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Friday night jail

Post by Hugh » Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm

The police snared me in their net Friday night when I fell walking home. They first took me to a place to sleep it off, but I wouldn't stay down on the mat so they booked me into jail. I got picked up around 10 or 11 that night and they kept me there until 1 the next afternoon. I kept watching everybody else getting released while I was left in the release pen. At one point there was about 20 of us packed in there and a mentally ill guy decided to take a dump. There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt. And then put the shirt back on. We sat there breathing in his fecal fumes, the cell was not ventilated well at all. That wasn't even the weirdest thing he did - he also at a baloney sandwich that had been smeared on the cell floor.

Anyway, I think that's it for bars and me. I've got a gash on my forehead from the fall, and I have bumps and bruises as if I'd gotten into a fight or something.

Oh yeah - they didn't give me my money back when I left. The put the amount onto a debit card, so now I've got a prepaid card with a balance of $107 on it. I imagine most people leave a small balance on all these cards and the issuer gets to keep it. Nice work if you can get it.

It's 8 PM and I'm just now waking up. I've got to get a shower and get that guy's shit fumes off of me.

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 12:59 am

Yes Hugh you for sure get the award for the last way on earth I'd like to spend a Friday night next to being chained to a wall in a serial killer's basement. Nice job!

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How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Sammy » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:40 am

Damn Hugh! I'm sorry but I just had to laugh at this story. This is why I prefer to go to bars during the daytime, along with all the other old drunks. Sure, there aren't many interesting people at the bar at 2 pm but there's always bar space open and if I were to fall down most people would just assume it's because I'm a cripple, which I am.

The only thing worse might be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5fu3E3KOo

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by oettinger » Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:53 am

Shit why do they take your money?

When I was put in the drunk tank they called a doctor in the middle of the night to verify my bac. That was stupid. I got released at around 3 or 4 a.m. That was even more stupid
Is it just me or did the boxed bumwine cork a little bit?
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Nausea » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am

Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:19 am

oettinger wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:53 am
Shit why do they take your money?
they called a doctor in the middle of the night to verify my bac.
Um...verify your what?!
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Artful Drunktective » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:20 am

Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.
That does suck not being able to call the phone sex lines from jail.
How can it be so cold in here? It's like Greenland in here. We've got to get some booze. It's the only solution to this intense cold. Something's got to be done. We can't go on like this. - Withnail
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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Nausea » Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:22 am

Artful Drunktective wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:20 am
Nausea wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 9:00 am
Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt.
This pisses me off, even more than the fact that the phones never work in jail.
That does suck not being able to call the phone sex lines from jail.
I know. How am I going to pay my rent without my jail clientele?

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by mistah willies » Tue Apr 16, 2019 1:02 pm

Hugh wrote:
Sat Apr 13, 2019 9:10 pm
...There was no toilet paper so he wiped his ass with his shirt. And then put the shirt back on. We sat there breathing in his fecal fumes, the cell was not ventilated well at all. That wasn't even the weirdest thing he did - he also ate a baloney sandwich that had been smeared on the cell floor...
Nasty. But was it eaten within 5 seconds of the smearing?

Apologies, that's just rhetorical, Hugh. "There but for the grace of Bacchus I go..."

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Re: Friday night jail

Post by Hugh » Fri Apr 19, 2019 5:39 pm

Sammy wrote:
Sun Apr 14, 2019 8:40 am
Damn Hugh! I'm sorry but I just had to laugh at this story. This is why I prefer to go to bars during the daytime, along with all the other old drunks. Sure, there aren't many interesting people at the bar at 2 pm but there's always bar space open and if I were to fall down most people would just assume it's because I'm a cripple, which I am.

The only thing worse might be...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J5fu3E3KOo
Sammy - that's the thing - I WAS daydrinking! It just went on into the night. I drank for about nine hours that day. (But I've gone longer before!)

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