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by Red
Sun May 08, 2011 6:58 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE
Replies: 171
Views: 24374

Re: BEST DRUNK DIAL QUOTE/LINE

DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH?

(thud)
by Red
Sun May 08, 2011 6:56 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Shot Thread
Replies: 3838
Views: 210039

Re: Shot Thread

I'll go a shot of some weird, weird South American banana-and-toucan-sh!t liqueur with bizarre and as-yet undocumented psychedelic powers. Salut!
by Red
Sun May 24, 2009 1:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hey folks...it's 190.
Replies: 14
Views: 391

Re: Hey folks...it's 190.

Hope you're doing well... I'll lift a Tecate for you while I bbq later... maybe several... but one @ a time...
by Red
Sun May 03, 2009 12:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hired, at last!
Replies: 11
Views: 289

Re: Hired, at last!

Look at you.
by Red
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:46 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Anybody want some dominos?.......fuckin yuck
Replies: 15
Views: 455

Re: Anybody want some dominos?.......fuckin yuck

Visualize the MILLIONS of dollars in lost revenue... why would anyone order Dominos again, ever?
by Red
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: A little too far?
Replies: 39
Views: 925

Re: A little too far?

There is no right and there is no wrong. Staying @ home and drinking sounds OK to me. Friends are overrated anyway.
by Red
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drinking vs sleep
Replies: 57
Views: 1299

Re: Drinking vs sleep

Take a night off if you're feeling the effects. Sleep will take care of itself. Try and kick your boots off before you pass out for additional style points. Passing out ON the bed suggests that you're in control of your drinking.
by Red
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Anything here? You decide.
Replies: 7
Views: 278

Re: Anything here? You decide.

Severe lack of style.
by Red
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Got fired this morning
Replies: 20
Views: 716

Re: Got fired this morning

Huh. I need a custodial job. Something I can do with no one watching me. And no pressure from overpaid executives who cannot plan anything ahead.

What are you drinking? Need any ice?
by Red
Wed Apr 22, 2009 12:37 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...
Replies: 16
Views: 711

Re: while i'm here, drunkards who don't mind me stalking them...

Who are you and why are you calling me? And how did you know I was loaded..?
by Red
Mon Apr 20, 2009 1:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Pot heads got 4:20.... but
Replies: 27
Views: 577

Re: Pot heads got 4:20.... but

I only drink on days that end with a "y".
by Red
Thu Apr 16, 2009 2:30 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: If you need to clear out your tear ducts...
Replies: 15
Views: 605

Re: If you need to clear out your tear ducts...

I may have gotten choked up watching that. But, really, white wine? No need to get degenerate...

(White wine is a bizarre novelty)
by Red
Wed Apr 15, 2009 12:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: the slow guzzle
Replies: 11
Views: 314

Re: the slow guzzle

Pacing is everything.
by Red
Sat Apr 11, 2009 4:44 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Beer at mcDonald's?
Replies: 60
Views: 4178

Re: Beer at mcDonald's?

Somewhere (India?) McD's has lamb burgers... sign me up for a couple of those. And a McBeer.

Let's be serious, at least six McBeers. Can I get a carrier for those? Thanks.
by Red
Thu Apr 02, 2009 12:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Perfect drinking occasions
Replies: 11
Views: 259

Re: Perfect drinking occasions

Early spring. You pound the shit out of your garden all day long, preparing for planting. By the end of the day you are sweaty, tired and covered with dirt. 1. A hot shower. 2. Clean clothing. 3. A sink full of ice and decent bottled beer. 4. Order a pepperoni and anchovy pizza. 5. Eat heartily and ...