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Drinking in the Military

Post by Rooster » Sun Feb 11, 2018 6:52 pm

I come to you with forlorn news: drinking in the military has considerably subsided.

I'm not shaking the tree saying that it's become dry; but, our generations-old enemy, the Anti-Saloon League, has infiltrated the most hallowed of our institutions. Even "responsible" drinking has become gauche. A reckoning was always on the horizon, but for decades, it was just that: on the horizon. It started with "two-and-done (except with a waiver)" alcohol incidents and now it is "one-and-done." Good luck getting a waiver for that time you loaded up on cheap Imperial on deployment, and then told your Chief to go fuck himself because he stole one of your smokes.

What few E-clubs are left are stalked by jackboot Officers-of-the-Day, looking for the slightest sign of inebriation. The barkeeps measure liquor because profitability trumps the cold comfort that shots provide in this time of endless war and endless boredom. Military Police stalk the parking lots, waiting for a stumbling patron to loose their footing. Carrie Nation may not be there in person (God damn her soul); but, she is there in spirit... and keeping a hag-like watch over the spirits.

That being said; there are signs of hope. I'm on a base with one of the few remaining "All-Hands" clubs; and, every time I find a trash-can full of empties in my usual drinking-spot, it brings a smile to my face. We have an off-base, military-affiliated "club" that serves over thirty types of micro-brews (but, none on tap, because keg beer and liquor are the Devil in NE North Carolina), more than any bar in town. I was almost ready to write off the younger generation, but on one of my own Officer-of-the-Day rounds, I saw two people walking back from a canal in the furthest part of the base with a couple of empty 40s. It might be shameful for them, but Drunkards found a way that day.

While the hooliganism that pervaded the military in the past might (rightfully) be said to be both a waste of pay, property, and propriety... and, I certainly engaged in all three, myself; the stigmatizing of alcohol in today's military is a step too far. We're in a state of constant-war or constant-training while not engaging in constant-war and all of the yoga/gym classes in the world aren't enough to serve as a pressure-relief valve as much ol' John Barleycorn.

To the next service-member that high-sides a stolen Humvee in the ditches on Gitmo's Windward-side and has to face the green tablecloth, just know that I raise my glass to you... "back in my day," the promise (which you absolutely HAD to keep) of a night of free-drinking to Shore-Patrol was enough to keep you out of the Brig.

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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by the_inebriati » Mon Feb 12, 2018 6:44 pm

As an ex sailor and ex soldier this saddens me. It's my take that the military has chosen the wrong fork in the road on just about every single decision when it comes to personnel in the last 20 years or so.

When I was a submariner in the early 90's, not only was getting hammered permitted, the god damn Chief of the Boat would spin you a tale of how you were fulfilling your part in the tradition of the ancient mariner if he found you struggling to walk back to the boat on or off base and with a pat on the back and a tear in his eye help you into your rack.

Pussification of America...

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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by Rooster » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:41 pm

While I mostly agree with you, I think it's more complicated than all of that.

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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by Patchez » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:09 am

The Mid 80's in which i served in the Air Force saw the death of the two drink lunch toward the end of my hitch. I saw the writing on the wall, not to mention on an Article 15 and a few LORs, this may not be the best career choice for a lush.
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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by the_inebriati » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:01 pm

Patchez wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:09 am
The Mid 80's in which i served in the Air Force saw the death of the two drink lunch toward the end of my hitch. I saw the writing on the wall, not to mention on an Article 15 and a few LORs, this may not be the best career choice for a lush.
Well to be honest..the Air Force was even seeing the death of the push up in those days :)...

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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by Patchez » Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:19 am

the_inebriati wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:01 pm
Patchez wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:09 am
The Mid 80's in which i served in the Air Force saw the death of the two drink lunch toward the end of my hitch. I saw the writing on the wall, not to mention on an Article 15 and a few LORs, this may not be the best career choice for a lush.
Well to be honest..the Air Force was even seeing the death of the push up in those days :)...
True, which would have made it even better for a lush. Who wants to do PT with a raging hangover?
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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by Rooster » Thu Feb 15, 2018 4:25 pm

Patchez wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:19 am
the_inebriati wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:01 pm
Patchez wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:09 am
The Mid 80's in which i served in the Air Force saw the death of the two drink lunch toward the end of my hitch. I saw the writing on the wall, not to mention on an Article 15 and a few LORs, this may not be the best career choice for a lush.
Well to be honest..the Air Force was even seeing the death of the push up in those days :)...
True, which would have made it even better for a lush. Who wants to do PT with a raging hangover?
That's why The Puddle Pirates don't have mandatory PT.

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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by Resident Asshole » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:31 pm

Sad state of affairs boys. If anyone should be allowed (not on duty) to throw back some booze it is certainly those who put their lives on the line. Hell, I don't even have a problem with a couple on duty but many cannot handle the fine line of being a drunkard.
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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by Rooster » Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:33 pm

Resident Asshole wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 5:31 pm
Sad state of affairs boys. If anyone should be allowed (not on duty) to throw back some booze it is certainly those who put their lives on the line. Hell, I don't even have a problem with a couple on duty but many cannot handle the fine line of being a drunkard.
Going on 14 years motherfucker!

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Re: Drinking in the Military

Post by the_inebriati » Fri Feb 16, 2018 1:45 pm

Patchez wrote:
Thu Feb 15, 2018 8:19 am
the_inebriati wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:01 pm
Patchez wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:09 am
The Mid 80's in which i served in the Air Force saw the death of the two drink lunch toward the end of my hitch. I saw the writing on the wall, not to mention on an Article 15 and a few LORs, this may not be the best career choice for a lush.
Well to be honest..the Air Force was even seeing the death of the push up in those days :)...
True, which would have made it even better for a lush. Who wants to do PT with a raging hangover?
That's a good point. Friggin' drunks always make surprisingly good arguments...

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