Giving up the Quinn & Tooties 'cause the band ain't irish, they charge cover, serve 7 oz Guinuess for $7 and they don't have the hot young missies working there anymore. I always ran into somebody I know, that;s a downside. Will go to Graydon's and sip Lionhead and curse the boghoppers and hell yes ...

Ya know who I'd like to kick all the way from here to the land of the rising sun? Yeah, that's right, old imprison-American-citizens FDR, and I'll throw in a freebie ass-kicking for his old lady, who loved the oppressed, unless their ancestors came from Japan. Why, I think I'll just drive right up ...

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Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:06 pm

The thought alone makes you suspicious

Crazy thoughts is what I come for.

It's a cold and sunny Friday afternoon, me and a old bottle of Corner Creek are gonna go out and have a talk on the porch.

Gentlemen, let's give a big round of applause to MISS BRANDY LA FRANCE! No seriously, I haven't had a drink since August 3 2004, and I don't miss it, not a bit. In fact, I have this coin to show you that I always carry with me in the wallet to commemorate, what's this? Oh, that's the kids, and Marga...

I think we have the same sawbones. Cheers Sweetie, screw the Cipro.

Tequila and Squirt i got limes this is a good way to spend fridays when I don't have to suffer what's coming at work but in my den with a Bloody Mary which is already mixed tomorrow morning

Careful. Dick Cheney might confuse you for a man sized quail and spray you in the gizzard with #2 bird shot. Perhaps the question should be: which President would you most like to drink and smoke doobies with while ice fishing? Perhaps Chris Rock's greatest quip: "You know you a pimp when you shoot...

Hay guyz, I had one of these last night. It wasn't that bad. That may be helped because I had a cold 24 oz of Colt .45 beforehand, though. You know what the selling point of this was, for me? It comes in 1 QUART (32oz) cans for the same price as the other hobo beers, which is 2 for $3.50. I like to...

Welcome back! I'm thinking Sailor Jerry, Marashino juice and the grapefruit blended with ice would fix you right up!

Any of 'em called Hitler by a mob.

Is there a secret development program where we create newer, scarier, Hitlers? I'll admit the Mittler didn't make the cut, but is there such a program? A secret facility? In a lair? Run by Dick Cheney?

Because that would be awesome.

Pitchers and catchers report next week.

Not approving of any of this.

BTW, when does your mother and sister begin their 'act''?

Kamchatka vodka and diet coke. Use Crystal Palace when available.

Binge drinking; quietly watching the windy winter woods.

Time-warped backed to the court-ordered ecstasy of years passed to see this when I was expecting to enter the bar and bitch. Not you baby. Howdy. Welcome! Everclear, Sailor, lemon juice, equal parts, battered and bruised with ice in a Corckcycle mug which is my new favorite shaking vessel, allowed t...

Kraken and Squirt iced and shaken poured neat as I'm in that rut.

I hope you all are in a place of joy, I am; henny penny was right.

Cheers!