The majority of Drunkards is Conservative

Hard to find a party though

In the old days communists would hate me here.
Voice your opinion dumbshizzled ones.

Cheap Rum is the best. Politics and religion are a no go so its said . Fuck that.
Boozing is my religion boozing is my politics.
Drink.

I miss whiskeyprick too.
* looks down *
There you are!
Snaky fellow.

Cigar time.

Yee. More details please. Medicinal alchol is known but Vodka medicinal is not.

I just realized that I'm a true schizophrenic.
Since I see RIPT, Palinka and also others on the friend side.
Many others. I hate it when Drunkards turn on each other.
That is what the ASL wants.
We are blood of the same blood.
Like it or not. It's truth.

Pope: "I wanked off to myself in the mirror 3 times this morning."
Murksel: "Ha! You remind me of Obummer!"

Pope: "These 3 fingers smell like boyholes."
Murksel: "I only use 1 finger but it's deep down the arseholes who voted for me."

Pope: "The Catholic Church has three gazillion dollars in banks."
Murksel: "If you should ever take only 1 refugee it should be me! Hihi."

The perfect Martini:
Drink Ice cold Gin with an olive whilst wanking towards France.

The recipe would actually add blu curacao smurf piss but then it wouldnt be straight anymore.
Just drink Booze. Add an olive if you want.

I don't know about you but I just got a fresh pack of cigarettes outta the fridge.

German Chancellor Murksel meets the Pope:

Pope: "I bathed 3 altar boys today."
Murksel: "Hihi, oh I wish I could be Pope!"

These cigs don't smoke themselves.
But why the hell did I put them in the fridge together with the Beer?