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by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:34 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: i have never had a bloody mary
Replies: 71
Views: 5523

Re: i have never had a bloody mary

I paid a pudload for the mix i bought so i made myself finish it this weekend. Turns out, my initial mistake was in following directions. I tripled the recommended ratio of vodak and wound up loving that shit. Next, Treetop's recipe...

I am a goddamn convert, after all.
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Losing Weight, Staying fit? Of course while drunk!
Replies: 34
Views: 2172

Re: Losing Weight, Staying fit? Of course while drunk!

I dunno. I think it all depends on the individual. By the accounts of his contemporaries, George Jones, for instance, was the worst case anybody ever witnessed. Booze and drugs on a rare scale. Hated exercise, and refused. Most of those who were trying to clean him up are now dead. Me, i exercise an...
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Tue Sep 04, 2012 6:12 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Mini-Convention - October 2012 - New & Improved with PICS!
Replies: 154
Views: 13559

Re: Mini-Convention - October 2012

I delayed trying to get a room until a few weeks ago... the courtyard marriot is booked a long with every other room within 3 miles of downtown. Bummer. I'll cab it, but...mild downer. Must be UT homecoming or something.
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Wed Aug 29, 2012 4:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: why is savage asking so many questions?
Replies: 25
Views: 1028

Re: why is savage asking so many questions?

peetie44 wrote:This thread is AWESOME!

Btw...can we drink now...?
To the Ask Savage thread!!
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:46 pm
Forum: The Art of Getting Hammered
Topic: Shot Thread
Replies: 3874
Views: 245416

Re: Shot Thread

Beer, XX, and a shot, Weller's. Fuck the rye bourbons! Wheat, bitches!!
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Thu Aug 23, 2012 8:25 pm
Forum: Drinking Events
Topic: Mini-Convention - October 2012 - New & Improved with PICS!
Replies: 154
Views: 13559

Re: Mini-Convention - October 2012

The board seems to be on life support. This mini may be...important. One way or another...
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:13 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Packing For The Boundary Waters
Replies: 3
Views: 196

Re: Packing For The Boundary Waters

Smatter Noguts wrote:For a week-long paddle into the deep woods to commune with the Loons.

What are the chances this is a euphemistic phrase for medically supervised detox?
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Thu Aug 23, 2012 4:00 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I Been Pimpin...
Replies: 8
Views: 405

Re: I Been Pimpin...

I think that pimp up yonder done out-pimped Fred Mertz. And THAT motherfucker was a PIMP!
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:40 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: collecting bottle caps
Replies: 32
Views: 1938

Re: collecting bottle caps

ThirstyDrunk wrote:
Rabies wrote:I have kept every bottle cap from every bottle of beer I have ever drank
All 6 of 'em?
Tole me he's got a coors light cap and one from a bud light lime.
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:36 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The holliday is over.
Replies: 3
Views: 212

Re: The holliday is over.

Gotta do whatya gotta do, boozy. Sorry the great times are suspended. The river will flow again, compadre.
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Tue Aug 21, 2012 9:32 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Screwball arrested!
Replies: 14
Views: 888

Re: Screwball arrested!

I'm relieved to know it was just monkeys...
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Mon Aug 20, 2012 1:03 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The shitpidgins have landed, Buble'
Replies: 1
Views: 264

The shitpidgins have landed, Buble'

...and they're shitting all over me. They're perched on my shoulders and my head, and on the tips of my shoes. Pooping away. They always come back. Every fucking Monday of my life.

Shitpidgins.

Thank god they can't stand the smell of liquor. It's the only thing that drives them away.
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:54 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Taking the boat to heaven
Replies: 17
Views: 754

Re: Taking the boat to heaven

One for the Frog wrote:Image
Musta been some wave! Looks like a great place to drink. Cheers, y'all!
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Sat Aug 18, 2012 3:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Gonna be a good Saturday!
Replies: 13
Views: 632

Re: Gonna be a good Saturday!

Beer and a shot. Still no better way to get there...
by Cliffie S. Bockerson
Fri Aug 17, 2012 6:57 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: HEY SCREWBALL!
Replies: 11
Views: 328

Re: HEY SCREWBALL!

Im pretty sure you need to grow the mullet back, grow out the sideburns, and do a WEAVE. SIDEBULLETS!!!