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by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: OOOOO....BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 794

Re: OOOOO....BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

Yeah, and he made them sound tuff. Like a trashcan. or that dude with no hair who cleans your house for free and winks at your wife and is totally not gay with that big earring and ripped physique at 85.

STOP MAKING ME LOOK BAD, MR CLEAN!
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:45 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I think that I'm going to a "bar"
Replies: 30
Views: 999

Re: I think that I'm going to a "bar"

That's his Batcave--if I had Michael Caine to bring me liquor all day, I'd "solve crime" from the basement too.
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:44 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMAGOOSE!
Replies: 18
Views: 551

Re: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MAMAGOOSE!

Yes, I hope Goose doesn't loose too much blood from having your foot removed from his ass.
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:43 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: OOOOO....BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 794

Re: OOOOO....BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

ruiner wrote:
Mayhem wrote:I saw an idiot set her hair on fire while I was singing karaoke.

in fairness, i've heard you sing karaoke, and felt like ending it all too.
Well, he did it his way, so, there's that.
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:42 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: The N Word
Replies: 114
Views: 1739

Re: The N Word

bluebottle wrote:
waahoohah wrote:NEE!!!
are you like, a knight or something? can you show me how a mace works? btw, i have no arms. and weak teeth.
Milk is good for both of those ailments

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by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:41 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: So Where The Fuck Is the HBE Sticky??
Replies: 43
Views: 1429

Re: So Where The Fuck Is the HBE Sticky??

ruiner wrote:im still waiting for my bottle of tequila from JT for the sox beating the indians in 07. fuck, he coulda walked it up here by now.
He's on his way, but there are a helluva lot of strip clubs on the way.
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:39 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Down from Delphi
Replies: 10
Views: 167

Down from Delphi

The Gods have spoken: Go forth and spread the word of Dionysis. And do it. Yeah, that'd be cool. http://www.angelfire.com/az/gregaraki/images/amya.gif And don't take anything without paying for it. So here a 3 Horses, a Dewar's, and a glass of cava hoisted in honor of FKR and the evergrinding march ...
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: <<heavy sigh>>
Replies: 5
Views: 269

Re: <<heavy sigh>>

incognito wrote:I used to have one down to my knees. What happened?!
You're looking at the wrong funhouse mirror.

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by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:26 pm
Forum: Music to Booze To
Topic: Whatcha listening to?
Replies: 10060
Views: 742959

Re: Whatcha listenin' to?

TheBigCasino~ wrote:Color me Bad
You misspelled this. It's "Color Me ~"
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:24 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Glad Tildings
Replies: 11
Views: 419

Re: Glad Tildings

N~. Watch out for the reunion ~our of ~WA: Str~ ~tta ~


What?
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:22 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I think that I'm going to a "bar"
Replies: 30
Views: 999

Re: I think that I'm going to a "bar"

Liar. No one here goes to bars. We go to the back of restaurants and steal flats of cooking wine. Or rice vinegar if we are doing it without a flashlight and the damn Vietnamese people who run Pho Hut don't stock their provision rooms in the standard fashion.

I'm just saying.
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 11:18 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I have a confession to make
Replies: 21
Views: 1031

Re: I have a confession to make

I thought most people were looking forward to the third week in January.

At least I am. That's when this damn ankle bracelet comes off.
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:50 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: OOOOO....BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Replies: 19
Views: 794

Re: OOOOO....BURRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!

i was at bandito's in keystone, colorado with a friend of mine who was all hopped up on mushrooms. we were doing flaming shots of something and he missed his mouth. for a split second his face was a sheet of blue flame. i dumped a pitcher of beer on his head and covered his face with my jacket. whe...
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:48 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: I love Bourbon
Replies: 144
Views: 7208

Re: I love Bourbon

Anyone who loves Bourbon has a solemn duty to purchase and consume a bottle of Pappy Van Winkle at some point in their life. The short version is that Bourbon has to be 51%+ corn mash, aged in new oak barrels. Most are aged for 2-4 years, the 5-8 year stuff is reasonably priced, but once you get to ...
by *****
Fri Nov 21, 2008 3:31 pm
Forum: The Pub
Topic: Is it Me?
Replies: 17
Views: 680

Re: Is it Me?

bluebottle wrote: btw mr travisbickle, we'd forgat all about ye!
Not all of us--that's what the "Friends & Foes" section is for. Well, that and Adam Ant.