I like Grolsch beer. Say what you will about that. Occasionally, I'll treat myself to the 16 oz. "Swingtop" bottle. I did this for Thanksgiving and realized the bottle felt different. I had an old 16 ouncer in my den and took it out to compare it with the bottle I was drinking. It WAS different. The...

Old Grandad 100 proof & Wild Turkey 101 are my faves. When cash is tight it's Old Crow time...
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Damned Economy!

A broke Irishman is walking down the beach when he finds a lamp. He picks it up, rubs it, and a genie comes out. "I will grant you 3 wishes, for you are my master." say the genie. Feeling thirsty, the Irishman says, "I wish for a pint o' Guinness that will never run out..as soon as I finish it, it f...

Yes it's true. Brownest of the brown liquors. It's fucking so American I want to puke red, white, and blue. Who's with me??!!! thank you fellow drunkard !!!!!!!!! you just made me feel patriottic for a country which is not mine . can i vote for U.S.A. presidentials now ? Sure...vote twice if you li...

I see your pints and I raise to a quart.

Milk. For my kids. I was with my family at a wedding rehearsal dinner which was held at a bar in upstate NY . My wife insisted the kids have milk with their meal. It cost like $5 fucking dollars for two friggin' cups of milk. Bastards. I felt like an asshole for ordering it and then I felt like a bi...

I'm a happy drunk. I've never done anything mean to people whilst drunk. I stole some carpet samples from a shop last night and gave them to a girl who took them with her, and that just makes me laugh... Love it. Your post reminded me of some things I "liberated" while drunk. I took a shuffleboard ...

My faves are Old Granddad's 100 & Wild Turkey 101. I used to drink TJD(I know it's not Bourbon) but it's not worth the price.

Times change, always do. I'll bet peole like Peetie and Savage's folks used to sit around and talk about how their kids ran around the neighborhood instead of working a steady job like they did when they were 10. Each generation of kids gets a little softer, has other opportunities, and then the ge...

I had a mean drunk one time demand to know where i was in the summer of '67 and why i wasn't doing my duty for my country. When i explained i wasn't born yet, that just pissed him off more. Pretty funny. I'm a happy drunk, always have been and can't ever see that changing. That's why i like to drin...

I live in South Florida and I ride a bike to battle my beer gut. I ride mostly through the various subdivisions that are near my house. I pass about a dozen parks on my various rides and they are all almost without exception void of children. Where are the kiddies? I know they exist because I see sw...

When I was younger the closest to mean I ever got was pissing in my friend's dorm room closet. He told me the next day that he yelled for me to stop because I was pissing in a closet, not a bathroom. He then said I turned and looked at him while continuing to whizz (don't ever break the stream) and ...

Can you get Old Crow Bourbon in Canada? It's cheaper than Beam and I like it better.

I am a happy drunk. When I get smashed I love almost everyone. (except demmycrats) I want to high-five you, and call you brother, and formulate plans to make a million dollars which will enable us buy a compound where our families can live in close proximity so we can fight off the marauding hordes ...

Is it bad form to hand out beers to the dads who are walking the little buggers from door to door?????


It's only bad if you don't live in the neighborhood where my kids Trick-or-treat.
But you don't.
So it's bad.