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by Smatter Noguts
Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Happy St Patrick's Day!
Replies: 141
Views: 4428

Re: St. Patty's Day weekend.

Giving up the Quinn & Tooties 'cause the band ain't irish, they charge cover, serve 7 oz Guinuess for $7 and they don't have the hot young missies working there anymore. I always ran into somebody I know, that;s a downside. Will go to Graydon's and sip Lionhead and curse the boghoppers and hell yes ...
by Smatter Noguts
Wed Mar 15, 2017 6:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
Replies: 94
Views: 5417

Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?

Ya know who I'd like to kick all the way from here to the land of the rising sun? Yeah, that's right, old imprison-American-citizens FDR, and I'll throw in a freebie ass-kicking for his old lady, who loved the oppressed, unless their ancestors came from Japan. Why, I think I'll just drive right up ...
by Smatter Noguts
Fri Mar 10, 2017 3:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: How I plan to stop drinking
Replies: 14
Views: 921

Re: How I plan to stop drinking

oettinger wrote:
Fri Mar 10, 2017 12:06 pm
The thought alone makes you suspicious
Crazy thoughts is what I come for.

It's a cold and sunny Friday afternoon, me and a old bottle of Corner Creek are gonna go out and have a talk on the porch.
by Smatter Noguts
Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:10 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 396
Views: 36279

Re: The Hole

Gentlemen, let's give a big round of applause to MISS BRANDY LA FRANCE! No seriously, I haven't had a drink since August 3 2004, and I don't miss it, not a bit. In fact, I have this coin to show you that I always carry with me in the wallet to commemorate, what's this? Oh, that's the kids, and Marga...
by Smatter Noguts
Sat Mar 04, 2017 7:09 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Breaking all the rules
Replies: 4
Views: 336

Re: Breaking all the rules

I think we have the same sawbones. Cheers Sweetie, screw the Cipro.
by Smatter Noguts
Fri Mar 03, 2017 8:09 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: What are you drinking right now?
Replies: 9339
Views: 507170

Re: What are you drinking right now?

Tequila and Squirt i got limes this is a good way to spend fridays when I don't have to suffer what's coming at work but in my den with a Bloody Mary which is already mixed tomorrow morning
by Smatter Noguts
Fri Mar 03, 2017 3:38 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
Replies: 94
Views: 5417

Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?

Careful. Dick Cheney might confuse you for a man sized quail and spray you in the gizzard with #2 bird shot. Perhaps the question should be: which President would you most like to drink and smoke doobies with while ice fishing? Perhaps Chris Rock's greatest quip: "You know you a pimp when you shoot...
by Smatter Noguts
Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Milwaukee's Best Ice now at a higher ABV
Replies: 6
Views: 572

Re: Milwaukee's Best Ice now at a higher ABV

Hay guyz, I had one of these last night. It wasn't that bad. That may be helped because I had a cold 24 oz of Colt .45 beforehand, though. You know what the selling point of this was, for me? It comes in 1 QUART (32oz) cans for the same price as the other hobo beers, which is 2 for $3.50. I like to...
by Smatter Noguts
Wed Mar 01, 2017 5:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Wellsonoabitch....
Replies: 12
Views: 858

Re: Wellsonoabitch....

Welcome back! I'm thinking Sailor Jerry, Marashino juice and the grapefruit blended with ice would fix you right up!
by Smatter Noguts
Mon Feb 27, 2017 3:55 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Which President would you most like to fist fight?
Replies: 94
Views: 5417

Re: Which President would you most like to fist fight?

Any of 'em called Hitler by a mob.

Is there a secret development program where we create newer, scarier, Hitlers? I'll admit the Mittler didn't make the cut, but is there such a program? A secret facility? In a lair? Run by Dick Cheney?

Because that would be awesome.
by Smatter Noguts
Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:04 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 30 minute challenge
Replies: 22
Views: 1398

Re: 30 minute challenge

Pitchers and catchers report next week.
by Smatter Noguts
Tue Feb 14, 2017 9:01 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The Hole
Replies: 396
Views: 36279

Re: The Hole

Not approving of any of this.

BTW, when does your mother and sister begin their 'act''?
by Smatter Noguts
Sun Feb 12, 2017 2:17 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Sunday
Replies: 1366
Views: 79419

Re: Sunday

Kamchatka vodka and diet coke. Use Crystal Palace when available.

Binge drinking; quietly watching the windy winter woods.
by Smatter Noguts
Thu Feb 09, 2017 7:25 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Drunk Driving
Replies: 20
Views: 1580

Re: Drunk Driving

Time-warped backed to the court-ordered ecstasy of years passed to see this when I was expecting to enter the bar and bitch. Not you baby. Howdy. Welcome! Everclear, Sailor, lemon juice, equal parts, battered and bruised with ice in a Corckcycle mug which is my new favorite shaking vessel, allowed t...
by Smatter Noguts
Thu Feb 02, 2017 8:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: DRINK! to FKR
Replies: 23
Views: 1206

Re: DRINK! to FKR

Kraken and Squirt iced and shaken poured neat as I'm in that rut.

I hope you all are in a place of joy, I am; henny penny was right.

Cheers!