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by Red
Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:59 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I'm ashamed to admit it but...
Replies: 92
Views: 1893

Re: I'm ashamed to admit it but...

I would only lose respect for her if she wanted me drink a 12-pack of Bud Lite prior to the golden/watersports thing. Ew. Kinky. Not into that. Less into Bud lite.
by Red
Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:52 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Holy....SHIT!
Replies: 11
Views: 310

Re: Holy....SHIT!

OG is mighty sad even for pretend Italian place. You can find some locally owned real Italian place instead of that corporate Soylent Green eatery.

IMHO.

Actually, I was thinking that hitting a Mexican place on St. Patrick's Day and an Irish place on Cinco De Mayo would be the suave way to go...
by Red
Thu Mar 05, 2009 12:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Hi, I'm Beethoven.
Replies: 19
Views: 358

Re: Hi, I'm Beethoven.

Greetings. New guy buys. I'll have a Tsingtao, thanks.
by Red
Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:21 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Michael Phelps- Party Animal!
Replies: 39
Views: 1077

Re: Michael Phelps- Party Animal!

MORAL OUTRAGE! HOW COULD HE! HOW DARE HE! OMG! snort, paw ground... wtf he should have told people to chill out, dope prohibition was a dumb idea meant to give newly out-of-work Revenue Agents jobs. The only story was that Michael Phelps has at least one ultra-dumb if not malicious friend. No, don't...
by Red
Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Is it worth it?
Replies: 19
Views: 407

Re: Is it worth it?

I sense 70s bush. Proceed w caution, young Jedi.
by Red
Fri Feb 06, 2009 7:14 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: TGIF
Replies: 5
Views: 180

TGIF

Ran out of anything alcoholic a week ago. Today I bought a case of red wine and a handle of cheap Trader Joe's vodka. Last night along the river banks The floods of Spring have risen. Great warships and huge barges Float as lightly as feathers. Before, nothing could move them from the mud. Today the...
by Red
Sun Feb 01, 2009 10:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Superbowl Eats
Replies: 10
Views: 199

Re: Superbowl Eats

Guacamole, salsa, tortilla chips, potato chips and dip, Fritos Scoops and Texas Caviar... some crackers and cheeses which I didn't touch... no beer, no alcohol. Leaving me undrunk, which is always a unique feeling.
by Red
Mon Jan 26, 2009 10:21 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 5 fucking years
Replies: 31
Views: 990

Re: 5 fucking years

Time flies when you're wasted...
by Red
Sat Jan 24, 2009 6:09 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Am I Cleared for Landing?
Replies: 9
Views: 204

Re: Am I Cleared for Landing?

FUck yes, glide 'er in. Take any runway you like.
by Red
Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:25 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: New member
Replies: 12
Views: 257

Re: New member

Welcome. New guy buys, I'll have a Tsingtao. You're moving to Ireland? How did you manage that?
by Red
Fri Jan 16, 2009 10:35 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Closure
Replies: 11
Views: 301

Re: Closure

Salut!
by Red
Thu Jan 15, 2009 3:33 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The say what's on your mind thread ....
Replies: 5420
Views: 211902

Re: The say what's on your mind thread ....

Say what's on my mind? That's what got me banned from my regular chat board for a week+. Fuck 'em if they can't take a fucking joke.

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by Red
Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:14 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What I have learned...
Replies: 3
Views: 185

Re: What I have learned...

If you have a cute case guys at least are genetically wired to jump on it. It's like breathing, they just cannot resist it. What I have learned: I must have been insane to think that my frequenting Le Pub would ever, EVER come up in my divorce trial, which never took place.. just an exchange (from m...
by Red
Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 30 [or whatever] year old crisis...
Replies: 39
Views: 797

Re: 30 [or whatever] year old crisis...

Dude, life begins at 30...
by Red
Fri Jan 09, 2009 2:08 pm
Forum: Our Fallen Comrades
Topic: 10 High
Replies: 176
Views: 57113

Re: Just so you know...

Holy hell, Mrs. Flask, I am so sorry to read this. Last thing I expected. Very sorry that this happened.