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by Savage
Sun Nov 29, 2020 1:04 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Reasons why I quit AA
Replies: 76
Views: 2891

Re: Reasons why I quit AA

One of my stepdaughters was ordered to go. She had to sit in a smoke-filled room, drink inky coffee, and listen to old people (late twenties to death) talk about hitting bottom, and then they would read from the big blue book. And then all the grownups would go across the street and buy booze. Who t...
by Savage
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:50 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I think I got roofied...
Replies: 20
Views: 627

Re: I think I got roofied...

P, they wanted your internal organs. It’s a thing. I read about it in the National BirdcageLiner Weekly. (At finer newsstands everywhere.)
by Savage
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:40 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: 2020 JUST GOT WORSE
Replies: 21
Views: 505

Re: 2020 JUST GOT WORSE

Keep us posted on the book. As a mere hobby writer, I admire anyone who can pull it all together.
by Savage
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:23 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts
Replies: 783
Views: 52532

Re: WOULD YOU RATHER... ... a game of sorts

oettinger wrote:
Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:38 pm
Would you rather be you or someone else?
I gotta be me! *obligatory
by Savage
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:21 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Things we're over...enough already!
Replies: 100
Views: 7944

Re: Things we're over...enough already!

We are over the Democrat Party and their collectivist agenda. Starting with your face mask and social distance, people are just not having it! It's going to come down to blood in the streets; People get ready, there's a train a coming You don't need no baggage, you just get on board All you need is...
by Savage
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:12 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.
Replies: 1621
Views: 93409

Re: Your day in a nutshell. Share please.

Walked the dog super drunk without a leash on it. Bitter old mid 60s lady walked her dog in the other direction. Our dog barked She swung her leash at my dog Both dogs freaked out She barked at me I should`ve barked and killed her Instead I was drunk and polite. Never again. Being polite Which bitc...
by Savage
Sun Nov 29, 2020 12:09 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards
Replies: 20
Views: 357

Re: No Sale for Habitual Drunkards

Where is this? Reminds me of when we landed onboard a new base and at the local grocery, I saw a sign on the cash register with names of people to not accept checks from, and their addresses. Also, some of the checks marked “refused”. Later that day, I delivered Avon products to a woman who wanted t...
by Savage
Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:47 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.
Replies: 15
Views: 321

Re: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.

After reading that long post, I’d say that fellow needs some bourbon and some grilled cheese.
by Savage
Sat Nov 28, 2020 11:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Today in my neighborhood...
Replies: 68
Views: 1314

Re: Today in my neighborhood...

I wear a farking mask because I do not want to die from your germs. I’m immune-compromised and wish to live to see my great grandchildren. Fek you and your freedumbs!
by Savage
Fri Nov 27, 2020 5:00 am
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Suggest a song
Replies: 6
Views: 85

Suggest a song

Had to leave bed, as could not sleep. Pain, it hurts me. (Daffy Duck)
What lullaby soothes you to slumberland? OOH! question mark worked! Capricious is my keyboard!
Listening to distant thunder rainstorm. Not really helping, but pleasant. '
make note. order new lappie from AAFES.
by Savage
Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:49 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.
Replies: 15
Views: 321

Re: Bad news: our friend, Veen, has passed away.

Aww bloody hell. I do not know the fella, but damn. So many of we drunks have passed on. Stinks.

RIP my brother. And all the others. Including Mr. Veen.
by Savage
Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:44 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: It's Friday, drunks.
Replies: 347
Views: 11855

Re: It's Friday, drunks.

My favorite fictional character. Aah, my lost innocence. Those were the days, my friend...
by Savage
Fri Nov 27, 2020 4:04 am
Forum: Not Booze Related
Topic: How old are you
Replies: 22
Views: 375

Re: How old are you

Oh, my gawd. My oldest stepchild is is the same age that I was when I discovered you wonderful drunkards! Reason to hoist another one, with a toast!
by Savage
Fri Nov 27, 2020 3:55 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: These are dark times
Replies: 31
Views: 832

Re: These are dark times

Thirsty, your avatar triggers me. I have seen that guy in my nightmares. We have voted. The votes have been counted. Then recounted. Then counted again. I grow weary. Do I have to say it... We suck. Will we have to watch video of a raving mad elderly man being dragged bodily from the national palace...
by Savage
Sat Nov 21, 2020 7:24 am
Forum: The Pub
Topic: These are dark times
Replies: 31
Views: 832

Re: Those are dark times.

It is indeed very bad times. Day drinking, alone, is no longer something to hide, but the norm. We rely on the brave and desperate people who deliver our supplies to our door, scurrying away before we can open the door. I sneezed into my mask (oh, yuck!) in Home Depot a while ago. I ducked my head i...