Yes, I do enjoy sleeping. I wish I could've done more of it over the holiday weekend. But I spent my time well - drank beer, played golf, drank beer, went to an airshow, drank beer, went to a ballgame, and drank beer.

Does it only work in Mass? It won't work in NJ?

I knew a guy who swallowed a bunch of BB's on a bet. Well, it wasn't really a bet so much as it was a drunken science experiement. We wanted to know how long it would take for him to pass them. This was during a night where we were all drinking Carling's Black Label pounders. The BB's came out the n...

Well, if your gastro-intestinal system works as quick as mine, you should know in about 2 hours. Let us know how that turns out.

Blanket Statement - The operator of the vessel should maintain the ability to pass a undrunkenness test of some sort. Where I work (for a boat manufacturer), this conversation comes up frequently. The type of vessel and the area it is in are major factors to me. Being hammered on a jetski or a small...

30 packs of Milwaukee's Best (the Beast) and Beast Ice got me through college. And since I am about to become a homeowner and will therefore need to curtail my beer spending, I'm thinking that the Beast 30's and I will be getting reacquainted.

Like I stated, it was a first for me. That's only the 2nd time all year I wasn't at work, I very rarely call out sick. Apparently I never set my alarm when I stumbled in last night. I can justify it to myself by realizing that it was only a half day (4 hours) and my boss is out of town, and had no i...

For the first time in my life, I missed work today due to alcohol. I went to my local last night for Taco Night, and that was the start of long night. A couple ladies came in that I know; we shot pool, did some shots (SoCo & lime) and hung out way later than I should have on a Thursday night. Then b...

"Upside from behind with a twist of reversadoodle"

That may be the funniest sentence I've ever read. Well played, sir. You're next drink is on me.

Car bombs are one of my favorites. But that stuff is black-out juice for me. If I have a couple of those along with my regular dosing of beers, I hit black out stage. More so than anything else I drink, car bombs make me forget everything that happens that night. And sometimes, that's a very positiv...

.38 Special. At least it was a free ticket.

Messiest - Into a urinal at the casino in the Atlantis, in the Bahamas. The nasty part was that I was using the urinal for it's proper purpose at the time. But the worst overall was on the bench at Sunday morning roller hockey. The benches were enclosed, and very hot on that summer Sunday morning. I...

I had a wonderful 6-month romance with Unemployment. She treated me very nicely, it was summer at the shore 2005 for me. Memories are a little hazy, but everyone tells me that I really enjoyed it. If only I could find a way to get back on it...

Black Label Society - 1919 Eternal

Well, this seems as good a place as any to talk about the sauce, get & give advice, share stories, etc. Since it seems like the thing to do for the new drunk in the Pub, this rounds on me.