and breaking out the clippers.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 7:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunken Gaming
Replies: 13
Views: 702

Re: Drunken Gaming

Nothing like poker in the backroom of a third world cantina near the port.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:00 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People say I swear too much.
Replies: 18
Views: 4770

Re: People say I swear too much.

Vultures have a fucking ferociously acidic digestive system and intestines loaded with two fiendish motherfucking kinds of bacteria.
They'd probably be fun to drink with.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Movies That We Are Looking Forward To...
Replies: 25
Views: 1627

Re: Movies That We Are Looking Forward To...

He hasn't directed a movie since Dracula: Dead and Loving It.
He did produce Spaceballs: The Animated Series, although I haven't seen it.

I'm probably going to go see The Interview when it comes out. If only because fuck North Korea.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 2:12 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People say I swear too much.
Replies: 18
Views: 4770

Re: People say I swear too much.

You're fucking right I'm gonna drink this, you goddamn vulture.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:01 pm
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: People say I swear too much.
Replies: 18
Views: 4770

People say I swear too much.

Fucking pansies.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: To what and/or whom are you toasting, tonight?
Replies: 532
Views: 29680

Re: To what are you toasting, tonight?

Tonight I toast the birthdays of Beethoven, Jane Austen, Arthur C. Clarke, Phillip K. Dick, Bill Hicks, and the pornographic actress Shane.
Tonight I toast the memories of Colonel Sanders, Sylvester, and those kids killed by the teetotalling Taliban.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 12:14 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: I call it Vera...
Replies: 9
Views: 1239

Re: I call it Vera...

Palinka wrote:Hemmingway would have liked it.
That just blew my mind.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Tue Dec 16, 2014 10:58 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Movies That We Are Looking Forward To...
Replies: 25
Views: 1627

Re: Movies That We Are Looking Forward To...

The funniest thing to me about this Exodus movie is that, with Christian Bale playing Moses, the most historically accurate Moses in a Hollywood movie is Mel Brooks in History of World Part One. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TAtRCJIqnk As for me, I'm looking forward to In The Heart of the Sea. ht...
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Sun Dec 14, 2014 11:32 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 906
Views: 97306

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

As you can see, we are still around, and The Magazine is now onto Vol.2. (So,why not do yourself a favour and take out a subscription?). I hope that your stay in rehab wasn't too traumatic and that you were able to quickly find a decent bar in which to catch up. ... Aren't we all; literally or figu...
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How Do You Want to be Found Dead?
Replies: 90
Views: 4388

Re: How Do You Want to be Found Dead?

Eaten by a shark who dies of alcohol poisoning thereafter.
by Another Tipsy Sailor
Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...
Replies: 906
Views: 97306

Re: New to The Board? Then introduce yourself here...

Ahoy there, shipmates. I got myself thinking about the good old Modern Drunkard recently (while in rehab) and wondered if it was still around. So now that I'm out I looked it up, and lo and behold, here you magnificent bastards are. Looking forward to catching up with this forum. As for me... I'm ju...