I paid a pudload for the mix i bought so i made myself finish it this weekend. Turns out, my initial mistake was in following directions. I tripled the recommended ratio of vodak and wound up loving that shit. Next, Treetop's recipe...

I am a goddamn convert, after all.

I dunno. I think it all depends on the individual. By the accounts of his contemporaries, George Jones, for instance, was the worst case anybody ever witnessed. Booze and drugs on a rare scale. Hated exercise, and refused. Most of those who were trying to clean him up are now dead. Me, i exercise an...

I delayed trying to get a room until a few weeks ago... the courtyard marriot is booked a long with every other room within 3 miles of downtown. Bummer. I'll cab it, but...mild downer. Must be UT homecoming or something.

peetie44 wrote:This thread is AWESOME!

Btw...can we drink now...?

To the Ask Savage thread!!

Beer, XX, and a shot, Weller's. Fuck the rye bourbons! Wheat, bitches!!

The board seems to be on life support. This mini may be...important. One way or another...

Smatter Noguts wrote:For a week-long paddle into the deep woods to commune with the Loons.

What are the chances this is a euphemistic phrase for medically supervised detox?

I think that pimp up yonder done out-pimped Fred Mertz. And THAT motherfucker was a PIMP!

ThirstyDrunk wrote:

Rabies wrote:I have kept every bottle cap from every bottle of beer I have ever drank

All 6 of 'em?

Tole me he's got a coors light cap and one from a bud light lime.

Gotta do whatya gotta do, boozy. Sorry the great times are suspended. The river will flow again, compadre.

I'm relieved to know it was just monkeys...

...and they're shitting all over me. They're perched on my shoulders and my head, and on the tips of my shoes. Pooping away. They always come back. Every fucking Monday of my life.

Shitpidgins.

Thank god they can't stand the smell of liquor. It's the only thing that drives them away.

One for the Frog wrote:

Musta been some wave! Looks like a great place to drink. Cheers, y'all!

Beer and a shot. Still no better way to get there...

Im pretty sure you need to grow the mullet back, grow out the sideburns, and do a WEAVE. SIDEBULLETS!!!