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by Red
Mon Mar 21, 2005 9:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I'm horrible
Replies: 12
Views: 1002

Tell the hardest truth first, as they advised on Twin Peaks... take your lumps and go on from there. Shit'll eat you up from the inside otherwise. Who needs that?

Assuming that telling the truth won't get you murdered, btw...
by Red
Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:26 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: best nite ever
Replies: 14
Views: 1244

Stealing is not cool.

X is like acid with training wheels that don't come off.

Join the ByteBrothers list and we'll chat more openly:

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by Red
Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:23 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: SPRING BREAK MEGA POST
Replies: 3
Views: 489

Those six-foot deep holes in the sand are great until they SLAP shut on you! Then you're three inches of agate type in the local paper and that's the end of your story.
by Red
Mon Mar 21, 2005 8:15 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Lookie what I've got....
Replies: 16
Views: 1402

I saw them open for Spinal Tap back in 74!!!
by Red
Mon Mar 21, 2005 7:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: best nite ever
Replies: 14
Views: 1244

You can shine your shoes
And wear a suit
You can comb your hair
And look quite cute
You can hide your face
Behind a smile
One thing you can't hide
Is when you're crippled inside
by Red
Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I think the apartment upstairs from me is cursed
Replies: 10
Views: 1016

If his behavior is affecting your peaceful enjoyment of your rental property, a word to the landlord might be in order.

If he's had seven years to come to grips that he's not childless any more and hasn't made any progress, nuke him.

My humble opinion...
by Red
Mon Mar 21, 2005 6:31 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: What to do with an f'd-up Monday? ICE DOWN AN 18-PACK!!!
Replies: 8
Views: 566

What to do with an f'd-up Monday? ICE DOWN AN 18-PACK!!!

Today was a Monday and a half. It's been a while since I bought an 18-pack since a 12-pack seemed too meager. I don't drink a lot of beer between one summer and the next. But, Christ, what a fucked-up day this was. I did everything I need to get done today and I just want to check out for 12-18 hour...
by Red
Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i cant get drunk
Replies: 18
Views: 1433

Inauspicious alignment of the planets. Gotta be it.
by Red
Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: My new shirt
Replies: 18
Views: 1271

Did you read where a twenty-foot shark bit some dude in half the other day in Australia..?
by Red
Sun Mar 20, 2005 9:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Let down and shut out
Replies: 25
Views: 2145

Love is an illusion. Don't be pissed off at a mirage because you're still thirsty. http://www.goodvibes.com

Everything *does* suck but there's no use in dwelling on the fact.
by Red
Sun Mar 20, 2005 12:08 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: mmmm....pizza
Replies: 21
Views: 1588

hmm... ten o'clock here now... if I start dough now I can make pizza for dinner...
by Red
Sat Mar 19, 2005 11:13 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Stone Old Guardian
Replies: 3
Views: 318

"Thank you, God." ..?
by Red
Sat Mar 19, 2005 4:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If horror movies were beer...
Replies: 8
Views: 779

I watched "Village of the Damned" last night. MGD at the very least.. high end would be Newcastle Brown... it's the movie with the scary little kids with glowing eyes...